Ok so I really wanted to update today since I've been extremely busy and I didn't know how long it would be until the next update so I'm sorry if you see any mistakes or typos, but I'm human. I make mistakes.

"Can you get me another drink bartender," Chip yelled obnoxiously.

Ross shook his head in disbelief as he watched a slightly drunk Chip yell for another glass. She had invited them both to help celebrate Rachel's new job at Ralph Lauren. She had thanked him about a million for getting her the interview and had practically begged him to come out and celebrate with her, something he was happy to do, but as soon as she mentioned that Chip would be coming, all his excitement left him. They had been dating for a couple of weeks now and so far he and Ross had avoided conflict, but it still didn't change the fact that Ross hated him with a passion.

So now he just sat back and watched as Chip made a complete idiot of himself in front of Rachel, something that he had been dying to see.

"Idiot," Ross muttered under his breath. At soon as the words left his mouth he saw Rachel frown.

"Ross don't be like that. I wanted you to come because you're the reason I have a job, my dream job. Come on and give me a smile," she teased as she pinched his cheeks and he couldn't help but comply to her demands.

"Fine, but don't expect me to be best friends with him."

She shook her head at him, chuckling a little before extending her hand.

"It's a deal."

They both watched as Chip downed another drink and stumbled out of his seat where he disappeared into the crowd. Ross glanced at Rachel, wondering if she was going to go after him before Chip did anything stupid, but her mind seemed to be somewhere else.

"Aren't you going to go find him?"

"He's fine," she answered. Ross raised his eyebrows as he turned in his seat, scanning through the crowd of sweaty and drunken people before he spotted Chip. He smirked to himself as he watched him stumble into two other people and Ross looked back at Rachel to respond. She took a sip from her glass and he could tell something was wrong. She stared out into the crowded bar with no emotion and no expression whatsoever. She finally sat her drink down and sighed loudly, as if she was depressed about something.

Ross placed his hand on top of hers and she looked up at him.

"What's wrong?"

At this she gave him a fake smile and shook her head.

"Nothing."

"Rach it's me. You can tell me. I'm your therapist remember," he joked and she gave him a small smile. She took a deep breath before turning to face him and revealed her sudden mood change.

"I shouldn't be complaining. I have a new job, great friends, a great apartment, and a boyfriend."

"But your not happy," he added and she nodded.

"I feel like I'm missing something in my life. Love," she said simply. "Oh god that sounds like a cheesy love song," she laughed, but Ross was still thinking about what she had just said.

"But you have Chip," he pointed out.

"That's true, but I don't know… I feel like I'm not connecting with him at all. We never talk or anything. All he wants to do is kiss and everything else, but after that it's like he wants nothing to do with me."

"So basically he only wants to be physically involved but not emotionally?"

"Yeah. I mean it's like we go out, go back to his apartment and…"

"You slept with him?" Ross looked at her in desperation, praying that her answer was no and felt relived when she shook her head.

"No. I mean he wants to, but I don't know. And he keeps dropping these not so subtle hints and…"

At once his temper came out and he immediately went into protective mode.

"Is he pressuring you because if he is then I'll…"

"Ross don't even go there," she warned. "It's not that serious."

"Rachel if he's pressuring you to do something you don't want to then you shouldn't be with him. Why are you wasting your time with someone who isn't worth it?"

"I don't know," she answered, sadness apparent in her voice.

"I think you should go end it. And it's not because I don't like him, it's because I think you should be with someone who makes you happy and he doesn't."

She nodded and walked away, but not before giving him a hug.

She took a deep breath and pushed her way through the crowd. After ten minutes of looking she finally gave up and found herself near the corner which is exactly where she saw Chip, but he seemed to be enjoying himself.

He had his arms around some scantily clad woman and Rachel felt her anger rise as she watched his hands grope the stranger's body. It wasn't that she was hurt that he was pretty much cheating on her, it was the fact that she had wasted her time with him. Ross had been right all along. He hadn't changed and he probably never would.

She walked over to the two and poked him in the back and was surprised when he let out a grunt. She tapped him again before getting a response.

"I'm busy," he snapped, unattaching himself momentarily from the red head he was with before pulling her in for another sloppy kiss.

"Oh really," Rachel said, raising her voice and glaring at him.

When he recognized Rachel's voice his eyes widened and he pushed the woman away and turned to Rachel.

The woman glared at him. "Jerk," she muttered before walking off.

"Rachel I thought she was you," he lied.

"Yeah because I magically died my hair red," she said sarcastically. "You really are dumber than I thought."

"Come on Rach I was having fun."

She rolled her eyes, growing more angrier by the second when she walked closer and gave him a backhanded slap that resulted in a loud smack and a large red imprint on his cheek.

"Don't ever talk to me again!"

"Come on Rachel…"

"Lose my number," she hissed as she pulled her arm from his grasp and stalked off. Tears burned in her eyes, but she felt more embarrassed than anything else.

As soon as she made her way back to Ross, she grabbed her purse and his hand before dragging him out the bar.

"Hey what happened? Why are we leaving," Ross asked, but Rachel shook her head and kept a tight grip on his arm as she pulled Ross through the crowd.

"Turns out you were right about Chip. I saw him with someone else."

At once he pulled away. He couldn't let that idiot get away with what he did to her. It was time for revenge. He had it coming.

"I'll meet you outside."

She narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "What are you going to do?"

"Just have a little talk," he said quickly and before she could protest he disappeared into the crowd and it didn't take long to find Chip. He was talking nonsense to a group of women who seemed to be uninterested.

He poked him in the back a few times before he finally turned around to face him.

"Congratulations you're even more of a douchebag than before," Ross hissed.

"Whatever man. I can get any woman in here." Chip slurred as he struggled to stand up. "Rachel is a stuck up little brat. I was going to break up with her anyways."

At this revelation Ross grabbed a glass and "accidentally" splashed water on Chip's pants, making it look like he wet himself.

Chip looked up at Ross, his eyes blazing while Ross just tried to hold in his laughter.

"Dude what the …"

"Have a nice life," Ross laughed as he made his way out the bar, but something that reached his ears made him snicker to himself.

"Come on ladies I didn't wet myself. I swear I didn't," Chip pleaded as two woman walked around him and shook their heads.

"Eww you pervert," Ross heard one of the same say.

He knew it wasn't the most mature move, but he had been waiting years to do that and as he walked home with Rachel, he could not wipe the satisfied grin from his face.

What goes around comes around.


"Wow what a jerk," Monica said as she listened to Rachel explain about what happened with Chip last night. "You know Chandler said something about him wasn't right."

"I know I feel bad about it. Ross was right. "

"Well I guess it all ended well. You dumped him and you ended up with a job at Ralph Lauren. It's not all bad Rach."

"Yeah I guess so," she agreed as she tightened her coat around her body.

"So what did my brother say? I bet he was totally bragging that he was right about Chip."

"No Ross was never the type of guy to do that. He's too sweet and kind and…"

"Blah blah blah. Yes I understand Rachel. Ross is a saint."

They made their way down the windy streets of Manhattan and a made a quick dash into Central Perk. They hung up their coats and made their way to a table where they were immediately greeted by Gunther. Rachel was becoming increasingly uncomfortable from the way he stared at her.

"Gunther, our coffees please," Monica snapped.

"Right away." He gives Rachel one last creepy smile before attending to their orders. Rachel waited until he was out of earshot before she continued with their conversation again.

So then Ross told me that…" She paused when she saw Monica shaking her head in another direction "What?"

Monica didn't say anything, but just glared behind Rachel's head and she turned around in her seat to see Gunther staring at them through a mirror. When he noticed that she and Monica were staring back, he quickly made his way to the back.

"You really need to do something about him. Seriously Rachel he could be a serial killer and you can be his next victim," she whispered.

At this Rachel let out a loud chuckle. "Oh come on Monica. We all know Gunther's harmless."

"Yeah you keep thinking that until he kidnaps you," she warned. She opened her mouth to respond, but stopped when she saw Ross with another woman. Monica also looked around when she saw Rachel staring.

Ross was chatting and laughing with a girl neither of them had ever seen before, but he seemed to be having a good time. She had short brown hair with brown eyes and she was a little taller than both of them. They were surprised when they heard a strong British accent and assumed she was a friend of his from England.

"Come on let's go say hi," Monica commands as she takes Rachel's arm. They walked closer and closer until Ross finally saw them.

There was a moment of awkward silence with the girl just staring at Monica and Rachel.

"So Ross are you going to introduce is or what," Monica teased.

"Oh right sorry. Umm Monica this is Emily. Emily this is my sister Monica."

"Hi," she said politely.

"And this is Rachel," Ross announced proudly.

"Oh so you're the famous Rachel. Ross never stops talking about you," Emily added as she took her hand and Rachel could sense a little bitterness in her voice.

Being the shy guy he is, Ross blushes crimson and Rachel gives him a reassuring smile, something that didn't go unnoticed by Emily.

"So how do you two know eachother," Monica asks.

"We dated for a year until Ross left London, but I got transferred here."

"Oh well that's good," Rachel added quietly.

"Yeah so Ross and I can be together now," Emily added, putting an arm around him while, but he has his attention focused on Rachel.

Gunther comes back with their coffee and Ross and Emily bid them goodbye, but Ross invites them along.

"You guys want to join us at the movies?"

"No you go have fun."

"Okay bye Mon, bye Rach," he says hugging them. Rachel notices that Emily flushes a little when Ross hugs her and she pulls back quickly.

"Bye guys."

"Bye Ross."

Rachel and Monica go back to their table sipping their coffee and continue their conversation.

"So when I brought up babies he just starting getting all sweaty and flustered… well you know how Chandler gets around anything that has to do with commitment so then I…" she stopped when she noticed Rachel wasn't paying the slightest attention.

"Hey what's up."

Rachel awakens from her daze and looks back at Monica.

"Oh nothing just daydreaming."

Monica looks behind her and finally sees what Rachel has been gazing at, Emily laughing at something Ross has said and he gently moves a stray piece of hair from her eyes. They watch as he gives her a soft kiss and they make their way down the street hand in hand.

"She seems nice huh?"

"Yeah I guess so." Rachel gives her a reassuring smile, but Monica was not fooled. She had known Rachel since they were kids and she always knew when something was wrong and she was determined to get to the bottom of it.