A/N: Hey guys. I understand if you hate me. I haven't updated this story in FOREVER! And I mean FOREVER! But if you're still reading this story then thank you! And honestly, getting back into the story, I've realised I'm running out of pranks and such. So if you want, give me some prank ideas, or any ideas for this story, and I'll take them into consideration. Again, please don't be too angry at me.
Chapter 19: How can we make it up to you?
"Alice, I'm sorry. We might've gone a little overboard" I apologised again, elbowing Emmett.
"Yer, sorry Al" he mumbled. Alice was on the floor, in the fetal position, hugging her shoe, crying her eyes out. I looked over to Jasper, who was still gagged and sitting in the corner.
"Would saving Jaspers head make you happy?" I offered. Jasper started to vigorously shake his head. Alice's sobs grew louder. "What about dressing Emmett up as a girl?" Alice only cried louder. "What about going shppping?" she continued to cry. This was serious. "What about a game of truth or dare?"
Alice sat up, all tears gone, smiling. "Oh my gosh, yes, yes, a hundred times yes"
"I hate you" Jasper told me, sitting across the circle, dressed in a boob tube and a skirt.
"Hey, you didn't have to choose dare!" I exclaimed. I have to admit I've seen and learnt things that I wish I hadn't. You can't un-hear and un-see certain things people! You only get scarred… SCARRED FOR LIFE MAN!
"Bella, truth or dare?" Emmett asked me sweetly… too sweetly. I weighed up my options. Truth… a totally embarrassing and completely inappropriate question. Dare… the chance of it being way worse was extremely high.
"Dare" I closed my eyes, praying to God that it wasn't too bad.
"Lick my foot" he said, holding his foot out. Why me! What have I done to deserve this punishment. I slowly leant down, sticking out my tongue, and put it to Emmett foot.
'It's just ice-cream. It's just ice-cream' I chanted to myself. I took a deep breath and licked his foot.
"GROSS!" Alice exclaimed. I run over to the kitchen sink and started to rinse my mouth out. I actually scrubbed my tongue, and I could still taste it.
Now there are certain things you can't un-hear, un-see AND un-taste. Super.
I walked outside, just in time to see Alice's red face begin to lose it colour. Everyone else was laughing.
"What did I miss?" I asked, sitting back down. Jasper opened his mouth to tell me, but Alice interrupted him.
"Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Edward, truth or dare?" Alice exclaimed.
"Come on Eddie, don't be a wimp" Emmett nudged him.
"Fine, dare" Edward sighed.
"I dare you to go out on a date with Bella" Alice said smugly. Edward looked at me shocked, and I could feel the heat in my cheeks. How I hate you Alice Brandon.