dreamaker401 You win the imaginary award for Luna's ringtone: We R Who We R- by Ke$ha

Here is chapter 3, hope you enjoy :3

Chapter 3: Cake and Instant Coffee!

The next day, Luna and Lumiere left their mansion home and headed off to Ouran. Being first years, they were in Haruhi, Kaoru, and Hikaru's class. Luna sat in front of Kaoru while Lumiere sat in front of Haruhi. The three host members exchanged wordless thoughts as the blonde twins walked in to class and took their seats.

As school classes came to an end, the Host club went about their usual business. Luna and Lumiere seemed to take a liking to Haruhi, following her around everywhere, trying to engage her in conversation. The blonde twins followed the three host members back to music room # 3, much to Hikaru and Kaoru's dislike.

The three host members walked in to the club room, Luna and Lumiere following behind. Once in the room, the blonde twins in sync, walked over to Kyouya's desk and quietly began talking.

We would like to make a appointment everyday this week with Haruhi, the twins said at the same time. They leaned in towards Kyouya, and whispered something else, smiling as they spoke.

Haruhi, who was preparing some commoners coffee, froze. I just got a strange feeling from Kyouya-Sempai's direction… She turned towards Kyouya. Smiling back at her was Kyouya, and the blonde twins. Oh, god I got a really bad feeling about that smile on Kyouya-Sempai's face, its sinister somehow.

Haruhi, please entertain our guests, Luna and Lumiere. Remember to be nice, they're paying customers after all. Kyouya said as he returned his attention to his figures.

Oh great, they chose me. As if it isn't bad enough they've been bugging me all day now I got to entertain them. Haruhi thought as she motioned for the blonde twins to take a seat on one of the couches.

May I get you something do drink? Some tea or instant coffee maybe? Some sweets to go with your drink?

Ohhh! Some instant coffee and cake please. The twins said with a smile and wide eyes.

Haruhi brought over three cups of coffee and 2 blueberry cakes on a tray. As she placed the refreshments in front of the twins she said, So why did you want to meet with me anyways?

Well, we find you interesting Haruhi, you're very bold for a girl. Luna replied while sipping on some coffee.

Haruhi's face remained expressionless and the other hosts were eyeing the group on the couch. Tamaki was sulking in the corner about irrational thoughts of losing his precious daughter to two mischievous girl twins. Honey poking him with a fork, Hikaru and Kaoru remained eyeing down the blonde twins.

How did you know I was a girl? Haruhi asked, more so directing the question towards Luna, seeming as she seemed to be the controlling twin.

Lumiere answered instead of Luna, It was very simple to notice actually, the way you speak is feminine and the way you walk as well. Not to mention the fact that your figure is girly, not manly. I guess you can call it women's intuition.

Haruhi, how would you like to come with us on a trip this weekend? Its more of a rich pow-wow really. Our family is opening a new museum downtown. We're required to go in place of our mother who is in Fiji with our father right now. We get bored easily and figured you'd like what the museum has to offer anyways, why not bring you along to keep us company. We'll provide your dress, so don't worry about dressing properly said Luna, Lumiere smiling and looking at Haruhi, crossed her legs anxiously for Haruhi's answer.

A puzzled look swept across Haruhi's face. The twins sat quietly as Haruhi seemed to be thinking about it.

Well I don't know, I'm not really into rich things like that, and why would you want me to go?

Lumiere replied this time, It's a museum featuring famous historical artwork about women, so only women of prominent families are invited for the opening.

I don't real… Haruhi was interrupted by both twins Great! We'll pick you up Sunday around 6! See you then!

With that said, Luna and Lumiere got up and walked towards the door.

Thanks for entertaining us Haruhi! See you soon!

Haruhi just sat there as the other members of the host club crowded in towards her.

Hikaru: What was all that about Haruhi, are you best friends now or something?

Kaoru: Yea, what you talk about anyways, you seem kinda tense.

Kyouya: Oh Haruhi's just fine, she's just attending a opening this weekend.

WHHAATTTT! What kind of opening? Daddy wont allow this! Mommy, why did you allow this? Tamaki screamed, throwing his hands up in the air and to his face.

Kyouya: Its simple, they paid the Host club for Haruhi's services.

Haruhi froze. So its all his fault! What am I rentable now! Don't you think you should've checked with me first Kyouya-Sempai!

Haruhi stormed out of the club room, not looking back.