Somehow, all the drabbles featuring Erin seem to run long. Hmm. Anyway. College, Postdrunk Addison.
Lovers
Addison's eyes open, blearily, her head pounding angrily. She slowly registers a loosely defined pile of shapes and colors that might be associated with an irately amused roommate.
"Good morning, sunshine!" Erin sings, making sure to hit a piercingly high note. She takes a large gulp of coffee before continuing. "You know how much I hate this stuff, but I'm going to need it to stay awake in class today. Seeing as how one of us needs to go to class."
Addison grunts.
"The next time," Erin says, "you decide to go Lady Chatterley on me, remember these tips: Don't slam the door. Don't giggle. And don't let Derek pass out drunk, naked, on top of your sheets."
Reference: Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence is all about sex and actually got banned for a while for having so much sex in it. My English teacher loves it, and it's a bit scary that she tells us these things.