Chapter 13: W…T…F…
EPOV
I was eating my lunch peacefully, well, as peaceful as it can get when you're sitting at a table with you're best friend, his girlfriend, his girlfriend's best friend, who just happens to be someone you hate.
"So… Edward?" Alice tried to make conversation… again, however, I think all the glares, and whispering going on, it was a tad difficult.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK" Lauren screamed as she ran into the cafeteria, towards… me?
"YES" She screamed right in my face.
"What?" I asked, totally confused.
"YES" she screamed again.
"WHAT!?!" I screamed back.
"Don't play dumb with me Mr. Edward Cullen, even though it does make you look hotter. Of course I'll go out with you" she screamed, and run and literally jumped onto my lap, so she was straddling me, before grabbing my face and pulling me into a very gross, repulsive kiss.
'Wait, what? When did I ask anyone out? And Lauren of all people, this makes ZERO sense' I thought to myself.
Lauren pulled back, finally.
I looked past Lauren to see Bella and Emmett trying to eat their food normally, but obviously trying to hold back their laughter.
They didn't.
Bella and Emmett finally gave up on trying not to laugh, and grabbed each others hands and ran out of the cafeteria, kind of dragging each other out.
They…
Are…
Going…
To…
Die…
"Um… Excuse me Lauren" I said, trying to push her off of me.
"Fine" she sulked, getting off me, "Ttyl?" she asked, leaning in to kiss me.
I put my hands on her shoulders, stopping her from getting any closer.
"I'm not sure what that means, but I'll get back to you on that" I said, walking off to go have a lil chat with Miss Swan.
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"WHAT IS YOU PROBLEM!" I screamed at Bella and Emmett, who were holding onto each other for support.
"You… should… have… seen… your… face" Emmett some how managed to gasp through laughter, however, his comment only sent Bella and him into another fit of laughter.
"Emmett… could you let Bella and I have a word?" I asked calmly, whilst Emmett nodded, holding his sides.
He walked off, still laughing, whilst Bella just stood there, slowly getting her laughter under control, watching Emmett walk away.
"You" I hissed, pointing at Bella's face.
"Morning Edward" she chuckled.
"Why would you do that, I mean I know we don't exactly like each other, but no one has that much hatred towards someone, not enough to damn them to the horrors of Lauren" I hissed the last part.
Bella just laughed and walked off. She was about two metres away when she turned and said…
"Having Lauren as your girlfriend is only half of the torture. The other half is the fact that you have to get RID of Lauren"
"That little…" I muttered underneath my breath.