Chapter 3
A/N: HEYYYY AGAIN! IM BAK! But meh…. I'm adding three friend of mine to this story btw and an enemy I know there's too many characters but I'm gonna let a few of the vampires escape, don't worry they're the ones that are barely mentioned ;).…. SO ON WITH THE STORY….
Me: WELCOME AGAIN EVERYONE!
Levey and Izzy: HOLIDAYS! HOLIDAYS! HOLIDAYS! HOLIDAY!
Me: … OMFG! HOLIDAYS! HOLIDAYS!
Sashimi: Insane psychos
Levey, Izzy and me: THANK YOU!
Ashton: …. I don't think that was a complement….
~silence~
Bridgette: Anyways, as much as we'd love to own Twilight, we don't.
Levey: Ooooooh! I am a ghost, you should be scared…
Molly: Chocolate chip bananas!
Crescent: You mean chocolate chip biscuits.
Molly: No, chocolate chip banana biscuits with noodles on top!
Everyone: … *silence*
Me: Chocolate!
Izzy: Chips!
Levey: Biscuits!
Molly: Noodles!
Everyone except Izzy, Levey, Molly and I: *confused*
Me: You get it?
Everyone except Izzy, Levey, Molly and I: *shakes head* no…
Me: never mind!
Nai: *looks outside* and this is what they mean by summer
Everyone: *looks outside*
Joce: *shudders* so dark and grey….
Liv: So cloudy and scary!
Everyone except Levey, Izzy and Molly and me: *sad because of the weather*
Me: Yayyy!
Everyone else: huh?
Levey: Now we can wear our black cardigan, skinny jeans and t-shirt!
Izzy: That we brought from Myers!
Molly: and we can be quadruplets!
Levey, Izzy and Molly and me: *puts on outfit*
Nai: Oooh! Can I have the outfit? It looks so cool!
Me: yea sure!
Levey: *hands Nai the outfit*
Nai: Yayyy!
Trixie: You look Goth!
Liv: don't diss Goths!
Joce: I used to be one!
Everyone except Liv: Ummmm… Ok?
Joce: But then they kicked me out.
Liv: Cuz she was too hyper and happy all the time!
Me: Oooh, you two can have the outfit too!
Liv and Joce: Yayyy!
Molly: I want biscuits!
Caius: Didn't you say noodles before? *confused*
Molly: yea, no shit Sherlock.
Felix: *defends his master* so why'd you say biscuits?
Me: Isn't it obvious? She loves noodles and biscuits!
Volturi: *shakes head*
~crickets crickets~Me: OMFG! I TOTALLY FORGOT!
Levey: Huh?
Me: IM BAKK! WBBB TO MAH SLEF! :D:D:D:D
Everyone else: …..
Humans: WBB!
Me: Hmmmm wat to right about….
Levey: PLANTS VERSUS ZOMBIESSSS!
Izzy: YAAAH!
Sashimi: …..
Kevin: wow…. I guess stalking your girlfriend isn't such a good idea….
Me: huh? Kev? But Mandy's your girlfriend…. And she's not here…..
Mandy: Tehehe, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENNED!
Crescent: *sigh* here we go again…. On with the gossip….
Trixie: Normally I would be calm and collected and handle the situation with sanity but… WHAT THE HECK! NORMAL GIRLS NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING… except crescent….
Crescent: Thanks but really? I need our help with keeping this group out of trouble….
Viv: I know what you mean….. I'll help! I mean yea sure I'm hyper but I actually have a bit of logic in my brain… so ILL HELP!
Crescent *facepalms*
Bridgette and Ashton: *walks through door with ice blocks* OMFG! NEWBIES!
Bridgette: HAIII IM BRIDGETTE!
Ashton: HAIII IM ASHTON!
Bridgette and Ashton: WHAT ARE YOU NAMES!
Viv: HAIII IM VIV!
Kev: wow…. I guess Mandy is even more one of a kind then I thought…. Not every girls friends are as mentally unstable as this lot…..
Me: KEVIN! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT US! *pulls out chainsaw*
Kev: uhh…. I would normally say I'm not scared of death but….. MANDY, I LOVE YOU!
Me: *glares* AWWWW THEY MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE! But you break her heart, I break your spine….. Wait that was how it goes wasn't it? Oh wateva BUT STILL! DON'T YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART!
Kev: *scared*
Mandy: nawwww ya scared Kevi? Tehehe
Vampires: uhh
Jared: why do I smell drugs?
Me: because our friend Kev here does drugs… :P
Kev: *sheepish smile* well my cousin got me into it… and I got addicted I guess…. I'm doing my best to quit for Mandy but I guess my best isn't enough, the gang I used to be in beats me up everyday….
Me: OMFG! THEIR BEATING UP MY BEST FRIEND!
Mandy: OMFG! THEIR BEATING UP MY BOYFRIEND!
Me and Mandy: *grabs chainsaw and runs out with blazing eyes*
~cricket cricket~
Alec: Are they like that all the time?
Lily: Only when their really angry
Caitlyn: Like just then when they heard something bad was happening to someone they love.
Me and Mandy: *returns with bloody chainsaws* hehehe all done
Kev: O_O
Jay: OMFG! I FOUND A NOTE!
Lily: It reads 'To Eli, we have escaped from your prison please do not look for us bye from the vampires you never even mention.
Me: meh their blood supply was getting low anyways.
Ashton: It was an everlasting blood supply…. Remember?
~cricket cricket~
Me: Oh yea! I forgot tehe
Me and Mandy: *puts away chainsaw*
Me: *accidentally drops chainsaw on camera*
~ Screen goes blank~
Nai: OMG! THE CAMERA ISNT WORKING!
Molly: NO!
Peter: YES! NO MORE TORTURE FOR THE DAY!
Me: SHUDDUP YOU!
Trixie: DON'T TALK TO MY MATE LIKE THAT!
Jay: NAWWWWWWWWW TRIXIES IN LOVE WIF PETER!
Molly: WEWT! We found her a bf!
Lily: FINALLY! WEWWWWT!
Kevin: ?
Trixie: *blushes* SHUDDUP!
Me: Any way that's it till nex-
Lexi (my enemy): OMFG! IT'S EDWARD!
Me: *shocked* Lexi?
Lexi: *sneers* Hello Eli
Me: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Lexi: Chillax dude I'm here to see my gorgeous Edward
Me: AND WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BREAKING INTO PPLS HOUSES LIKE THAT!
Lexi: Your mom let me in
Me: grrrrrrrrr
Trixie: Just give it up Lexi
Molly: YEA! *glares*
Lily: You're outnumbered
Bridgette: And even if you weren't,
Ashton: Eli could do the job quickly and easily
Jay: now wat's it gonna be Lexi?
Levey: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW!
Me: wow… I've never seen Levey angry before..
Izzy: YEA GET OUT OR ILL GET THE WALL IT SQUISH YOU!
Me: Ewww! No, I don't want this place to be haunted by a bitch! I'd rather it be haunted by an evil sorceress that I could relate to!
~cricket cricket~
Lexi: I'll go…
Me: YES!
Caitlyn: FINALLY!
Crescent: I'm not one for hyperness but WEWWTTT!
Lexi: …. On one condition…..
Me: *glares*
Sashimi: and what would that condition be?
Lexi: That you give me Edward
Edward: Finally someone who appreciates true sexiness
Me: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO SHOVE A CHAINSAW UP YOUR POSSESSIVE GAY ASS!
Edward: Make me *smug* …. Wait WHAT!
Me: *shoves chainsaw up Eddies ass*
Eddie: OUCHHH!
Lexi: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU EVIL BITCH?
Me: Teach him a lesson or two *smirk*
Lexi: GRRRRRRR
Me: Tehehe
Joce: Anyway that's all we have time for….. BAIIII!
Liv: TTYL!
Me: CYASS! *cuts camera*
~silence~
A/N: So waddya think? Soz bout the serious part but my friends and I are real bitchez when it comes to Lexi. Anyway cyas next time!