Chapter 7: WHAT!!!
EPOV
We were following Jasper and Rosalie in their cars to their place.
Once we arrived, we walked into their house, almost immediately sweating. Rosalie preferred hotter weather than the cold weather in Forks, so they always had their heater on.
"So… Jasper" Emmett said nudging Jasper.
"Yes?" Jasper asked, taking a sip from the bottle of water he had in his hand.
"'I LOVE YOU MARY ALICE BRANDON'" Emmett screamed mockingly.
Jasper opened his mouth to reply, but then Rosalie came down, in a pair of white short shorts and a green tank top, showing quite a bit of cleavage.
"Emmett, you'll catch fly's" I muttered tom him, laughing at his face.
"'I LOVE YOU ROSALIE LILLLIAN HALE'" Jasper whisper shouted to Emmett.
"So…" Rosalie said after grabbing a bottle out of the fridge, leaning over the counter next to Emmett, "Figured out why the school's at war yet?" she asked, taking a sip of her water. I noticed over like 5 seconds, Emmett's eyes would look downwards, towards Rosalie's chest. I chuckled at that.
"Edward?" Rosalie asked, probably questioning my sanity.
"What? Oh yer… um… I have… kinda" I stammered.
"Well…" Jasper prompted.
"Argh… In… um… Pre K… there was an incident with a choc chip cookie" I whispered.
"What are you talking about Edward?" Rosalie asked, Emmett to out of it by his view to even be paying attention.
"I… argh… In Pre K… I um… took her choc chip cookie" I said the last bit really fast, hoping they wouldn't get it, but by the fact that Rosalie just spit her water all over Jasper, screaming "WHAT!!!", I guessed they caught it.
Emmett was doubled over with laughter.
"Let me get this straight, you've turned the whole school against each other, over A COOKIE" Rosalie yelled the last part as I shrunk away from her.
"Um… yer… I guess" I stammered, wishing I wasn't here.
"Wait, what I don't get is, since Pre K, she's been holding this grudge?" Jasper asked.
"Well… no. We did revenge for while, then she moved, and then I moved, and so on" I said, looking at Jasper only, knowing that Rosalie was furious, and Emmett wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
"Yer, it's fate" said a voice that did not belong to anyone in this room. Everyone turned to see Alice, dancing over to Jasper.
"How… How… How did you get in here?" Emmett asked. Alice gave him a wicked smile, and said…
"Wouldn't you like to know" Emmett shifted in his seat, his eyes landing on everything and everyone, bar Alice.
Damn, how can that Pixie make him uncomfortable and I can't.
"Seriously, how did you get in here?" Rosalie asked harshly.
"I knocked, but no one answered, then you shrieked, and it could've been an emergency, so I let myself in" Alice said innocently, which made Jasper lean down and kiss her, whilst she giggled.
"You know, someone could've been like naked" Emmett said, still not looking at Alice.
"Oh don't worry, I've already seen all of you naked before" Everyone stared at her, even Emmett, completely shocked and freaked out.
"Geez, don't loosen up to much, or you might actually know what a joke is" she said, walking over to sit next to me.
She sat there, looked me straight I the eye. I looked away feeling uncomfortable.
"Do you love Bella?" She asked, very Alice like, straight forward.
"No" I said, trying to keep my face straight.
"OH MY GOD!!! YOU DO DON'T YOU" she screamed.
"Alice, why are you screaming, and who's house are we at anyways?" Bella's angelic voice came through the house.
She walked into the kitchen, all attention on her.
"Oh… umm hi" she said, looking at everyone, at me last. When she looked at me, she smiled, before teasingly saying…
"Remember me yet?"