Merry Christmas people, what I wish is for your reviews. I've been a really good girl this year! *crosses fingers*
After finishing throwing up the remaining food in their stomachs, food was the last thing on the three's mind for the rest of that morning. Eddy grabbed a hose from someones house and started to rinse his mouth from the barf that covered it. Alyssa grabbed it from him once he finished and did the same, then handing it to Double D. "So why in the world did you wake me up?" Alyssa asked, happy to have the horrible taste of soapy barf out of her mouth.
"We need a fourth hand to build the giant dolphin tank." Eddy said, mouth still tasting a bit gross. Alyssa pulled out some mints which he gladly took, then she gave Double D one.
"How exactly are you going to build it? Weld together all the hardened gum you can find into a giant pool?" She said sarcastically. Double D didn't look her in the eye right away and kicked the dirt a bit. "...You're kidding me right? Can't you build it with something a little less... I don't know... DISGUSTING?" She asked.
"Well, I guess we could just build it out of scraps of wood." Double D said, looking at a blueprint he had brought along with him. She looked over his shoulder at it. There were supposed to be a hoop, tall diving board, and places where the audience will sit. "First we need somewhere to build it."
Eddy led them both to a deserted, cleared out spot in the woods. And it wasn't that far from the neighborhood either. They started to gather wood pieces from dead trees with saws. "The only bad side to using this spot is that it's closer to the trailer park." Eddy said.
"What's so bad about it being near the trailer park?" She asked, piling up a stack of wood. Oh... wait... isn't that where the... She thought.
"That's where the Kanker sisters live. They think that we're their boyfriends or something. And DAMN they are scary chicks." Eddy said as he hammered two pieces of wood together. Double D shot him a look saying 'watch your mouth'. Ed joined them shortly after almost half the tank was finished, syrup and soap bubbles on his face. After the tank was finished, Alyssa set to work on the diving board while the other guys did the benches. Finally, they all had to build the platform the dolphin trainer would stand on.
"So who is going to be the dolphin?" Alyssa asked, hammering some of the nails in. All three guys looked at her. "No. I can't jump through hoops." She replied, wanting them to get the image of her dressed in a dolphin suit out of their minds.
Ed was going to be the dolphin, and Eddy was going to be the main trainer while Double D and Alyssa became assistants. Double D brought a hose from his yard and began to fill the tank with water as everyone began to grab their suits.
Eddy wore his red swim trunks with yellow stripes, he wanted to wear some speedos his brother got him last Christmas for the ladies, but Alyssa insisted that he wear the shorts after he showed it and she screamed her eyes were bleeding. Ed wore a makeshift dolphin suit out of gray fabric, the stitches visible, and patches of blue on some areas after Double D ran out of gray fabric. Double D wore his dull green swim shorts and overly tried to protect himself from the water like normal by wearing a overly filled lifejacket, goggles, nose and earplugs, flippers, even a shower cap for his hat. Alyssa asked why the shower cap was nessacary and why he just doesn't take his hat off.
"I can't. My reasons for wearing my hat all the time are personal." After he said that, she dropped the subject. Alyssa wore a black tankini with little white polka dots and goggles. She also had a whistle around her neck.
In a bucket for everyone but Ed were a stack of buttered toast. Keeping the buckets away from him were hard. Soon, people started to come to the show and paid the admission fees. The show was about to start. Alyssa climbed up the more higher platform and put the hoop in place. Then she just sat there with her bucket. Double D was sitting at another platform with his bucket, waiting for eddy to finish counting his money until he saw Kevin in the stands, taking pictures of Alyssa with his cell phone.
Double D gripped the handle of the bucket fiercely, imagining himself 'accidently' slipping and dumping the contents of the buckets all over Kevin, then Ed tacking him and trying to eat the buttered toast covered Kevin. Then he was in shock with what he had just thought. He actually wanted to hurt someone that badly and had no thought of what might happen afterwards. Alyssa looked like she didn't notice the picture taking Kevin as she applied chapstick, then, seeing as she was now out of it, she chucked it right at the guys face. "Damn pervert..." She muttered.
After what felt like eternity, Eddy finished counting and took his place in the center of the platform. "Welcome ladies and suc- I mean, guys of the cul-de-sac. I, the amazing Eddy, present you, Ed the dolphin!" Ed leapt out of the water in his suit, his head showing from the underside of the costume.
"I'M THE KING OF SEAWORLD!" Ed screamed, then plopped back into the water. Alyssa giggled at this. She put the buttered toast right in front of the hoop on the high platform, wagging it at Ed. Suddenly, he leapt up into the air, screaming "BUTTERED TOAST!" and nearly ate Alyssa's hand off as he grabbed it with his teeth and made it through the hoop, landing back in the water with a big splash. The impact of him hitting the water drenched some of the audience. The dry portion of the audience laughed and clapped.
Alyssa smiled and watched as Double D threw multiple pieces of toast into the air, Ed eating them all before they even touched the water. The crowd oohed and aahed at this performance. This might actually end well... Alyssa thought. Then she heard a voice that made her blood run cold. "YOU BOYS BUILT US A SWIMMING POOL? HOW SWEET OF YOU!" She looked at the entrance of the show and saw all three Kankers.
Eddy ran up to them and tried to shove them away. "This isn't yours! Now get out!" He yelled. Then Lee grabbed him and squeezed his cheeks.
"Looks like my man needs to be taught again on how to treat his girlfriend, don't you think so girls?" She recieved nods from her sisters and kicked Eddy all the way into the pool. He didn't rise. Panicking, Alyssa jumped from her platform and swam to the bottom of the pool, grabbing Eddy and dragging him back to the surface. Everyone was gone, including the Kankers and the jar of quarters were missing as well.
"This guy... needs to lose some weight..." She panted out as Double D checked his breathing. Ed came out of the water and pounded his head into Eddy's chest, making him spurt out a geyser of water into the air. She sheilded herself from the water. Then she heard a loud groan come from the whole wooden structure. Suddenly, the entire tank collapsed and all the water flooded out. Alyssa got up, head spinning.
Eddy and Ed were alright, they just had a few bruises. Double D on the other hand didn't look so good. She undid his lifejacket and other safety supplies so she could push the water out of his lungs. Her hands fisted up and pushed against his abdomen, trying to get the water out. No good. She tried pounding her fists on his chest, that seemed to get a reaction, because soon water was coming out of his mouth like crazy, and some small pieces of junk she really didn't want to know was there.
He opened his eyes a bit to see her kneeling in front of him. He sat up and let the water out of his shower cap. She looked extremely relieved he was alive and helped him up. "So, how are we going to get those quarters back?" She asked.
"We don't." She heard Double D say.
"Trying to get them back from those girls is a suicide mission." Eddy said, about to leave. She grabbed him by the wrist and turned him around so he could face her towering over him.
"We worked our asses off for that money, there is no way I'm not getting that cash back." She said, the hellfire returning to her eyes.
"Good luck with that then. I'm going to go plot our next scam." He said, not sure if she was serious about really taking the quarters back. She was. Alyssa left the wreckage of the dolphin scam and walked home. Her towel wrapped around her bathing suit.
"Do you think she's really going to do it Eddy?" Ed asked, his dolphin suit gone and he just sat there in his undies.
"Looks like it. But maybe she's got a chance against them. Remember when she dragged us into the basement and did that stuff to us?" Eddy said, both Eds shivered it the memory. Double D just raised his eyebrow in confusion.
"What did she do?" He asked.
"Do you really want to know?" Eddy asked, slightly hesitant.
"Yes, I do." Then eddy whispered into his ear a bit, Double D's eyes getting larger at every torture method she used.
"OH MY GOD!" He yelled. Yea, she definetly had a chance.