An uncharacteristically woman-less Mark? Priceless.
Dinner
She's missing a good dinner for this; Mark calls her thirty minutes before a reception for "an emergency," and she knows it's because he's falling down drunk at a bar and she won't judge him for it.
"I hope you know," she grits between her teeth, helping him into the spare bedroom in the brownstone, "that I could be having lobster right now."
"Shame," he mumbles. She deposits him unceremoniously on the bed. "Cary broke up with me."
"Frankenstein grew a brain, did she?" He gives her the finger, unaware that she's actually standing on the other side of the bed. "I'll just go make some macaroni and cheese."
Reference: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. Cary is not Addison's favorite person in the world, as seen in "No Roses Are Allowed."