Deidara Pov

After that long drive back home and making dinner for them you would think that they would be nice enough to let me sleep peacefully...I woke up this morning to:

"KIBA I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP-"

"WOMAN I DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK I WANT!"

"OH REALLY?"

"HELL YEAH"

"OH WELL I'LL SEE HOW COCKY YOU ARE ONCE I CUT OFF YOUR-"

Yeah so I think you get the picture. I think I've kinda gotten used to it. I completely ignored them as I walked outside and picked up newspaper and got the mail. I waved to the crazy old man who lived across the street and went back into the house. When I came back into the house. I went in the kitchen and made some coffee then I sat down and read the mail. Bill. Bill. Bill. Nah I'm just kidding but it was basically just junk mail and a letter from Dad. Which said a lot of stupid stuff but what really caught my attention was:

I heard from Tsunade that Kiba and Ino's relationship wasn't going to well so I decided that Kibawould go to school with Ino. That way they will be together more and get used to each other. I made sure that they had all the same classes except for the electives. I just want you to make sure they both leave the house together and come back together. I know you can do it. I'm counting on you. And if Ino doesn't do it cut her credit cards.

yeah yeah hug and kisses and all that fatherly shit,

Inoichi

Now I don't know how my father honestly thought this plan would work. Or how he came up with the plan but I knew it would be a disaster. I could imagine all the yelling. Speaking of yelling it was quiet. For the first time in months it was quiet. Something bad is going to happen. I don't what I was expecting maybe like a rabid man eating bear to burst through the window and try to bite my head off. So I was kinda surprised when I heard the door bell ring. I waited for a second. Maybe I was imagining things. Then I heard it again then Kiba yelled

"WOMAN GET IN HERE AND ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR" clearly annoyed that the bell was interrupting his show.

"KIBA YOU MUST BE ON SOME SERIOUS SHIT IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA WALK ALL THE WAY IN THERE TO ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR" Ino yelled back from the bathroom upstairs.

"GOD YOU'RE THE LAZIEST-"

"Oh shut up I'm getting it" I said. Stupid lazy ass self absorbed teens. I opened the door and came face to face with something worst than a rabid man eating bear.

Moegi.

Yes. The little girl from next door. She was always over here bothering me. Always telling me that we are going to married on the beach. And I continue to remind her that I'm 11 years older than her but she doesn't seem to get the hint.

"Hey Dari" she said with the biggest smile I've ever seen. She walked right into the house without a second thought. She went straight into the kitchen. I followed her.

"Hey...don't you got somewhere to be" I asked. She shook her head and pulled out a box of cereal.

"Well you cant just come over when ever you want...where are you're parents?" I asked. She poured herself some cereal and sat down to the table as if she lived here.

"They're leaving on vacation they told me to give you this note" she said and pulled the crumpled note out of her pocket. She handed it to me with a sweet smile. I frowned and read over the note. It was just like she said they were gone on vacation and they just left her here. Who does that!

Ino Pov

I came down the stairs a few minutes later ready for my shopping spree. I walked past the kitchen to grab a breakfast bar.

"Hey Ino"

"Hi Moegi!" I said as I gave her a hug.

"Hanging out with Deidara today?" I asked. She nodded.

"Well see ya later I gotta go" I said

"where are you going?" Deidara asked

"To the mall" I answered.

"Not with out Kiba" Deidara said really quickly. I gave him a look.

"What?"

Now being as smart as he was he knew that repeating himself would be stupid and possibly deadly. So I decided to act like he never said anything. I was going to continue on my way out the door and to the mall. But Moegi had to jump in.

"He said you can't go without Kiba" Moegi said. Deidara gave her a death glare. Then I gave him one. What the hell was he talking about. I couldn't go with out Kiba.

"Here from Dad" He said handing me a letter. I grabbed it and started reading. It was basically a load of crap until I came down to:

And if Ino doesn't do it cut her credit cards.

"CUT MY CREDIT CARDS!" I yelled. Deidara nodded slowly.

"But look at what he is wearing" I said pointing at Kiba. Everyone looked at his outfit including Kiba himself. I mean it would have been okay if people didn't know me as Ino the Beauty Queen.

"what's wrong with what I'm wearing" Kiba asked looking down at his plain black shirt and jeans. I rolled my eyes.

"Oh I Know he can wear one of your outfits" I said while walking up the stairs towards his room. I motioned for Kiba to follow.

"Thanks for asking" Deidara said sarcastically.

Kiba Pov

I smirked as I entered the closet behind Ino.

"Ya know if ya wanted to be alone with me" I said as she pressed the first shirt to me "All you had to do was tell me" Ino rolled her eyes for like the 10th time today and put the shirt back. She grabbed another shirt and did the same thing.

"Here try this on" She said handing me a button up. "And you know good and well I don't-" Her voice trailed off as she watched me take off my shirt.

"What was that babe" I said snapping her out of her trance. She turned away with a blush coating her cheeks. I smirked it was that easy to tear down The Mighty Ino. Imagine all the other things I could do.

"I know what you're thinking and it's perverted and never gonna happen" Ino said. How the hell did she know. Okay...weird much. She turned around just as I was buttoning the last button. She took a step towards me to fix the collar. It was getting kinda hot at the moment. She took a step back to look and shook her head. She came closer and unbuttoned the first to buttons.

"Ino! Why didnt you tell me you wanted me to strip" I asked. "Unless you want dominate, you little freak"

"Well what can I say" Ino said with a wink. "Okay take the shirt off and put on this one" Ino said holding out a red and black COOGI shirt. Now I have to be crazy or something because I think Inowas just flirting with me. I took off the shirt and gave it back to her.

"Am I crazy or were you just flirting with me" I asked. Ino smirked.

"I just couldn't resist" Ino explained. Oh so she couldn't resist me.

"Can't resist all this sexiness?" I asked and flexed for her. She smiled playfully and pushed me away. But as soon as her hands touched my bare chest I swear I could have taken her right in the freaking closet I was so turned on. I could feel my instincts taking over.

Take her. Take her. Taker her.

I backed away form her. I shouldn't be thinking this way. No touching. No groping. No kissing. And absolutely NO SCREWING.

"Kiba..." Ino said in a worried tone. "Kiba... Kiba" She said taking a step forward and waving her hand in my face. God I love how she says my name. I grabbed her wrist and pulled her towards me. I kissed the spot between her neck and shoulder. I kept kissing all the wa up to her ear. I knew she wanted me the moans were enough proof.

"If you don't want to be fucked senseless in a closet" I whispered in her ear. "Then stop it" I said as I nipped her earlobe. She moaned quietly.

"Stop what Kiba" Ino asked innocently. She knew what I was talking about.

"Ino I'm serious" I said trying to think of something besides the fact that I could take her without anyone knowing.

"What do you mean Kiba, I-" That was the last straw I pinned her against the door and crushed my lips on her. I pushed her skirt up and made her wrap her legs around my waist.

Moegi Pov

"They are taking a long time up there" I said. It had been a good 10 minutes since they went up there. Deidara kept watching TV as fi I hadn't said anything. He changed the channel again mummbling about how there were tons of channels with nothing to watch.

"Did you hear me?" I asked. He looked over at me.

"What?" He asked.

"I said they have been up there for a while" I repeated hoping for a reaction showing that he cared.

"Yeah they are probally fucking" He said.

"DEIDARA!" I shouted surprised at what I was hearing.

"What? He's probaly pushing her skirt up and getting ready to take her on the door." He said. How did he come up with that?

"Umm... I dont think so" I said. I mean I didnt know much on the subject but I knew you do that sort of thing with people you like. They hate each other.

"believe what you want" Deidara said turning back to the TV.

"Well I'm going to check" I said getting up and walking to the stairs..

"Don't be freaked out if you catch them in the act!" Deidara called from the couch. "People do freaky stuff!" When I got to the top of the stairs I heard yelling. Not that kind of yelling you freaks. I mean arguing. When I got in Deidara's room I could make out what they were saying.

"KIBA YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ME IN THIS CLOSET"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMAN! YOU WEREN'T COMPLAINING BEFORE"

"WELL THAT WAS BEFORE! AND NOW I'M TELLING YOU THAT WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK IN THIS CLOSET"

"WHY?"

"BECAUSE..."

Then all of sudden it got quiet. I inched closer to the door and I heard Kiba laughing.

"You're kidding right" Kiba said between laughs. Then I heard some shuffing and a thump as if somebody fell to the floor.

"AW SHIT INO! WHAT THE FUCK?"

"Stupid jerk" Ino said as she opened the door. I froze thinking I would be in trouble. "Hey Moegi" Ino said as she walked past me. I looked in the closet at Kiba who was on the floor holding his special man area. Okay...weird.

sorry it took so long, hope you like it. also COOGI for those who arent familar is a clothing line that's somewhat expensive. and no lemons sorry for those who really wanted that to happen. i dnt think i would b good at that. neway review please idea are accepted! GEESH! GEESH!