Guardian 3! Review please tell me what you think. Oh I'm sorry it took so long. I had tests and I wasn't home. Geesh! Geesh!
"Congratulations!" Tsunade said when we came in. Kiba and I looked at her with a confused look.
"For what?" Kiba asked.
"Well your ancestors decided your ready for a baby" she said.
"A BABY!!!" I screeched.
"Do we get to make it" Kiba asked looking at me with his perverted smirk. I smacked him upside his head.
"Shut. Up." I said. Tsunade motioned for us to sit down.
"No you don't get to make it Kiba, it's a test" she explained once we were sitting down.
"Okay, so how do we get this baby" I asked. She smiled.
"Come this way." She led us to a room. It had a big screen. She pressed a button on the screen and it turned on. We all sat down.
"Hello" the screen said it sounded really nice. Then a woman who looked like me came on the screen. She had long blonde hair but she didn't have it up in a pony tail. She had deep blue eyes and creamy colored skin. Yep she looked like me. But her clothes weren't from this time I could tell.
"Hello Inari" Tsunade said.
"Shrimp" Kiba said with a chuckle.
"Shut UP!!!" Inari and I both said. She smiled.
"You really are my Great to the 20th power granddaughter" she said with a giggle. I smiled.
"Hey don't beat up on him like that" a deep male voice. Inari rolled her eyes. Then a man came onto the screen. He looked just like Kiba only his hair was a little longer and of course he looked older.
"I said the same thing and I still do" the man said to Kiba.
"Hey Kana how bout you shut up" Inari said "My name means shrimp okay! It's not funny"
"You guys argue a lot more than I thought you would" I said.
"Yeah I thought yall were all deeply in love and junk" Kiba said.
"You're talking bout the story your grandparents told you" Inari said. We nodded.
"The story was bogus" Kana said flatly. "That never happened."
"So what happened?" I asked.
"It was his entire fault" Inari said pointing to Kana. "We had a night shift doing paperwork-"
"We had paperwork cause Shrimp here didn't do hers earlier" Kana interrupted. She rolled her eyes.
"Well maybe we could have gotten it done if somebody was on time" she said.
"Anyway, I was there on time but I had to wait for Kana." She said only to be interrupted again.
"When I got there she was asleep" he said. "I woke her up but she didn't want to work cause she was tired." Kana said continuing the story.
"So I said Kana could you please do my work" Inari said. "I was trying to be nice-"
"Nice! Please you were trying to butter me up!" Kana said.
"I was not." Inari said. "Anyway being the jerk he is he said he wasn't doing it"
"Then she tried to seduce me into doing it" Kana said. Inari gasped.
"Liar! That's not true." She said glaring at Kana.
"Yes it is. You were all over me." he said with smirk. "She whined 'Kana please' and then-"
"He said no again." Inari interrupted. "Then I called him a jerk"
"Then I called her a whore"
"Then we got in each others face"
"Then we broke the tension, if ya know what I mean"
"But he kissed me first" Inari said "so it was his fault"
"Well if you hadn't screamed so loud we wouldn't have gotten caught" Kana said. Inari rolled her eyes.
"Perverted asshole" she muttered.
"Loud bitch"
"Dumb F-"
"YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM GOOD ADVICE!" Tsunade yelled. They both got quiet.
"Inuzukas are animal like, don't let him raise your child that way" Inari told me.
"You know what animal like, your sleeping habits" Kana said to Inari.
"hers too" Kiba said with a laugh. I glared at him. I tackled him just as Inari tackled Kiba.
"why me?" Tsunade said.
Kiba Pov
"Akamaru are you ready to go" Ino coed to the baby. Akamaru giggled and mumbled something in his baby gibberish. Ino laughed and picked him up. She had him in yellow shorts that had Spongebob looking flowers on it. (The ones that are in the sky) with a light yellow shirt (the light yellow you were on Easter) and jacket that had a duck face on the hood. No way in hell am I gonna let him go out there like that. He looks like a cross dresser.
"Ino he's not wearing that" Ino looked over at me with a frown.
"Why" she asked setting Akamaru back on the bed. She put her hands on her hips and looked at me waiting for an answer.
"Cause it makes him look like a girl" I said with disgust. She rolled her eyes.
"It does not" she said.
"Yes it does" I replied. "That's way too much yellow" I said. I walked over to the closet looking for an outfit for Akamaru.
"Ma" Akamaru said. Ino looked over at him.
"Yes sweetie" she said walking over to him.
"E foo" he said. Ino smiled.
"That is so cute!!!!" she gushed. She kissed his cheek and picked him up. Then she spun around with him then hugged him.
"I'm so proud of you" she said.
"Damn it woman get him so food already" I said. She rolled her eyes at me. Then went to the kitchen. When she came back I had already changed Akamaru's outfit. He had on camouflage pants and a black shirt. I put a black jacket and camouflage hat on him cause I knew Ino would have a fit if I didn't.
"Now that's an outfit" I said.
"Kiba he looks like he just came from being drafted" she said. I rolled my eyes.
"But he's still wearing it" I said. She gave me a look, no the look.
"No he's not"
"Yes he is"
"No. He. Is. Not." She pronounced every word slowly. She was so angry I could hear it in her voice. Her glare was the iciest glare I've ever seen in my whole life. There was no way I could tell her he was wearing it. She'd probably murder me.
"Fine, I'll pick something else." I said. She grabbed my arm.
"No I'm picking it." she said.
"So he can look like a CROSS DRESSER!!!!" I yelled.
"HE DID NOT LOOK LIKE A CROSS DRESSER, KIBA!"
"YES HE DID!!!!!"
"THAT OUTFIT WAS REALLY CUTE ON HIM!!!!"
"WELL WOMAN-"
"Pa, Ma" Akamaru said we stopped yelling and looked at him
"I pic" he said as best as he could. We understood though. We looked at each other.
"Sure Sweetie" Ino coed. We got his outfits out of the closet. He only had five or six of them cause we had just got him. We laid the outfits out on the bed. Akamaru looked at the outfits his hand hovered over one outfit then he put his hand back at his side. He finally chose an outfit.
"Tis won" he said putting his hand on an outfit. It had brown shorts with a white one piece. (The kind that button in the middle… Google it) it came with at white hoodie with a puppy face on the hood. On the back of the hoodie it had a brown paw print. It was a cool outfit.
"Good choice Akamaru!" she said with a huge smile. "He has good taste in clothing" she sighed.
"Just like mommy" she said hugging him. "Come let's get you changed." She said.
"Ma, E foo" Akamaru said.
"Oh I'm so sorry I forgot!" she said finally remembering.
"I'll get the food you change him" I said walking to the kitchen. We had Akamaru for two days and I think we are doing pretty well. We still argue but not as much since Akamaru is around.
"Kiba hurry up! We are gonna be late!" Ino yelled from the room. "Lat" I heard Akamaru say.
"I'm coming woman!" I yelled back. Akamaru giggled. "Wuma" he tried.
"Akamaru don't copy your father's bad habits" she said to Akamaru. Akamaru giggled some more.
"Cause if he calls me that again I'm gonna slap him" she said but I could tell she was really talking to me. I came out with a snack for Akamaru.
"I hear ya woman" I said stretching the word woman. She looked like she was bout to pounce me.
"Kiba…" she growled.
"No fighting in front of the baby" I said. She got ever angrier. She snatched the fruit cup out of my hand then picked up Akamaru.
"Get his diaper bag" she said stomping toward the door.
Is it confusing? Review about it. Oh whose fault do you think it is, Kana or Inari? Much love! Geesh! Geesh!