A/N: So sorry I haven't updated in forever, but my laptops been over heating and shutting down. It sucks, but I've finally had a chance to update, so please please forgive me. And I hope its long enough for you. From now on I'll be using the big computer, so I should be updating more often. Again, please PLEASE forgive me. Hope you enjoy. Pix Xx

Chapter 18: Who the heck puts a lock on the OUTSIDE of a door?

APOV

"Alice, I think this is a really bad plan" Jasper whined again.

"Jazz, what could go wrong?" I sighed, skipping to my room.

"Oh, I dunno, they could… um… KILL EACH OTHER" he yelled, waving his hands around.

"Jasper" I said, turning around, and gave him a peck on the lips, "These are my friends, and they're fighting, and are miserable. I think I should at least try to help them, don't you?" I mumbled, doing my best puppy dog eyes.

"Alice, I love you, with all my heart, but you're on your own for this one, I will not take the blame for this ridiculous idea" Jasper said, kissing me quickly on the lips, then walking down the stairs.

"FINE, DON'T HELP, BUT WHEN MY AWESOME PLAN WORKS, I TOTS GET BRAGGING RIGHTS"I screamed at him.

"THAT'S OK, CAUSE IT ISNT GOING TO WORK" he screamed back.

"A LITTLE FAITH WOULD BE NICE" I screamed at him, before running to my room.

I got my phone and pressed speed dial two.

This plan is going to work, I just know it is, its flawless, bullet proof, amazing, and so much more.

"NOT GOING TO WORK" Jasper screamed at me again.

"Hi Bella" I said sweetly into the phone.

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BPOV

"Sure, I'll come over" I said. I was really bored and wanted something to do.

"YAY, be over asap"

"I'll leave now" I said, grabbing my keys, and walking out of my house.

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"YAY, you're here" Alice screeched, hugging me.

"Alice, I said I would come right?" I laughed.

"Well… come on, I have a surprise for you" she said, bouncing up and down.

"Yay" I said sarcastically.

She dragged my behind her, and went up a set of stairs, and stopped in front of a door. Alice pulled a key out of her dress pocket, and was about to put the key in the hole, before there was a knock on the door. Whoever it was let themselves in anyway.

"Alice, come on, this is a stupid plan" I heard Jaspers voice before I saw him. He was now at the top of the stairs, looking at us.

"Plan… what Plan?" I glared at Alice.

Next thing I knew, Alice had unlocked the door, and shoved me into the room behind it, and into three other people.

CRAP!!!!!

"ALICE!!!!!!" I screeched.

"SURPRISE" I heard Alice scream back.

"Are you ok Bella?" Emmett asked, getting up.

"Yer, are you ok? She like threw me into you?" I asked.

"I'm fine" he said.

"Yer, I'm fine too, thanks for asking" mumbled Edward. I ignored him and turned to face the door, and began smashing my fists on it.

"MARY ALICE BRANDON, OPEN THIS DOOR, OR I WILL BURN ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES, SHOES,MAKE UP AND ACCESSORIES" I screamed.

"HOW CAN YOU, YOU'RE LOCKED IN" she screamed back.

"Who puts a lock on the outside of a door" I mumbled to myself, "FINE, WHAT ARE YOUR CONDITIONS FOR OUR RELEASE?" I screamed at her, getting all dramatic.

"HMMM… LET ME SEE… I WANT A NEW PAIR OF SOME FORM OF EXPENSIVE SHOE, SOME NEW CLOTHES, OH, AND FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS TO BE FRIENDS" Alice screamed at me.

"I CAN DO TWO OF THOSE THREE" I screamed back.

"FINE, I CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT THE SHOES" Alice screamed beck.

"Alice, when they get out, they're going to kill you, you know that right" I heard Jasper mumble.

"LISTEN TO HIM ALICE, HE'S A SMART ONE" I yelled.

"NEVER, NOW KISS AND MAKE UP" she screamed, before I heard retreating footsteps.

"I hate her" I mumbled, before turning around to see I was… in a bathroom?

Oh, no, not just in a bathroom, in a bathroom with Emmett, Edward and Blondie – I kiss everyone- blondester (OK, yer my insulting skills are… not the best SHUT UP OK).

"Well… hi" I mumbled.

"ARGH" Emmett random yelled.

"WHAT?" I screamed back.

"Dunno, I was bored" he just shrugged his shoulders.

"Kill me now" Blondie muttered.

"Oi, that is in no way productive" I said, "If we want to get out of here, we need to think of a plan"

"I've got one, lets dangle you out a window until she opens the door" she sneered at me.

"Rosalie…" Edward started, then stopped, and had a thinking look on his face, "wait… that might just work"

"Oh haha Edward, but seriously" I said.

"Why don't we just say we've made up when we haven't really?" Emmett said.

"She'll see through it" I mumbled. "I say we attack" I said a little louder.

"I agree" Edward said, smiling at me. I smiled evilly at Emmett, who smiled wide back at me.

"You, my Bella, are amazing" Emmett said, putting his arm around my shoulder, kissing the top of my head, "and evil" he added to the end.

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"Alice" I whined.

"Bella, I'm not letting you out" she said sternly.

"BUT I NEED TO PEE" I raised my voice for effect.

"Bella… you're locked in a bathroom, last time I checked, bathrooms have toilets"

"Yes Alice, I'm locked in a bathroom, and yes Alice, I am looking at a toilet, but I am also looking at two boys, now, if you care about me at all, you will NOT make me pee in front of them" There was silence.

"Fine" she huffed, and I heard foot steps coming up the stairs. I closed my phone, and turned to everyone else.

"Ready?" I asked, Rosalie was standing back, looking as if she would not help us at all, Edward just shrugged, looking unsure of what to do, whilst Emmett looked excited, crouched down, ready to spring the second Alice walk in, holding a towel like you would a net when trying to catch an animal.

"OK, all of you, step back "Alice said as she started to unlock the door. Her hand shot in and grabbed my shirt, but out of no where, Edward had her arm, and pulled her into the bathroom, where Emmett threw the towel over her, exactly like you would an animal. I heard her screams muffled by the towel.

"Where to now boss?" Emmett asked me, and I got another idea. I smiled evilly.

"Her room"

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"Alice, I do not appreciate what you did, and to make sure you understand that I do not appreciate it, and make sure you don't do it again…" I bent down and grabbed one of Alices shoes. Her eyes widened. Some how, Emmett managed to find a long piece of rope, and we had tied her to a chair, a fancy scarf in her mouth, as a gag. I grabbed the foot part of the shoe, and the heel, ready to rip, until…

"ALICE!!!!! What are you doing, you've been gone for like 15 minu… Oh" Jasper said as he walked into Alices room. "Guys… come on… she was only trying to help, don't you think this is a little over…"

"GAG HIM TOO" Emmett screamed, managing to tie a scarf around Jaspers wrist, and another in his mouth.

"Em… Why is Jasper gagged?" I asked, looking around.

"Cause… he's always secretly annoyed me" Emmett said.

"Kay…. Anywayz, MWAHAHAHA" I laughed evily and pulled on the heel of Alice's shoe.

SNAP!!!

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA" Emmett and I laughed. Alice looked in shock, her eyes wide.

"NEVER mess with me again Alice. MWAHAHAHA" I laughed.