Woo! It's good to be missed, and it's good to finally be able to upload again. Thank you, FFN! I don't know if you guys know her, but Aubri (also known as granddelusions on LJ) was a major contributor to this drabble, which popped into my head a long time ago when I saw her video homage to Addison, set to "Hollaback Girl." It's very funny. Youtube it if you can.
School
"What happened?"
"I...Mark, what are you talking about?"
"What happened to you? You're...subdued."
"I'm what?"
"Subdued."
"You're delusional."
"God, the rain here really softened you up, didn't it? What happened to New York Addison? What happened to Satan Addison? What happened to the woman who could verbally rip out your throat and laugh?"
"I'm a human being, Mark."
"What happened to Sarcastic Addison? Or Angry Addison? I liked Angry Addison, bring her back. Nothing brightens up a day more than Angry Angry Addison."
"Okay, I'm not a video game."
"I could totally school you in that game."
"...Wanna bet?"
Reference: Angry Angry Addison is a throwback to Hungry Hungry Hippos (hence the video game line). Yeah, I know. It wasn't some revealing piece about Addison in middle school or something, but come on. Hungry Hungry Hippos!