This chapter will be done in 3rd person
The next day
Jacob whipped up some pancakes in the kitchen, Mariel greedily scarfed hers down and grabbed her doll. She found a few in her new room. "Hey Jake? Can I go outside now? Sarah and Jimmy are outside already."
"Sure, I don't see why not." He said, eating his pancake.
"Shouldn't we go wake up sis?"
"Sorry, but I don't have a death wish this morning. Don't forget, she was exhausted when she got home last night."
"Oh yeah... I wonder why."
"She was having a really good time with Double D no doubt." He said smirking.
Mariel ran out the door, eager to play with her friends. Jacob cleaned his plate and popped it into the sink, he saw his older sister's plate still sitting on the table. Then he looked at the stairs. She'll wake up soon... He thought, then walked outside as well to meet up with Johnny and Rolf. He wanted to check out the tractor and see if it really spewed fire like he was told.
In Alyssa's room
My head pounded like crazy when I woke up that morning. My eyes still closed and my chest felt heavy for some reason. The breeze coming from outside felt nice. Wait... when did I ever leave the window open? I also heard some loud breathing and something smelled like shit. I opened my eyes to see Ed, sitting on me. "GOOD MORNING ALYSSA!" He yelled. I screamed and jumped off the bed. I was only wearing a big white t-shirt and my underwear, so just about any girl would freak if some guy was in your room while you were dressed so thinly.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE ED?" I screamed, hiding my body behind a closet door. He sat up on the bed.
"Eddy said you needed someone to wake you up!" He said. That little prick... I thought angrily. Then I saw Ed sniffing around in my drawers. He picked out a pair of pink undies with little hearts on them. Then I just about killed him there.
Outside of the house
Jacob walked outside to see Eddy in the front lawn with Double D. They were arguing over something. "Good mornin guys." He said. Both boys stopped yelling at each other and looked at him. Double D was the first to say something.
"Good morning Jacob. Is your sister home?" He asked. Jacob smirked a bit.
"What do you want with her? Gonna ask her out on a date or something?" He asked. Double D just about turned five shades of red. Jacob laughed. "Just kidding, yea she's here, but she's still asleep and in her pajamas." Then he looked over their shoulders. "Hey, where's Ed?" He asked. Then a loud scream was heard and something breaking. Jacob's eyes widened at the sound. He turned to see Ed flying out of one of the windows of the house with a foot shaped imprint on his butt and many scratches and bruises. He had something pink in his hands.
Eddy laughed really hard at this and Double D just gaped. "Aw man! That was classic!" Eddy yelled, still laughing. Jacob faced Eddy.
"Did you send him in there just to wake her up?" He asked. Eddy nodded, tears starting to slip out. Jacob grabbed his shirt collar and looking into his eyes fiercely. "ARE YOU SUICIDAL MAN?" He screamed. There was a loud booming on the stairs inside. Jacob dropped Eddy and ran for it. All three Eds looked at him weirdly.
"I wonder what that was all about..." Eddy said, straightining the shirt collar. All of a sudden the door slammed open and Alyssa stepped out of the house, still wearing the shirt but with some shorts, and hellfire burning in her eyes. All three Eds just about shrank at her anger.
"Eddy... Prepare to die..." She said. Eddy looked and felt smaller than a flea. "Oh god..." He said as Alyssa grabbed his shirt collar and dragged him and Ed inside. They were screaming really loudly and their fingernails were dragging against the cement. Double D just watched as his two best friends were about to face doom that morning.
An hour later
Double D still sat outside the house, anticipating what happened to the two guys. Mariel scampered back to the house, getting her dolls accessories. She was about to open the door when she felt someone tap on her shoulder. She turned to see Double D. "Oh, hello there." She said sweetly.
"Um hello, can you tell me what's happening to my friends inside? Your sister dragged them in there." He said. Mariel pondered for a bit.
"That depends, what did your buddies do?" She asked. She said it like this was a normal thing.
"They woke her up this morning." He said. Mariel gasped.
"Oooooh... That's not good. Especially when she got home so tired yesterday..." She said under her breath. Then she looked back up at Double D. "Don't expect your friends to come back out in one piece, or at least the same way they went in." She said bluntly. Then opened the door and walked inside, leaving a shocked Eddward on the doorstep.
Then, both Eddy and Ed were booted out of the house, both horribly scarred for life outside and inside. Alyssa walked outside as well, stretching her arms a bit. "Oh, mornin Double D." She said.
"Um, good morning Alyssa. Sorry about these two, they aren't very civilized people you see, and they like to drag others int-" Alyssa put a finger to his lips to shush him. Then she pulled them away. He could somehow taste her finger on his lip still.
"Look, I only do this kind of stuff to the ACTUAL people who did it, so don't worry. Besides, I kind of like you." Her's and his eyes widened at what she said and she blushed. "I-I mean as a f-friend of course!" She stuttered out nervously.
Double D looked at his friends on the floor, Ed was mumbling something about 'horrible images' and Eddy was groaning in pain still. "So what exactly did you do to them?" He asked. Alyssa nudged Eddy with her foot a little.
"It's probably best you don't know." She said. "Just be happy I was going easy on these guys." She added. Eddy was the first to regain conciousness.
"And I thought the Kanker's were violent..." He mumbled, his body was shaking a bit. Ed got up next and grabbed Alyssa's leg.
"Please don't send us back! I'll be a good boy! Just no more!" He said, nose dripping and tears spilling out. Alyssa pulled him off and picked out a cookie from her pocket. She gave it to him and he muched happily as she patted his head a bit.
"Ed's sweet, in a weird, freaky kind of way." She said. Double D nodded his agreement and patted his head a bit too. Mariel came out of the house with her doll, accessories at hand. "Hey Mems." She said. Mariel accidently ran on Eddy, who was laying on the grass.
"Hey sis! Oops! Sorry Eddy!" She yelled as she ran back to Sarah and Jimmy, ready for their make-believe trip to Mars. Eddy groaned a bit, his face in the dirt.
Alyssa's stomach rumbled a bit. "Well, I've gotta go eat." Then she looked at her outfit. "and get dressed. I'll catch up with you guys later, kay?" She said, and ran inside. Double D replayed what she had said to him earlier. Because I kind of like you. He felt his stomach flutter at this. Eddy got up and groaned some more.
"Dang that girl is scary. I never knew people could torture like that until now." He said. Then he noticed Double D staring at her front door with some weird gleam in his eyes. "Yo! Sock-head! You alright?" He said, shaking him back and forth by the shoulders until he came back to earth from his thoughts.
"What? Huh?" He said, starting to get dizzy. Ed stood behind them, playing with the little pink thing in his hands. Eddy stopped shaking and snatched the thing out of Ed's hands.
"What do you got here Ed? Some sort of weird toy?" Double D shook his head a bit, trying to get rid of some of the dizziness. Eddy held the pink thing out. Then he unfurled it. It was the panties. Eddy's and Double D's eyes widened and their faces turned red. Ed attempted to get it back.
"Give it back Eddy! I found it first!" He said, but Eddy kept it out of his grasp. "Do you know what you took Ed? What you did was dirty minded, filthy, barbaric, disgusting-"
"Pantie raid." Eddy said, smiling. Double D looked at him weirdly. "What?"
"Pantie raid, my brother told me that if we ever do this stuff, we are on our ways to becoming men! And it will get the ladies' attention more." He said, a grin on his face. But not the kind of attention I'd really want from any woman. Double D thought.
"We should probably return this, it's not ours after all." Double D said, trying not to flush red as he took the panties out of Eddy's hands. He was about to knock on the door before he heard music coming out from one of the upper floor windows. Eddy looked up too, the window was still a crack open and the blinds were slightly opened to let in sunlight. Eddy climbed onto Ed and he climbed up the tree next to the window. Double D climbed up next to them, sweating a bit from exhaustion.
Inside
Alyssa walked inside and closed the window a bit and closed the blinds, but not enough to make the room dark. She put her ipod on full volume and played 'you give love a bad name' by Bon Jovi. She started to move her hips a bit to the music and hummed.
Shot through the heart and your to blame, Darlin you give love a bad name
Soon enough, she was singing along to the music and dancing around the room, searching through the dressers for some pants.
An angel smile is what you sell
Promise me Heaven then put me through Hell.
Chains of love got a hold on me
When passions a prison, you can't break free
Whoaa~
Your a loaded gun
She slid off her pants, panties not visible from her long t-shirt. And put on the jeans she normally wears.
Whoaa~
There's no where to run
No-one can save me, The damage is done!
She searched the cabinets and found a blue t-shirt. She nearly shouted the chorus.
Shot through the heart! and your to blame, you give love a bad name
I play my part, and you play your game, you give love a bad name
She sang. She was about to pull off her shirt when she heard a loud thumping and something fell from the tree outside. She turned off the music and looked from outside the window. All three Eds were in a pile on the ground at the base of the tree, Double D had her pink panties in his hand. She blushed deep red, knowing that they had just seen her dancing and nearly taking off her shirt.
He looked up at her, his eyes totally guilty. She narrowed her eyes at them and slammed the window shut, the blinds too.
Double D felt dirty and shameful. His shame deepened as he saw her eye the panties he had in his hands. So much for being friends.