Convo with Alex. Which, now that I look over it, kinda resembles the Cristina convo, only more sex potential. I stand by Maddison, though. We'll make it!
Teammates
"Dr. Karev, I need you to at least pretend to be interested in this surgery."
"With all due respect, Dr. Shepherd, I'm not very good at pretending."
"What a shame. And I was actually going to let you do something interesting today."
"Is bribing allowed?"
"Probably not. Karev, you're a talented surgeon. I want you on my team before the other harpies descend."
"I'm not much of a team player."
"Really. Then I guess you'll be on bedpan duty today."
"Fine, we're teammates."
"I'm captain."
Reference: The harpies, the precursor to the sirens, appeared first in Homer's The Iliad. Only they were more wily and less sexy, apparently.