Hey guys. Yeah I know it's been awhile, and you've been waiting for this chapter for a long time. Well here is it. I wanted to make this chapter longer than my other ones and I think I did my part. Now all you have to do it Review. But just to warn you, this chapter takes a curve ball. So get ready for the drama coming your way.
I do not own iCarly. The amazing Dan Schneider does.
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Sam's P.O.V.
Okay, so it's been a month since Freddie and I became boyfriend and girlfriend. And let me tell you, it's been the best month of my life. He is so sweet. Frankie and Freddie actually get along. Freddie's been over my house for dinner a couple of times. It always went great… well my Mom would always as Freddie what he saw in me? I never showed it always upset me, but Freddie always made me feel better. He would kiss my cheek and whisper sweet things in my ear. I also ate at Freddie's house. Mrs. Benson actually trusted me dating her son. Well after a really weird interview that lasted six hours. I mean come on, that women is nuts. Who does an interview for SIX HOURS? I was trying so hard not to smack her the whole time.
As for my diet. Well I think I'm getting worst. Instead of getting skinnier, I feel myself getting fatter. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I feel like I'm bigger than the world's fattest priest. I feel like I'm the ugliest person on the face of the earth. I wear sweats and hoodies so no one can see my fat hanging put. I hate this feeling. I can't remember when it got this bad. How can someone feel so miserable, when life outside my house was so perfect? Maybe my mom had a point. What does Freddie in a fat lard like me?
Anyways, I'm over a Freddie's house. We were on his bed studying. Yeah I know right? Me, Sam Puckett studying. But I actually need a good to stay on the volleyball team. So Freddie's been helping me out a lot. Plus he kisses me when I get the answers right.
"So what does X equal?" Freddie asked as he was lying down on his bed.
"Um… 6?" Shoot I really hope I got that right. I'm already fat; I don't want Freddie thinking I'm fat and stupid.
"Right. Good job Sam." Freddie smiled at me. He sat up and gave me a peck on my lips. I love his small gentle kisses. "So I wanted to ask you something"
"Okay, shoot" I smiled
Freddie got out of bed and went to grab something from under his bed. He got out a bouquet of white lilies. Aw, he remembered my favorite flowers. "Will you go to the homecoming dance with me?" He said handing me the flowers.
I was shocked. I had forgotten all about the dance. I smiled big. "Yes" I wrapped arms around him and hugged him tight.
We heard a knock at Freddie's bedroom door. "Fredward, Samantha." Mrs. Benson came in. "I was wondering if you guys wanted a little snack?"
"Sur…."
I cut him off. "Not for me Mrs. B. I ate a lot for lunch."
"Okay. Study hard then." Mrs. Benson walked out of the room.
Freddie turned to me "Sam, what was that about?"
"What?" I said confused.
"Sam you barely ate anything for lunch. Why did you lit to my mom and told her you had a lot for lunch?"
My eyes widen for a second. Oh crab. Please, dear god, don't let him find out. Come on Sam, you're the best liar around. "Freddork, I don't want to eat your mother's healthy chiz."
"Wait, I thought you were supposed to be eating healthy?"
CHAB! Think fast Sam. "I guess I'm not use to her being nice to me yet." I kissed Freddie on the cheek. "Because I…" I kissed his nose. "Don't deserve you." I planted a kiss on his lips. It didn't take long for Freddie to kiss me back. There we are, making out on his bad. I know it's wrong that I'm doing this for the wrong reasons, but Freddie will freak out about my diet.
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"Sam, try this black one on." Carly handed me a short black dress with a sweetheart bust and a leather belt." (Picture is on my profile)
"Carly, I don't want to wear this. I'll feel huge in it." I said as I walked into the dressing room.
"Okay first of all, black is slimming. Second of all, you're far from huge. You're skinnier than me. And maybe, this just my imagination, but I think you're actually losing a lot of weight."
Mt eye widen. I can't risk being caught. "Yeah Carls, it must be your imagination." I laughed nervously as zipped up the dress. I buckled the belt. "I'm coming out Carls." I opened the door and walked to the giant mirror. "So what do you think?" Carly still hasn't said anything. "That's it, I'm changing. I knew this…" As I was walking back to my dressing room, I felt a pull on my arm, making me stand back in front of the mirror.
"Don't you dare change. Sam you look gorgeous. You will have Freddie drooling over you all night."
I moved a strand of hair behind my ear. "You really think so?"
Carly turn me to face her "Sam, I know so. So we're getting this dress."
I smiled, but when I got a look at the price, my smile fell. "Oh holy chiz on a chizzle. Carly, I can't afford this and shoes."
"Sam calm down. You know the heals I wore to Wendy's party this summer?" (Picture on my profile)
"The black, huge platform ones, with the billions of straps? Yeah I remember. I remember you complained on how tight they were on you, what's you point?"
"My point is, you can still buy this dress. I'll let you have those heals. Sam they would look perfect with this dress."
"Wait, wait, wait. Have?" I was so confused. Well every time Carly starts speaking fast she confuses me.
"Yes have. I'm never going to wear those things again. And they will fit you like a glove." Carly said with excitement.
"But wait. We have the same size feet. How do you know they will fit?"
"True, but I have wider feet than you. Which is why they bothered me. You on the other hand, have skinnier feet than me. Meaning it will fit you."
Yeah right Carly. Nothing about me is skinny. "But wait…"
"Stop saying but wait." Dang calm down Carls.
"I still won't have enough to get my hair and everything done. I really want to look special for Freddie." I smiles thinking about Freddie.
"Don't worry. I'll help you get ready. I'll do your hair, make-up, nails, everything." Carly smiled. She really is a great friend.
I sighed "Fine Carls. I'll get the darn dress."
"Yay!" she said jumping up and down. "Now go get changed so we can pay for it."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." I said walking back to the dressing room. Thanks so much 'Never 81' for taking all of my money. (Never 81 is like Forever 21 only more expensive)
Carly's P.O.V.
I watched Sam walk back into her dressing room. She's been acting so weird lately. First she's eating healthy lately, then she joins a sport, which we all know she hates people. She's wearing huge clothing. She's barely eating anything, and now she's thinking she's fat. If anything, she's getting too skinny. Maybe it's because we haven't been hanging out lately. Well at least volleyball season is over for Sam. So I can just tell Chris I want to spend more time with Sam and Freddie. He'll understand. "Sam, are you done?"
Sam came out holding her homecoming dress. "Yeah. Let's just pay for this chiz."
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Sam's P.O.V.
This is it, Homecoming night. And here I was, in Carly's room, as she applied one last coat of lip gloss on me. I hated getting all dolled up. But I wanted to do this for Freddie. "Carly, are you almost done?" I grunted. I've been here I swear all day. First she did my nails in French tip with black tips. Then she tweezed my eye brows, which by the way hurt more than waxing may I add. Then she did my hair. (Picture on my profile) Its kind wavy, curly, and straight at once. The thing I didn't like was all that hair spray chiz. Plus she almost poked my eye out. Dang mascara. "I'll say it again, ARE. YOU. ALMOST. DONE?"
"YES!" She put the lip gloss in my clutch. "I'm done."
"Thank you."
"Carly, Sam, the guys are here." We heard Spencer yelled from downstairs.
"In a minute." Carly yelled back "Okay, I'm going down first and when you hear me cough, you come down, Kay?"
I rolled my eyes "Fine" I said as I put a pair of diamond studded earring on. "Go on Miss. Shay, I'll see ya in a sec"
Carly exited her room and I followed behind her. Carly made her way downstairs. "Wow Carly, you look amazing." I heard Carly's date Chris tell her.
"Thank you" Carly said back
All of a sudden, I felt very dizzy and something in the pit of my stomach. I think I'm just nervous, "Hey Carly, where's Sam." I heard Freddie asked.
"Oh she'll be down in a sec." Carly said then did a simple cough. I knew that was my queue.
As I start walking downstairs, I see everyone's heads turn to my directions. But as soon as I see Freddie, he is the only person in the room in my eyes. And he just looks at me as if time stopped.
I reached the bottom of the stairs. Freddie walked over to me and gave me a kiss on my cheek. "You look stunning." He whispered in my ear.
I can't help but blush. "You are such a dork" I chuckled.
"Quit the flirting, let's get to the dance." Carly said as she pulled us towards the door.
"Wait" Spencer stopped us. "This a picture moment."
I just rolled my eyes. "Hurry up Spence."
"Coming." Spencer comes back with his camera. "Say bleu cheese."
"Bleu cheese" We all said at once.
"AHHHHHHH! I took the picture in the wrong way and now I'm blind." Spencer turned the camera around and took our picture.
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We arrived at the dance. I was very dizzy at this point. Stupid heat.
After a few fast and slow songs of dancing, Freddie and I went to the snack table. The smell of the food made my stomach grumble, and made me sick at the same time. I took a big gulp of my water bottle. I turned to Freddie. "Can we go out to the hallway? It's really hot and I'm feeling dizzy."
"Sure" Freddie put his arm around my waist as we walked into the hallway.
"That feels way better." I said fanning my face.
"Yeah" I saw Freddie hiding something behind his back.
"What's behind your back nerd linger" (This line is from my favorite show Kim Possible, if you can tell me who said it, I will make you a character in this story.)
"Oh. I just grabbed the last cupcake for you." There he goes again with his million dollar smile.
"Oh… thanks." I faked a smiled and grabbed the cupcake from his hands. "Hey can you wait for me inside the gym? I have to go to the bathroom."
"Sure" Freddie gave me a peck on my lips and headed back into the gym.
After a few seconds, I walked to the trash can and threw the cupcake away.
"Sam? What are you doing?" I swear my heart literally stopped.
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OH. EM. GEE. CLIFFY. I wonder who caught Sam? Oh yeah, I know. I am so evil. So don't forget to review AND figure out who said Nerd Linger in Kim Possible. The first person to get it right will be featured in my next chapter. Also follow me on twitter kpfan72491. Until next time. Peace, Love, & Seddie