Werevampnapped by a vampire wannabee
Chapter 1
A/N: here is the first chapter! And levey and Izzy and Trixie and Caitlyn are my crack head friends and Lily is here coz she asked! If you wanna be in here you just have to review and ask! And I'm going on a school excursion to a theme park on Tomorrow so I just had to add the theme park stuff
*At my sleep over with Izzy, Levey, Lily and Caitlyn*
Levey: I'm bored
Me: Bored state
Izzy: BOOOIIIINNNNGGG!
Me: I know! Let's kidnap the Twilight people!
Lily: *blinks* *shocked* THEY EXIST? YYYYAAAAYYYY! I GET TO MEET THEM! OMG,OMG, OMG!
Caitlyn: yes of course they dooo!
~weird bang at door'~
Me: That must be the robot minion that I told to kidnap the Twilight people for me!
Levey: *Walks into door* Oh sorry door, I didn't see you there, I apologize for walking into you, and I really, honestly didn't see you there.
Izzy: Oooh, I wanna talk to the door! Hello door how are you doing?
Wall: *cricket, cricket* … *silence*
Izzy: No! They door isn't replying
Door: That's because you were talking to the wrong inanimate object and plus why are you talking to an inanimate object? I'm the door, the wall isn't the door. Sheesh, this could count as door abuse you know? You know?
Me: Oh hi door, hi wall, I'm sorry but I don't think we should keep talking. My evil genius plan and my robot side-kick wait! Come in robot!
Robot:*walks in with captives in a cage* *plonks cage in the middle of the room*
Me: Mwahahahahaha!
Levey: Mwahahahahaha! I want to play on your laptop *snatches and turns on laptop*
Lily: Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Ohmigod! This is sooo awesome! The twilight people are in our hands! *squeals while jumping up and down*
Izzy: Did you know that spiders have eight legs, two eyes one mouth, one abdomen, one head and spins silk like things? I bet you didn't know that! Don't you think it is like the most amazing thing in the world?
Everyone except awesome humans:*confused*
Levey: *ghost sound* Ooooooh we are the evil insane psycho maniacs that have kidnapped yoouuuu
Lily: *evil laugh*
Jasper: Psshhh what can three human girls do to us, we're vampires.
Me: Mwahahahahaha! More than three! Izzy?
Izzy: *flip brown curly hair backwards and jumps up and down continuously with a really happy look* BBBBOOOOOIIIIINNNNGGGG!
Me: Heyyy! That's my line. *snaps fingers*
Izzy: *falls into a pool of piranhas* Weeeeeee! Good piranhas! *accidently kills all the piranhas*
Lily: Grrrrr you killed my pet piranhas!
Edward: Uhhhh, stupid humans! Are you even aware of our presence?
Levey: OMG! OMG! OMG! Its-
Eddy; yea it's me, the handsomest, strongest, hottest-
Levey: PLANTS VERSUS ZOMBIES!
Eddy: Uhhhh… WHAT! You choose over MEEEE!
Emmett: HAHAHAHA! DUDE! YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY A GIRL!
Caitlyn: OMG! I wanna have a go!
Everyone except the awesome humans: …..
Aro: Humans… *sigh* so selfish and stupid but weak at times.
Lily: Weak? Weak? WEAK? WE ARE ANYTHING BUT WEEEAAAKKK, WE BLOODY KIDNAPPED YOU!
Me and Izzy: blink, blink continues to blink… BOOOOIIIIINNNNGGGG!
Me: Wait what were we talking about again?
Alec: Could you please let us out now?
Caitlyn: ALEC I LOVE YOU! Shit, did I just say that out loud? Crap.
Lily: HAHAHAHA! I always knew you had a thing for him, you were staring sooo intently at the screen in the end of new moon and she pauses it at where Alec is grabbing Bella! Hahaha! It is sooo hilarious when she does that!
Vampires and werewolves…*confused*
Caitlyn: And that is why I hate Vampires suck, they make Alec so much less hot and they make fun of the concept of Jane! And Alec is like, they FUCKING HATE ALEC! HOW CAN THEY FICKING HATE HIM? I MEAN HE"S A GOD!
Jane: Wow a human sticking up for me *speechless*
Alec:*speechless as well*
Caitlyn: Of course I am, it's for my future sister-in-law
Volturi: *confused*
Me: *Runs up to tackle Caitlyn* NOOO! Alec is MINE!
Caitlyn-poo: No MINE!
Me: NO MINE!
Caitlyn-poo: NO MINE!
Me: *growls* NO MINE!
Lily: I would have to agree with Caitlyn.
Me: *mouth drops open*
Izzy: *squeals* meeee tooooo!
Me: *mouth goes wider is even possible*
Levey: Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh! NOOOOO YOU CAN"T EAT MY WALLNUT YOU STUPID BUCKETHEAD ZOMBIE! I SAID NO!
Me and Izzy: blink, blink continues to blink…..
Me: confused state
Izzy: Booooiiiinnnngggg!
Felix: Uhhhh, are you two alright?
Me: yaaarrrr we're fiiinnnnneeee
Izzy: Just a bit hyper is all
Jane: A bit? *Uses power on me*
Me: *feels pain for one second but pushes it aside* la di da di da, Oooh I wanna go to an amusement park
Izzy: same, same, same, with me here!
Lily: Yaa me too
Caitlyn: me three!
Levey: NOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T EAT THE TALL NUT YOU STUPID BUCKET HEAD ZOMBIE! I SAID NOOOO! Huh? What's happening? *confused state of mind*
Me: I know, I'll magic this room bigger and teleport the rides in here!
~room becomes bigger and a gravity drop appears~
Me: *evil laugh* and while we enjoy ourselves on the rides, you can watched from the sidelines while chained to the walls hehehe.
~everyone is chained to the walls except us awesome humans~
Me: Yay!
Trixie: * sitting on one of the seats on the very top of the ride* Heya all, I came here to see that you all have logic since I bet you have no common sense at all.
Izzy: Trixie! *flicks Trixie's hair*
Trixie: Grrrrr
Me: *Flicks Trixie's hair*
Trixie: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Levey: *Flicks Trixie's hair as well*
Trixie: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Lily: Okay ppls, that's enough, I think Trixie's getting a bit annoyed.
Trixie: FINALLY!
Me:* innocent eyes* what?
Trixie: *glare, glare*
Izzy: Hahaha
Felix: are you going to let us out of these chains or will we have to break it ourselves cuz trust me it will be easy to break.
Lily: No it won't!
Demetri: Yes it will.
Levey: No it won't, their vampire proof.
Me: My robot minions made it for me.
Robot minions: Hii!
Everyone except us awesome humans: *glare, glare, glare*
Rachel the robot minion: *sigh* they hate us.
Heidi: Jane, Alec use your power!
Alec and Jane: Uses power
Humans: Arrrggghhhh noooo!
Me: robot minions, stomp on Alec's fog and redirect it to Jane!
Robot minions: *stares blankly at me then does as they are told*
Bob the robot minion: If I enjoy doing this then does this mean I am evil?
Amy the robot minion: Probably *evil laugh*
Me: Hey the evil laugh is my role
Robot minions: Awww damn
Jane: Why can't I see or hear anything? * starts to wail like a wild banshee on the loose in the streets of America *(A/N: Sorry, just had to add that.)
Me: I know let's go on the ride!
~Humans go on rides while the mythical creatures are trying to free themselves for the invincible rope made by my robot minions~
Fred the robot minion: *wheels around mythical creatures while laughing at them*
~Ride crashes into the camera~
~Screen goes blank but you can still hear voices~
Me: Well that's it for this chapter.
Levey: But roles are still open if you want to be human or a robot minion. NOOOOO! THE ZOMBIE JUST AT MY WALL NUT! HURRY UP STUPID SUNSHINE! HURRY UP AND LLLOOOOAAADDD! SHEESH!
Lily: And none of us own Twilight which is sad.
Caitlyn: But you would love us if we did.
Robot minions: *Chants* Review, Review, Review and you can join us in the world of fun.
Rachel the robot minion: And if you have a suggestion you are welcome to suggest. *giggles*
Bob the robot minion: And Eli will look at you profile to see your favorite male character and send them to you house to serve cookies!
Izzy: Shirtless *starts to flick Trixie's hair again*
Trixie: Stop flicking my hair. *huffs*
A/N: Good? Bad? Please review!