Songs: "This Afternoon" by Nickelback, "King of Anything" by Sara Bareilles, "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry, "Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus, and "Looking Up" by Paramore.
Chapter Two
Rachel
I was sitting in the living room with Renesmee, Leah, Jacob, Bella, Sam, Seth, Emmett, and Jasper. Everyone else was out hunting or doing something away from the house. It was super sunning outside which was bad. Well for the vampires, not for the half-vampires and wolves. But we decided to stay inside anyway, and we were watching some random show, that I wasn't even paying attention too.
Emmett then turned off the T.V. and said, "Hey guys I have a fun game we can play."
"I'm out of here," Bella said, but I held her back. She glared at me and I gave her a "If we all have to suffer, you do too" look.
"What's your fun game Emmett?" Jake asked.
"Truth or Dare!" Emmett yelled.
"But we have to make some rules," Bella said.
"Come on Bells just let us have some fun," Sam complained.
"I agree with Bella we don't want to get in trouble with Carlisle and Esme," I said.
"Fine what are you're stupid rules?" Emmett asked.
"Okay just so we're not all doing dare you have to do at least two truths. We record the whole thing, so Carlisle and Esme can see later. On a dare if you end up in jail the person who gave you the dare has to bail you out. And Emmett for the sake of some of our ears no yelling or shouting. Not even screaming," Bella said.
"That's not bad. But what if we don't have enough money to bail the person out?" Leah asked.
"Then you have to be someone's slave for the next month," Jasper said.
"Is everyone fine with these terms?" I asked. Everyone nodded. "Then let the games begin." We pushed all the furniture away and got in a circle. Jasper grabbed the camera and set it up so you could see everybody.
Emmett started, "Hm…Leah truth or dare?"
"Dare," Leah smirked.
"I dare you to kiss Bella full on make out session for two minutes," Emmett said. Both Leah and Bella stared at Emmett with their mouths hanging open. Jasper took out a stop watch and got it ready. Then Leah and Bella started making out, it was quite funny. The only one finding this not funny was Sam, and most of us know why. When the two minutes were up Leah and Bella were sitting as far away from each other as possible.
"That was gross," Bella said.
"I agree with that. Okay Jacob truth or dare?" Leah asked.
"Truth," Jacob said. Everyone looked at him weirdly. "Hey we all have to use two truths I'm getting them over with."
"What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in front of Nessie?" Leah asked.
"I uh…well let's just saying I phased in front of her," Jacob said. Bella looked like she was going to rip his head off.
"Okay Rachel truth or dare?" Jacob asked me.
"Truth," I said.
"Have you done it yet? And if you have who did you do it with and when?" Jacob asked me.
"Yeah I did it," I said. Everyone gasped.
"With who?" Sam growled.
"Seth of course," I said.
"When did you do it?" Leah said in-between her teeth.
"A couple weeks after my birthday," I said.
"That was shocking. She's only thirteen and she's done it already," Jasper whispered to Emmett.
"I heard that," I hissed. "Anyways before I get my head ripped off Jasper truth or dare."
"Dare," Jasper said.
"I dare you to go to Alyssa Knight's house, in a really girly outfit and sing Party in the USA. Then once the song is over you have to kiss her like on the lips," I dared him. We all knew Alyssa had this huge crush on Jasper. So we decided to torture him with it.
"You have got to be kidding me," Jasper said.
"Nope, now Bella, Nessie you two go get Jasper ready," I said and they led Jasper up to Alice's closet.
"You know that was over the top," Sam said.
"Yeah I know. But it's payback for what he did last time we played," I said. Then I remembered, "And are you going to rip my head off?" Everyone left the room to give me, Leah, and Sam some room.
Both Sam and Leah looked at me," Maybe. But Leah will probably kill you before I get the chance."
"Come on you did it with Leah when you we're thirteen. Cut me some slack," I said.
"How do you know about that?"Leah asked.
"You know we have a mind reader in this house. Plus Jasper can feel you're emotions. They're bound to tell people what you're up to," I said.
"But how come we didn't find out about what you guys did?" Sam asked.
"We were here alone when all you guys went hunting in Canada," I pointed out.
"I going to go kill my brother now," Leah said. And she ran outside.
"Why did you have to do it?" Sam asked me.
"I wanted to do it. It was my choice. And I was ready then and I'm still ready now," I said. Jasper came downstairs in some really tight fitting outfit with a long blonde wig and it just made me crack up.
"Yeah yeah shut up," Jasper flipped his hair, which made me laugh harder.
"Let's go before you die of amusement," Jasper said and I tried to compose myself. And I did it. We all took Bella's Ferrari and Emmett's Jeep to Alyssa's house. I was trying to keep my distance from both Sam and Leah. So I went with Bella. She had Nessie, Jacob, and Seth with her so I sat next to Nessie and Seth.
"You know you could've lied to them," Seth whispered in my ear.
"I know, but its truth or dare, I've got to be truthful," I said.
"Well at least we're not dead yet," Seth said and I laughed.
"Well we better sleep with one eye open, because I have a feeling Leah and Sam will kill us," I said. We got to the house and Jasper went up to the door and knocked on it. Alyssa came out looked at Jasper he went inside and blasted the song, so we could hear. Emmett was at the window recording this. When Jasper finished he kissed Alyssa and then ran out the door.
The ride back was fast and we got back into the circle. I was sitting next to Seth, who had one of his arms around my waist. Emmett was on my other side, grinning like an idiot.
"Sam truth or dare?" Jasper asked him.
"Dare," Sam said. Of course he would pick that.
"I dare you to go to the police station and say that you killed Billy Bob Joe Bob Frank Bob Dan Johnson. Then punch the officer you were talking to and run," Jasper said.
"Jazz, you know my dad's on duty today right?" Bella asked.
"Yup I know. I just want to see Sam get thrown in jail," Jasper said.
"This will be bad," Sam said and we went back to the cars. We all went to the station and Sam got out of the Jeep he went up into the police station. Emmett went to one of the window and recorded this also. We all went to the door and saw that Sam was talking to Charlie. Oh God, this can't be good. I saw that Sam punched Charlie and ran out at human speed. We all went back to the cars and drove off leaving Sam.
Bella got a phone call from her dad.
"Sam got caught and is going to jail right now," Bella announced back at the house. We all looked Jasper and he went to go bail Sam out.
"Well while we wait, why we don't watch Leah rip Rachel's head off," Emmett suggested.
"No!" Most of us yelled. Jasper came back with Sam and they sat down on the floor.
"Nessie truth or dare?" Sam asked the girl.
"Truth," Nessie said.
"When do you plan on marrying Jacob?" Sam asked.
"Soon," Nessie said. That was a good answer. "Seth truth or dare."
"Dare," Seth said.
"I dare you to fight Emmett, but both of you have to wear bikinis and you have to do it in front of Mike Newton's house," Nessie said. Both Emmett's and Seth's mouths dropped open.
"This sucks," Emmett complained and they went upstairs to put the bikinis on.
"Wow Ness, I never thought you could come up with humiliating dares like that," Jasper said.
"Well she is Edward and Bella's daughter," Jacob said.
"Good point," Leah said.
"You know I think Emmett is going to put one of Rose's bikinis on. So maybe we should record this for her," I suggested.
"What is with half-vampires and being really smart?" Leah asked.
"I don't know," I said. Emmett and Seth came downstairs, but they had towels over the bikinis. Which made me shake my head.
"Let's get this over with," Emmett grumbled. We drove to Mike's place and both guys got out of the cars. They took off the towels and Jasper pulled out the camera. We were all laughing our butts off. And it was real fun to watch Mike come out and stare at the two guys fighting. Wow, I never knew Mike turned gay. Oh, well people change.
"I'm calling the police!" Mike yelled. Both Emmett and Seth got up and ran to the cars. We were all still laughing all the way home. When we got home everyone was back and staring at us all. We stopped dead in our tracks.
"What we're you all doing? Emmett, Seth why are you two in bikinis?" Carlisle asked.
"We were playing truth or dare," Emmett boomed.
"Okay let me be the first to ask did anyone get arrested?" Esme asked.
"Yup, Sam did," Emmett said.
"We recorded the whole thing so everyone can see what we did," Bella said.
"Bella did it get the conversation between me, Leah, and Rachel?" Sam asked.
"Yeah why?" Bella asked.
"Never mind," Sam said.
"I want Emmett and Seth to change before we watch the video," Esme said and the two went upstairs to change into their clothes from before. They came downstairs and Jasper set the camera up onto the television. We watched the whole thing, and most people were laughing.
"That was the most interesting game I've ever seen," Alice said.
"I didn't think Nessie could think of something like that," Esme said.
"I'm dead aren't I?" Jacob asked Bella.
"You might want to run," Bella said and Jacob took off running. Edward took off after him. What Jacob said for his truth made Edward really mad.
"Rachel we decided not to kill you," Leah said.
"Thank God!" I said.
"But you're not pregnant right?" Sam asked.
"I think you would know if I was. And to give you a straight answer no I'm not," I said.
"Good or you would be dead," Sam said.
"Well night everybody," I said and ran up to my room. Well this afternoon was really crazy, hopefully it's not as bad tomorrow. But with Emmett who knows.
Hey everyone, you might be wondering why I did truth or dare. Its cause I thought it would be fun. And it was fun to write. So review if you want to see funnier Emmett. And the next chapter won't be so funny. Just letting you know.