Taking Back The Neighborhood

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee

Chapter 1: Don't Breathe

After Noah Puckerman was blinded overseas, he returned to a neighborhood on edge due to a string of home invasion robberies. No one had caught the thieves, and the police ran out of leads. Then one night, while Quinn was out of town, Noah woke up to glass breaking and grabbed his shotgun from under the bed. He could hear someone breathing, and as he cocked his gun. He heard someone whisper, "Holy shit he has a gun! Fuck!"

Then another voice says, "Shut up, man, he can hear you!" Then Noah smells someone's body odor before he aims the gun and fires.

Soon he hears someone scream, "Holy fuck my knee!"

This makes Noah ask, "You punks ever watch the movie, Don't Breathe?" Before he hears someone whisper, "God, he's going to kill us!"

Then the other voice whispers, "Shut up, man!"

Noah soon smells blood before he aims his gun again and fires. This time the other person screams, "God, my knee is shattered! Fuck!"

Soon a female voice whispered, "Let's just go! He can't ID us anyway!"

Noah aims his gun one more time before saying, "There are other ways to ID a person, bitch!"

Then he shoots again and hears the female scream, "My hip! Let's get out of here!"

Soon, Noah hears the police arrive and smiles as he hears Quinn scream, "This is my house, and the man with the gun is my husband! He was blinded overseas!"

As Noah walks outside, he hears clapping, and a male voice says, "Private Puckerman, my name is Michael Young, and in all my years in law enforcement, I have never seen anyone quite like you. Ha, I bet those punks will think twice about trying to rob you again."

Noah smirks and says, "Ha, I think one of them shit themselves before you guys arrived."

Then Noah hears someone say, "God, I think this guy needs a shower!" Before the others started to laugh.

Later, at the police station Noah is listening to different voices on a tape recorder as he ID's the voices of the three kids that tried to rob him. After identifying the thief's voice. He hears an old lady say, "Which one of you is the person that helped put these punk kids away?"

Noah stands up and says, "Private Noah Puckerman at your service, ma'am." Soon the old lady was laughing and saying, "It took a blind man one night to catch those punks, and you morons spent three months trying to find them!"

Noah chuckles before the old lady says, "Ha, I was watching Don't Breathe the night they came to my house. Those punks thought that would never happen to them. Well, at least you weren't hiding a dirty little secret like the guy in the movie."

Noah replies, "I might be blind, but I'm not a psycho, Ma'am."

He then hears the female that tried to rob him say, "Could've fooled me!" Before Noah says, "Bitch, I'm not the one that tried to rob a blind man here! Now, if you want to talk about crazy. I think that was crazy! You thought you were robbing a defenseless blind man that couldn't fight back and found out you were wrong."

Then Quinn says, "You're lucky all you got was shot in the hip, bitch!" As Noah tries to keep her from attacking the other girl.

While there, they learned the robbers were Sabrina Duncan, Robert Duncan, and Tom Stone. Sabrina and Robert were cousins. Tom was Sabrina's boyfriend, and the whole robbery plan was Sabrina's. The funny thing was she got the idea for the robberies from the movie Don't Breathe. But she didn't count on Noah being just as ready to fight as The Blind Man from the movie Don't Breathe.

Quinn and Noah visited Burt Hummel a week later. After they heard that Liza Marie had been kidnapped. Burt watched Noah's face as the FBI agents spoke with the kidnappers. Then Burt followed him to his truck, which he insisted Quinn drive because he was blind, and Noah was found loading his rifle as Burt approached Noah's truck.

Then he asks, "Mr. H, do you remember where your buddy Commander Jake Talbot lives?" As he continued to load his rifle.

Burt clears his throat and says, "He was killed last year, around the same time you became blind, Puck. It can't be him."

Noah says, "I know, but his son Rick lives there now, and Kurt told me about him harassing them. He threatened Liza Marie's life last month, and I'm pretty sure he is the one that took her."

Burt asks, "You heard something, didn't you?"

Noah handed him his truck keys, and says, "I heard Sergeant Reynolds yelling, move your asses!"

Then they heard Blaine reply, "I don't want to lose my daughter!"

Burt puts his hands on Blaine's shoulders and says, "I doubt Puck would be wrong about this, Blaine. Now, go back inside. I'll deal with Carole and Kurt when we return."

Then he looks at Noah as he says, "Liza Marie might be your daughter, but we both know she loves Puck more than everybody else. Now, go back inside, and we'll be back soon with her."

When Blaine heads inside, Quinn texts Burt, "Puck's unit is still there. Sergeant Reynolds saw Liza Marie looking out a window. I told him about the kidnapping during the ransom call when I heard him yelling in the background. Puck has one hour, and then I'm telling the FBI. I'm not losing Puck today too, Mr. H!"

Burt replies, "You know Puck better than I do, Quinn. Do you think he is going to stay out of danger? My only concern right now is Liza Marie." He doesn't wait for a reply and heads to Commander Talbot's house.

When he gets there, he sees the lights are out. Then he is stopped by Sergeant Reynolds. As soon as Sergeant Reynolds sees Noah, he says, "I cut the power just before you pulled up, Puckerman." Then he hands Noah a duffle bag and says, "Your gear is in here, and I had an infrared camera put on your helmet. I know you have been in that house, but I'm not taking any chances."

After Noah gets all geared up, he marches up to the house and kicks in the door. The others didn't even have time to react before Noah came out with Liza Marie in his arms and dragged Rick behind him with a rope tied around his neck. Rick was also shot in three places and had blood coming out of his mouth.

The moment Noah took off his helmet and Rick saw he was the one that saved Liza Marie. He started shouting, "No way, no way, man! A blind man? I got caught by a blind man!"

Then Liza Marie sticks out her tongue and says, "Not just any blind man, you meanie! This is my Uncle Noah Puckerman! The same man you were reading about in that newspaper!"

Before she starts to giggle and say, "Looks like someone peed their pants again!"

Then she looked at the others and said, "He peed himself when he saw Nono in the newspaper."

Soon, they returned to Burt's house, and the Lead Investigator, Travis Hanson, said to Noah, "Ha, I don't know why Mr. Anderson even called us. I knew you would get Liza Marie when I saw Congressman Hummel watching your reaction to the ransom call. Sergeant Reynolds called your wife as soon as you got there. General Smith and I are old friends. I'll let the press know you were working with us, and by the way, my boyfriend James's mother is the lady you met last week."

Noah chuckles and says, "Frida is a feisty old broad. Tell James that I think his mama is pretty cool."

Then they hear Blaine scream, "Oh, God, Kurt!" And see Kurt on the floor, holding his chest.

When Kurt wakes up in the I.C.U., he sees Noah and Blaine by his bedside. Then Kurt tells Noah, "Thank you for saving Liza Marie, and if Blaine hasn't told you already. I made you and Quinn Liza Marie's godparents. It was Rachel and Beth's idea. Anyway, I saw the look on your face when you walked in holding Liza Marie. You had that look when you were around Beth, according to Shelby. Look, Puck, I know she can't replace Beth, but you're the only friend that reminds me of my dad, and no, I was never into you! So, get that look off your face!"

Noah tells Blaine, "Told you he would deny it, and you owe me thirty bucks, man."

Then Kurt glares at Blaine as he hands Noah the money before they hear Liza Marie say, "Dada, chill. I found the pictures of Nono you have hidden under my bed! You look at them every time you fight with Papa. By the way, Nono, they were pictures Auntie Tana took, and only one showed something I'm not supposed to see."

Blaine looks at Kurt as he asks, "Front or back view?"

Liza Marie giggles and says, "Front. I gave it back to Auntie Tana today with the others. By the way, Queenie knew about the pictures too, and had to pay G' Pa Burt three hundred dollars."

Then Quinn yelled, "I was pregnant with Beth at the time, and it was before everybody found out Puck was her dad! I bet Mr. H three hundred dollars that Kurt had a crush on my boyfriend! I didn't name Finn or Puck!"

After this, Noah leans down and whispers in Kurt's ear, "She is pregnant again and is taking hormone injections. By the way, I told Blaine this before you woke up, but I was gay raped after they blinded me. I still don't swing that way, but I wasn't about to hide that from you. That's the reason Quinn was out of town last week."

Then Noah raises up and says, "The night those punks came to my house. I hadn't slept in three days and thought I was going crazy. I had watched the movie Don't Breathe with Quinn about a week before and thought I was dreaming at first. Until I heard that first guy scream. I thought I would be stopped by your dad tonight."

Kurt chuckles and asks, "You don't remember how he was when you bullied me?"

Noah chuckles and says to Blaine, "I'm glad he's your man. Ha, God, I hope this baby is a girl too."

Then they hear Burt saying, "Ow, Quinn! Come on! You think Puck will be worse than I was?"

Before Carole and Quinn say in unison, "Yes!"

Chapter 2 will be up soon.