Chapter 1- Not so happy campers, part 1.
Before I start, I want to thank the user Cody Fanatic for letting me adopt this story.
Chris: Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest reality show on TV, right now.
Chris: Here's the deal. Twenty-four campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp.
Chris: They'll compete in challenges against each other. Then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, Or watch one of their team member's walk down The dock of shame. Take a ride on the loser boat and leave total drama island, For good.
The camera moved to an area with a campfire, 12 logs and a barrel holding a tray of marshmallows.
Chris: Their fate will be decided here, At the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, All but one camper will receive a marshmallow.
Chris: In the end, only one will be left standing And will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame *gets out some celebrity magazines* And a small fortune, *takes out a chest with gold and jewels* Which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle.
Chris: black flies. *Several of these insects are seen*
Chris: Grizzly bears. *The mammal is seen trying to get rid of the black flies.
Chris: disgusting camp food. *A plate full of larvae and a very large worm*.
Worm: Hey now.
Chris: And each other. every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... total drama island.
-INTRO-
Many cameras and lights popped out from places like trees, bushes and even a mole hole.
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
The camera crossed through the camp área, where Chris was sitting on a beach chair asking for a drink.
You guys are on my mind.
The camera went all the way to the cliff and slammed into the water, Owen let out a fart underwater, which ended up "sleeping" a passing fish.
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
Said fish and some of the fart cloud went all the way to the Surface, where it interrupted Geoff and Bridgette in The surfboard. An eagle quickly scooped the fish and flew away, dropping it around the forest área.
I wanna be famous.
The camera moved to show DJ relaxing with many animals. Suddenly, the fish fell in his lap, which made all the animals attack him and run. Duncan saw the seven and laughed, before noticing Courtney giving him a heavy look.
I wanna live close to the sun,
The camera moved to the waterfall, where Heather and Leshawna were in the middle of a slap fight. Until both fell down the waterfall. Passing behind Harold who was practicing Kung Fu poses in a log.
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Izzy ended up ramming him while balancing on a vine, and both crashed against the confessional outhouse, which let out Lindsay who dropped a paper roll.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
The camera moved to the Main hall, where Chef was mixing something in a por, and the cook looked at the tree tied up boya he had. Ezekiel and Noah looked at each other worried, while Dave straight up fainted.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
On their left, Eva and Tyler had a test of strength, which was won by Eva rather fast.
The camera moved outside, where Sky stopped running and saw Katie and Sadie mesmerized while they saw a shirtless Justin, who admired himself in two mirrors.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The camera passed over the water, where a Shark eated a fish while they jumped over a seagull with a plastic net on Her neck. The seagull was then dragged down by a tentacle.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The camera moved again, this time to the center part of the dock, where Beth waves and then realizado a routine with a flaming baton. Twirling it And launching it to the sky.
The day became night, and the camera went down to the campfire, where Gwen and Trent saw each other in a very romantic way. Which was broken up when Cody suddenly popped up between them.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as can be heard in the background)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The camera panned away, revealing all 24 campers around the campfire, in a Clockwork order it was Cody, Trent, Sadie, Katie, Ezekiel, Noah, Dave, Tyler, Justin, Beth, Owen, Harold, Lindsay, Heather, Izzy, Sky, Leshawna, Courtney, Duncan, Eva, Bridgette, Geoff, DJ and Gwen.
All (minus Gwen, Trent, Cody, Eva and Duncan) whistling in the "i wanna be famous" tune, and the season name on the wooden sign.
-END OF INTRO-
Chris: Welcome back to total drama island. All right, its time to meet our first campers. We told them they'd all be staying at a five star resort, So if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.
A white boat pulled up to the dock, and off it stepped a brown-haired girl, with glasses, braces and a few freckles, dressed in clothes that looked like a Girl Scout uniform.
Chris: Beth, what's up?
Beth: It's so incredulous to meet you. Wow, you're much shorter in real life.
Chris: Uh, thanks.
From the next boat stepped off a dark-skinned boy, wearing a green T-shirt with a D on it, a white cap and blue shorts. He was quite tall and muscular.
Chris: DJ.
DJ: Yo, Chris Mclean. How's it going? *He speaked with a very light Jamaican accent* Hey, you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?
Chris: Yo, dawg, this is it. Camp wawanakwa.
DJ: Humph. Looked a lot different on the application form.
From the next boat, a gothic girl with pale skin, black and teal-gray hair got off. And she was, at the moment, the least happy about the place.
Chris: Hey, Gwen.
Gwen: You mean we're staying here?
Chris: no, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with a.c. That-a-way.
Gwen: I did not sign up for this.
Chris: Actually, you did.
The Goth took the papers and tore them up with a triumphant smile.
Chris: The great thing about lawyers is… They make lots of copies.
Gwen: I am not staying here.
Cool. I hope you can swim though, because your ride just left.
Gwen: Jerk!
Loud party music catched the 4's attention, as the next boat came a boy with long blond hair wearing a hat, he was wearing an open pink shirt. The blond guy jumped onto the dock as he got off and gave a thumbs up to the boat driver.
Geoff: Chris Mclean! Sup, man? It's an honor to meet you, man!
Chris: The Geoff-ster. Welcome to the island, man!
Geoff: Thanks, man.
Chris: If they say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke.
Chris: Everybody, this is Lindsay.
The girl was blonde, blue-eyed and wore a blue bandana. She wore a red top, orange boots and had a considerable bust.
Geoff: Not too shabby.
Lindsay: hi! Okay, you look so familiar!
Chris: I'm Chris Mclean.
Lindsay was still confused.
Chris: The host of the show.
Lindsay: Oh, that's where I know you from.
Chris: Uh, yeah.
From the next boat a brown-haired girl got off, she was wearing a brown top, light brown shorts and dark glasses, when she took them off she showed her black eyes, which denoted some Asian features, as well as her unfriendly face.
Chris: Heather.
The brown-haired girl approached the others, and was greeted by Beth.
Beth: Hi. Looks like we will be new friends for the next 8 weeks.
Some punk music made everyone turn and see the next boat 3, on which was traveling a boy with a green mohawk, black eyes, wearing a black t-shirt with a skull and underneath a light green one, blue shorts and black shoes. The boy jumped onto the dock and cracked his knuckles.
Chris; Duncan, dude.
Duncan: I don't like surprises.
Chris: Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler any time And have you returned to juvie.
Duncan: Okay, then.
Punk grabbed his things and walked with the others, passing by Heather.
Duncan: Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous?
Heather: Drop dead, you skeez.
The Asian woman took out her phone.
Heather: I'm calling my parents.You cannot make me stay here.
Chris pulled out the contract again. The boat's horn caught the attention of most, and they watched as it brought a brown-haired boy, dressed in a jacket, sweatband and red sweatpants, who was water-skiing behind it.
Chris: ladies and gentleman, Tyler!
Tyler waved, but that caused him to lose his balance, hit the water and start rolling and rolling, until he hit the dock where he hit the pile of luggage and sent a suitcase into the water, which in turn caused a big splash that soaked Heather.
Heather: Ugh, my shoes!
Chris: Wicked wipeout, man!
Tyler managed to raise his hand from the pile and gave a thumbs up. DJ and Geoff copied the gesture. As Chris laughed, until a long sigh caused them to turn and see the next camper. A slender, brown-haired boy, he wore square yellow-glass lenses, had acne-like features. His clothing consisted of a blue shirt with a hamburger design, a pink long-sleeved shirt under the blue one, green pants, and blue shoes, plus he was carrying a keyboard.
Chris: Welcome to camp, Harold.
The boy saw the part of the camp where the cabins were.
Beth: What's he looking at?
Harold: So you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp And not on some big stage or something?
Chris: You got it.
Harold: Yes. That is so much more favorable to my skills.
Chris could only make a gesture of being puzzled, as the next boat arrived, from which a black-haired boy with green eyes got off, wearing a light green T-shirt with camouflage pattern sleeves that had the design of a hand palm, black pants and brown sneakers. He was also carrying a guitar in its case.
Chris: Contestant number nine is Trent.
Trent: Hey, good to meet you, man. I saw you on that figure-skating show. Nice work.
Chris: Hey, thanks, man. I knew I rocked that show!
Beth: I saw that. One of the guys dropped his partner on her head, So they got immunity that week.
Harold: Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head.
Lindsay: Me too!
Trent: So this is it? All righty then.
Trent walked until he was close to Gwen and smiled at her, the girl turned her head, but soon smiled back. The next boat had a girl with blonde hair in a ponytail, wearing a light blue sweater, blue shorts and carrying a surfboard.
Bridgette: Hey! What's up?
Chris: All right. Our surfer chick, Bridgette, is here.
Duncan: nice board. This ain't malibu, honey.
Bridgette: I thought we were going to be on a beach.
Chris: we are!
The camera showed a beach littered with garbage and a seagull with a plastic harness around its neck that was somehow still alive, the bird was swept away by the tide.
Chris: Great.
Chris: All right, that makes-
Bridgette accidentally hitted him with her board as she started to go with the others.
Chris: Ow! Darn it, that hurt!
Bridgette: Hey, guys.
Geoff: ¡Hey! I'm Geoff.
Bridgette: what's up?
Bridgette didn't realize it, but as she turned to look at the boy, she almost hit the others with her board.
Harold: Dang, watch the board!
Beth: Hi! I'm Beth.
And again, Bridgette almost hits them with her surfboard.
Bridgette: hey Beth.
Heather: Okay, we've all met surfer girl. Can we get on with the show, please?
Duncan: Someone missed her double cappuccino macchiato This morning.
Heather: Get bent.
From the next boat, down came a boy with tan skin, brown eyes and shoulder-length brown hair, dressed in a dark red sleeveless cloth vest, underneath he wore a blue shirt, blue jean shorts and brown shoes, who was holding a book and had a bored expression.
Chris: Our... Next camper is Noah.
Noah: You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?
Chris: I'm sure someone did.
Noah: Good. Is this where we're staying?
Duncan: No, it's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party.
Noah: Cute. Nice piercings, original, do them yourself?
Duncan grabbed him by the lip and pulled out a needle.
Duncan: Yeah. You want one?
Noah: Uh, no, thanks. Can I have my lip back, please? Thanks.
???: You haven't changed a bit Noah.
They all turned and saw another boy who bore some similarities to Noah. Brown eyes, tan skin, slim body and a similar nose (albeit, his was a bit bigger). The boy had dark gray hair bordering on black that reached his neck, was wearing a grayish-blue long sleeved t-shirt with a beige collar, brown pants, black sneakers and was carrying a brown purse with a golden symbol on the cover, and 7 other colored symbols on the strap.
Chris: Dave. Welcome, my friend.
Dave: So. That whole 5 stars hotel thing was a lie?
Chris: Yep. It's just an old summer camp that hasn't been used in a while.
Dave: … fantastic.
Dave walked until.he was side by side with Noah.
Noah: What are you doing here?
Dave: Same thing you are.
Noah: Mr. Clean wants to play in the mud?
Dave: Ha ha, very funny.
The next boat had a brunette girl with black hair in a ponytail, wearing silver round earrings, a beige T-shirt with a pineapple design across the chest, and blue pants.
Leshawna: What's up, y'all? Leshawna's in the house!
Harold gasped.
The girl got out of the boat and waved to Chris.
Leshawna: Yo, baby, hey, how you doing? How's it going? Feel free to quit now and save yourselves the trouble, 'Cause I came to win.
The girl approaches the group and greets DJ.
Leshawna: Oh, what's up, my brother? Give me some sugar, baby!
The two high five.
Harold: I've never seen a girl like you in real life before.
Leshawna: Excuse me?
Harold: You're real big and loud.
Leshawna: What did you say to me? oh, no, you didn't. You have not seen anything yet. I'll show you big, baby.
Harold started doing karate poses, while Dj and Geoff kept them apart.
Leshawna: Oh, yeah, you want some of this? Well, come on, then!
Chris: All right, campers. Settle down.
Leshawna calmed down and saw Harold, who gave her a smile that could be translated as an apology. The next boat dropped off two girls who were similar and at the same time very different.
One was tan-skinned and thin, while the other was Caucasian and chubby, but both wore the same outfit of a black and white striped top, blue shorts and even had the same ponytail hairstyle.
Chris: Ladies! Sadie, Katie, Welcome to your new home for eight weeks.
Crickets are heard, and the camp sign gived on one side, Dave and Noah had to jump back so it wouldn't splash them.
Katie: Oh, my gosh. Sadie, look. It's a summer camp.
Sadie: Okay, I always wanted to go to summer camp.
Both: Eee!
The two squealed with excitement, causing everyone to cover their ears. Before going to the others. From the next boat, a somewhat pale boy with long brown hair covered by a blue wool cap, wearing a dirty green sweatshirt and blue ripped pants got off the boat. He was also looking around a bit confused.
Chris: Ezekiel! What's up, man?
Ezekiel: I think I see a bird.
Duncan laughed
Chris: Okay, look, dude. I know you don't get out much. Been home-schooled your whole life, Raised by freaky prairie people, Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off Too early, okay?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Gwen: That's just... Wow.
From the next boat stepped off a slender boy with short brown hair, wearing a beige shirt with red lines on his stomach, blue shorts, and a confident look on his face.
Chris: Cody. The code-ster. The code-meister.
Cody: Dude, psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. All right.
Cody did a "cool" walk past the others, most of them laughing, he tried to talk to Leshawna, but she covered his mouth and politely declined.
Leshawna: Save it, short stuff.
The next boat let off a muscular girl with black hair and a face that looked like she didn't want to know anyone. She was wearing a sport shirt and purple shorts and carrying a gym bag.
Chris: Eva? Nice. I'm glad you could make it.
Cody tried to act cool, but only got Eva's purse falling on his foot.
Cody: Ow! What's in there, dumbbells?
Eva: Yes.
Duncan *to DJ: She's all yours, man.
Chris smiled, until he felt the dock shake a little and heard an excited shout. Turning around, they all saw a fat, blond boy wearing a white T-shirt with a light blue Maple Leaf and light orange shorts.
Owen: woo-hoo! Chris, what's happening? This is awesome! Woo-hoo
Chris: Owen, welcome!
The blond took it for a rather strong embrace.
Owen: Awesome to be here, man. Yeah! Man, this is just so…
Gwen: Awesome?
Owen: Yes, awesome! Woo! Are you gonna be on my team?
Gwen: Oh, I sure hope so
Owen: Woo!
Chris: You about finished?
Owen: Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched!
Chris: Cool. And here comes Courtney.
In the next boat was this girl, brown-haired, tan-skinned, dressed in a white shirt covered by a greenish-gray sleeveless T-shirt and light brown pants. Chris helped her down.
Courtney: Thank you. Hi! You must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all.
Dave and Noah exchanged glances and both had the same idea was in their heads. That girl was TOO nice. Owen was the first to reach over and energetically shake her hand.
Owen: How's it going? I'm Owen!
Courtney: Nice to meet you, O... Wow.
Courtney's surprise came from seeing the contestant who came in the next boat, a guy with tanned skin, blue eyes, black hair and a beautiful face, wearing a very thigh brown shirt and blue jeans, and for some reason, there seemed to be some spiritual music playing. All the girls, and even some of the boys, stared at him in awe and amazement.
Chris: This is Justin. Welcome to total drama island.
Justin: Thanks, chris. This is great.
Chris: Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks.
Justin: I can deal with that.
Owen approached him.
Owen: I like your pants.
Justin: Thanks, man.
Owen: 'Cause they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that?
Justin: Uh, no. Just had them for a while.
Owen: Oh. Cool. *Slaps himself in the head* Stupid!
From the next boat steped down a girl with black eyes and black hair that reached her shoulders, she had red feather earrings, wearing a open purple sports jacket with white interior, which revealed an ivory T-shirt with a darker purple stripe on the stomach, a pearl necklace of the same color and a black cord Golden medal with a symbol that looked like two people holding hands. She completed her outfit with black leggings with the word "Mikitou" in white along the legs, and purple and beige sneakers.
???: Hello.
Chris: Wâciye Skylar. And tansi to the island.
Sky: Umm, Sky is fine.
Heather: Sorry. What did he just say?
Sky: Wâciye means hello and tansi means welcome, in Cree.
Geoff: Cool.
Lindsay: I'm sure my 6 year old cousin Marvin read a book that had some Cree in it, but it said they were blue.
Harold: That's a comic book Gosh. The Cree are a native people of Canada, they inhabit the de-
Chris: No time for a topographical history lesson Harold. We have a schedule to keep, and speaking of which.
The last boat pulled up to the dock, and on it was a red-haired girl, wearing a green top and a green skirt with a lined design, it almost looked like it was made of vines.
Chris: Hey, everyone, Izzy!
Izzy: Hi, Chris. Hi! Hi! Ow!
Izzy stepped down off the yacht, but missed her step and ended up wacking her chin in the pier and falling to the water.
Tyler: Ooh, that was bad.
Courtney: Guys, she could be seriously hurt!
Courtney and Sky helped the redhead out of the water.
Izzy: That felt so... good!
The girl stood up as if nothing had happened and began to speak at full speed.
Izzy: Except for hitting my chin. This is summer camp? That is so cool! Do you have papier-mache here? Are we having lunch soon?
Owen: That is a good call!
Chris: First thing's first. We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock.
Soon, everyone was settled in for the photo, Dave stood next to Noah and smiled nervously as he kept one hand on the strap of his bag. Sky on the other hand, crouched down putting one knee on the ground and smiled at the camera, being right in front of Owen.
Chris: Okay, one, two, three... oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap.
Dave: Really? how come nobody checks that first?
Chris: Okay, hold that pose. One, two--oh, no, wait. Card's full. Hang on.
Leshawna: Come on, man. My face is starting to freeze.
Chris: Got it. Okay. Everyone say, "wawanakwa!"
All: wawanakwa!
The moment they finished the sentence, the dock began to break from the accumulated weight, dropping everyone, many complaints were heard, including Dave complaining about whether the water was dirty, Heather about her hair, and Sky yelled "Water" in panic. Still, Chris managed to get the photo he wanted, as well as a few of the others in the water for fun.
Chris: Okay, guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in.
Dave: Asshole.
Noah: You said it.
DJ noticed Sky was having trouble and picked her up on his shoulders.
DJ: Are you okay?
Sky: Yeah. It's just... I'm having a little trouble with the water.
Later, the 14 were in the campfire area.
Chris: This is camp wawanakwa, Your home for the next eight weeks.
Chris: The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. you dig?
Chris: The camper who manages to stay on total drama island The longest without getting voted off will win, 100.000 dollars
Duncan: Excuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be, Because I'd like to request a bunk under her?
Heather: They're not coed, are they?
Chris: No. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other.
Lindsay: Excuse me, kyle? Can I have a cabin with a lake view Since I'm the prettiest?
Chris: okay, you are. but that's not really how it works here. And it's Chris.
Katie: I have to live with sadie, or I'll die. And I'll break out in hives.
Sadie: It's true.
Gwen: This cannot be happening.
Dave: I hear you.
Owen took them both and Tyler in a friendly lock.
Owen: Aw, come on, guys, it'll be fun. It's like a big sleepover.
Tyler: At least you don't have to sleep next to him.
The 3 of them see Duncan giving a deer a ribbing.
Chris: Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there.
Chris: Gwen. Trent. Heather. Cody. Lindsay. Beth. Dave. Katie. Owen. Leshawna. Justin. and Noah.
The twelve stood together.
From this moment on, You are officially known as... the screaming gophers.
Chris threw a green flag at them, with the symbol of a screaming gopher.
Owen: Yeah! I'm a gopher! Woo!
Katie: Wait! What about sadie?
Chris: The rest of you, over here. Geoff. Bridgette. DJ. Tyler. Sadie. Sky. Izzy. Courtney. Ezekiel. Duncan. Eva. and Harold. move, move, move, move!
Sadie: But Katie's a gopher! I have to be a gopher!
Courtney: Sadie, is it? Come on. It'll be okay.
Sky: Yeah, you can still find her later in the competition, it's not like she's on a separate island.
Sadie: This is so unfair. I miss you, Katie!
Katie: I miss you, too!
Dave and Noah rolled their eyes. They hoped that wasn't constant.
Chris: you guys will officially be known as... the Killer Basses!
Chris gave them a red flag, with an angry bass as the logo.
Harold: It's awesome. It's, like... Amazing.
Chris: all right, campers! You and your team will be on camera in all public areas During this competition.
Several cameras are seen, including one in a bird's nest, with the mother feeding worms to her offspring, including the camera.
-confessional-
Chris was sitting on a wooden latrine.
Chris: You'll also be able to share your innermost thoughts On tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, Or just get something off your chest.
Gwen: Um, okay. So far this sucks.
Lindsay was looking at the opposite direction.
Lindsay: I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?
There was a duck putting on lipstick, until it realized the camera was rolling.
Owen: Hey, everyone, check this out. I have something very important to say.
(Farts)
Dave walked in, and quickly pulled a gas mask out of his bag as soon as he got a whiff of the air.
Dave: Ugh. It stinks worse than I could ever imagine. Anyway, my goal here is only to win, rough play, no friendships, and if there's a chance to take out a jock, I'll take it. They are physical threats and they are not to be trusted. Ugh, wait, I'll do the others a favor before I leave.
The boy opened his bag, pulled out a spray can and started spraying.
Sky was the next to enter and was a little confused by the atmosphere.
Sky: Uh. It smells bad and yet fresh at the same time. Maybe that Dave guy sprayed some perfume. Anyway, my goal here is to win the game, it will be a very positive thing for when I qualify for the Olympics, but I'm not going to cheat or play dirty. It's not in my nature to do that.
-End of confessional-
Chris: All right, any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins.
The teams were in the central area of the camp, where there were two rather old huts, one with the flag of the Gophers and the other with the flag of the Basses.
Chris: Gophers, you're in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the west.
Heather opened the door on the girls' side of the room.
Heather: bunk beds? Isn't this a little summer camp?
Gwen: That's the idea, genius.
Heather: Shut up, weird goth girl.
Gwen set her things down on a bed, and didn't notice Cody coming up behind.
Cody: You're so smart. I feel that.
Gwen: Shouldn't you be on the boys' side?
Cody: Oh yeah... you see.
Leshawna was about to walk in, and at that moment, Cody darted out the door.
Lindsay: Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron.
Chris: There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way.
Lindsay: communal bathrooms? but I'm not catholic.
Chris: Not communion, communal.
Lindsay still didn't understand.
Gwen: It means we shower together. Idiot.
Lindsay: Oh, no! come on!
Owen, Trent, Dave and Noah peeked out from their side to see what the problem was.
Owen: I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. You know what I mean?
The blond chuckled, as the other 3 looked at each other.
Owen: I mean no, I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep near them. (Stammers) I mean…
Noah: It's okay, we get it.
Dave: Besides, we don't care if you're gay, bi or whatever.
Trent: Yeah, all cool man.
Geoff: Excuse me, Chris. Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?
Chris: You're all years old, As old as a counselor in training At a regular summer camp. Other than my partner and me, you'll be unsupervised.
Chris: You have half an hour to unpack and meet me in the main hall from. Now.
Geoff: Nice!
Out of nowhere, a high-pitched scream was heard, and several went to the girls' side in the Gophers hut to see what was going on.
Leshawna: Oh, man, that white girl can scream.
The scandal was because there was a cockroach, Lindsay was on a bench watching in fear.
Lindsay: What is it? kill it! Kill it!
DJ and Dave reacted by jumping onto one of the beds, which broke under the force and weight of the big guy.
Gwen: That was my bed.
Soon, the vast majority were screaming, while a few like Gwen, Sky, Leshawna, Trent and Harold tried to step on it, until Duncan took over in a... peculiar way.
Gwen: Welll, that's one way to k*ll a cockroach.
The punk had cut it in half with an accurate axe blow.
Harold: awesome
Tyler: If you ever see one of those again, Just let me know, okay? 'Cause, you know, I could do that, too.
Bothe smiled at eachother, while Duncan rolled his eyes.
Duncan: They always go for the jocks.
Dave *annoyed: Yes, always.
Once the half hour was up, everyone was lined up in the central room. Aka, the dining room, where they were "lovingly" served by Chef.
Chef: listen up! i serve it three times a day, And you'll eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, And sit your butts down now!
Beth: Excuse me. Will we be getting all the major food groups?
Harold: yeah, 'cause I get hypoglycemic real bad If I don't get enough sugar.
Chef: You'll get a lot of shut the heck up.
Owen: Have a cow.
Dave and Noah laughed a little at the joke.
Chef: what was that? Come closer, fat boy. I didn't hear you.
Owen: Uh, I didn't really say anything important.
Chef: I'm sure you didn't! you, scrawny kid.
Dave and Noah pointed at each other.
Chef: Yes you two. Give me your plates.
The two heeded, the chef tossed them another ball of meat, which out of nowhere hit the spoon again, but the cook shook it again and that was enough, the two walked away disturbed. But they didn't want to argue with someone who was at least 4 times their weight and could fold them like paper.
Dave: If I die. Tell my dad I love him.
Noah: Only if I survive too.
Sky was also in line and decided to try to strike up a conversation to distract herself from... whatever that meat really was.
Sky: Wow Eva, those muscles are impressive.
Eva was a little surprised, but kept her mostly cool countenance.
Eva: Uh, thanks, I work out a lot.
Sky: Maybe, could you give me some tips?
Eva: Maybe.
Chef: NEXT.
Lindsay: Excuse me, My nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, White flour, or, like, dairy.
The chef swatted a fly with his fingers as the blonde spoke.
Gwen: I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
Lindsay: Cool!
Gwen: kay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, But I think mine just moved.
Chef pulled out a meat hammer and took a swing at it, leaving the meat ball crushed, and having splattered Gwen. Who knew it was best to smile and walk away.
Gwen: Right!
Some time later, Chris walked in while everyone was "enjoying" their "meal."
Chris: Okay, then. Welcome to the main lodge.
Geoff: yo, my man. Can we order a pizza?
A kitchen knife was stuck in the wall near him, and everyone saw the chef holding two more.
Geoff: Whoa, it's cool, "g." Brown slop is cool. right, guys?
Everyone nodded in fright
Chris: Alright, I just wanted to come by and tell you to get your swimsuits ready when you're done, your first challenge starts. In about an hour.
Sky: Water? Oh no.
DJ: Relax Sky, it's our first challenge, how hard can it be?
The answer became apparent, as they were standing on nothing more, and nothing less, than the top of the cliff that was at one end of the island, several hundred feet above sea level.
Dave: Well... *Bleep*.
Noah: You said it.
-END OF EPISODE-
-Votes-
-Elimination Table-
-Remaining Contestants-
Screaming Gophers
Gwen. Trent. Heather. Cody. Lindsay. Beth. Dave. Katie. Owen. Leshawna. Justin. Noah.
Killer Basses
Geoff. Bridgette. DJ. Tyler. Sadie. Izzy. Sky, Courtney. Ezekiel. Duncan. Eva. Harold.
And we finish with the introduction of this story.
Again, I want to thank Cody Fanatic for letting me adopt this fanfic, as I found the idea very interesting, and because of that, I will do something similar to what he was planning.
I'll give Dave and Sky their own stories before moving on to a relationship between the two of them. (No spoilers, because if you know me, you know what to expect XD) I recommend reading his stories, particularly "Dave the Kinosewak", "A Surfer Chick World Tour" and its sequels "The Madness of Revenge" and the ongoing "Ultimate Race"
As you may have noticed, Dave and Sky are wearing slightly different clothes. And that's because I'm using my re-designs/re-imaginings of both of them. But don't worry, both have the same "bases" as the canonical characters, so Dave won't be a badass full of one-liners who *censors* all the pretty girls, nor will Sky be a Yandere diva who wants Dave all to herself so she can have three kids whit him or something like that.
By far the most radical changes are that Dave seems to have a bit of a bone to pick with jocks in general, and that Sky is now afraid of bodies of water. Idea that comes from my Fanfiction friend and fellow Skave shipper, Dunsparce519. Whose stories I also recommend, such as her trilogy of ROTI, Pahkitew Island and All Stars whit my unique plot.
If you want to see these re-designs more in depth as well as other characters and even my OCs, in my Bio you have the links to my reddit profile (where I have a post with all the re-designs and designs I've done) or to my DevianArt, where I also upload them, as well as other drawings and even memes.
And to complete the triplet of mentions, the user TheRiverian (whose stories I also recommend, particularly, his ROTI with the cast of Pahkitew and its sequel "Total Drama Madness" which is in progress) was right in saying that my previous story (Ridonculous Race Skave Edition) had almost no alterations and felt like a copy/paste. Which I plan to fix here, I already defined in broad strokes what will happend, and believe me, there will be changes this season.
And yes, I said this season. Cause just like Cody Fanatic's original plan, I plan to cover the original trilogy (Island, Action and World Tour) and if things go well, who knows.
But that's a canvas I'll sell when the time comes, for now, let's see if our protagonists and the others survive the first challenge.
I must say that the first 3 episodes won't be much different than what Cody Fanatic did. It's from the Dodgebrawl onwards where the purely original contenta begins. Even so, I give them little re-touches so they dont feel like i just copy-pasted the tree episodes.
I hope you liked this introduction and I'll see you in the next episode to see who jumps and who chickens out.