Bow chicka bow wow~ *dances*

I grumbled to myself, saying how those guys were total wusses and couldn't take on three girls. After changing out of my swimsuit, I grabbed a metal baseball bat from the closet and walked to the trailer park, no plan in mind except to make those bitches pay.

Double D's POV

We were just too curious I guess. Because after we got dressed, Eddy yanked Ed and I into the bushes and pointed at Alyssa, holding a baseball bat and heading over to the trailer park. She was mumbling some swear words at the Kankers, and then we heard her mention some things about us. "Those guys are total friggin wusses... I'd bet they can't even take a punch from Jimmy..." She giggled a bit after that. It was nice to see her smile, even though it was for insulting us so openly like that. The baseball bat in her hand twirled a bit and she whistled as she walked.

Following Alyssa, trying to be as stealthy as possible. Even darting behind trees and bushes when she turned around. I could have imagined it, but I dare say that I heard a small chuckle of amusement come from her, but that was probably just the wind. This continued the entire way to the trailer park.

Finally arriving at her destination, she hid the baseball bat behind her and banged on the door loudly. The door swung open and hit the wall with a loud bang. At the door stood Marie Kanker, her face was green with facial cream and she had little cotton balls between her toes, curlers in her hair, and nails drying. She scowled nastily at Alyssa, making her clench the bat. All three of us were reminded of that monster movie Ed made us watch. What was it called again... oh yes, 'Zombie massacre slumberparty'. That one has forever made me uneasy about pillowfights.

"What the fuck do you want hoe?" Marie spat, narrowing her eyes at the girl. I felt my chest tighten at the insults. Never before had I heard Marie swear at someone like this.

"Give me back the money you stole. We worked our asses off for it." She said calmly, still gripping the bat fiercely. Marie just spat a loogie at Alyssa and slammed the door in her face. Then she just sighed and turned, using the hose to wipe the horrible Kanker DNA on her face. I thought she was going to leave, as I was about to, but Eddy grabbed my sleeve and pulled me back to my spot. Alyssa wasn't leaving, in fact, she was just going to the side of the trailer.

"Looks like it's time for Plan B..." She said, and climbed inside through the window. It was quiet for a minute, then loud screaming and something broke from inside. Both Eddy and Ed bursted into laughter as I watched. My face probably looked as horrified as I felt. Alyssa was a young girl! How could she do such things? and what if that screaming was actually her? She could be really injured!

Then, Alyssa walked out of the trailer, the jar of quarters in one hand and her baseball bat in the other. "Hey Eddy, you want the quarters back?" She yelled. How did she know we were here? Eddy ran out from next to me and grabbed the quarters from her hand. "I know you guys saw that." She said, facing the bushes we hid in. Ed joined Eddy with the quarters and I walked up to Alyssa slowly. She lightly pounded me on the head with her fist. "You guys were so easy to spot, I saw you followin me almost right away." She said, I could practically hear the smirk in her voice.

Then the door slammed open, revealing three very angry Kankers. All three boys felt the blood drain from their faces. "What the hell are you guys doing? RUN!" Alyssa screamed. We all happily obliged and fled for our lives with three Kankers with killing intent behind us.

Alyssa's POV

"DAMN YOU BITCH!" I heard Lee scream from behind me. I heard her coming closer to me, so closing my eyes, I swung the bat wildly from behind, it made contact with something hard. Hopefully her skull. then I heard her drop behind me. All three of us made it alive (thank god) to the cul-de-sac. We all piled into Ed's room and I inspected the many dents on the bat. I smiled stupidly at the idiotic and probably life threatning thing I just did.

Double D inspected me, bandaging up the cuts and bruises I got from in the trailer and had to yank out many shards of glass. I was biting and screaming into a clean towel as he took each sliver of glass out of my knee. Then he put rubbing alcohol into the wound, I screamed and hissed in pain. Finally, the torture was over and he wrapped my knee in some gauze. Then he stood and made eye contact. "What in the world Alyssa! You went and picked a fight with the wrong people, they are bound to want revenge on you now." He said sternly.

"Hey, they stole the money and nearly drowned Eddy! I'll bet that they've been hurting people a lot ever since they moved here!" I shot back, glaring.

"Even though they did, that gives you no reason to take a baseball bat and practiaclly go on a rampage in their house! What were you thinking?"

"I was thinking how frustrating it was to see them try to force their emotions onto you guys like that." I said coldly. This took Double D aback, so I took this moment to get up and try to leave, but stinging pain from my knee forced me to sit back down. So instead, I just looked for Ed, then I saw the door to his bathroom wide open and he was sitting in his gravy filled bathtub, naked and eating the gravy out of a ladle. I averted my eyes, tasting some barf in my mouth a bit.

"Forget it... I'm going to limp home. Call me when you get the pole out of your ass Double D." I said, attempting to stand again and limping slowly to the door. He grabbed me by the shoulder and turned me to face him. He had fire burning in his eyes.

"Would you stop swearing meaninglessly like that? It's a horrible usage of English vocabulary and seeing you spew those words make me want to... to..." He said, gripping my shoulders hard with some strength I didn't know he had.

"Makes you want to what? Hit me? I don't care, I've been hit enough already, and you can't tell me I'm not allowed to swear! So deal with it, you're not my mother Double D!" I yelled. Eddy and Ed watched us argue from where they were.

"No! I don't want to hit you! And I know I'm not your mother, but with the way you've been acting, you NEED another guardian! I've been taught better manners than you. Thank God for that blessing!" He replied. This really made me mad. I said something I know I'd regret later.

3rd person

"Fuck you Eddward! I hope you get raped by Marie repeatedly til you die!" Alyssa screamed, tears threatining to spill out. Double D flinched, never before had she called him by his real name unless it was dead serious. And the comment about Marie raping him... well, it stung. Tears fell down her cheeks as she dragged her injured leg up the stairs and out of the house. Double D didn't move from the spot he stood, didn't blink, didn't even breathe.

"Double D?" Ed said, in his clothes again. Eddy patted Double D's back a bit.

"Well, that's women for ya sock head. Always so dramatic and stuff. But it was pretty awesome that she got the cash back." He said, trying to lift his friends mood a bit. A loud scream was heard from outside. Double D's head shot up, recognizing the voice. He took a hesitant step towards the stairs a bit, his face unreadable. Then he sprinted up the stairs, leaving Eddy and Ed to wonder what that guy was going to do.