TRAJ (Total Romeo and Juliet)
Chapter 4
Enter Alejandro and Gwen
Alejandro
Do you bite your thumb at us, Sir?
Gwen
I do bite my thumb, what, I don't want to do that, groose! And BTW I am not a sir, I am a Miss!
Alejandro
You technically are a Miss but with that Stash you look like a Sir to me and everyone…
I repeat, do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sadie
[Next to Katie]
Is the law of our side, if I say ay? What the hell does that mean? Is the Law on our side? Are we like Criminals or something?
Katie
This script says no, so…
Sadie and Katie
We are criminals? Eeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii
Sadie
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb nails if that helps, speaking of which, I do really bite my thum nals and...
Chris: Just fucking carry on. I don't want to hear about you eating your thumb nails. (Chris shudders)
Katie
Do you quarrel, sir? Cause I do!
Alejandro
Quarrel sir! no, sir.
But we all know that you Katie and Sadie have quite a temper on you that you both can't control…
Sadie
Excuse me? Who are you calling bad tempered? I of all people do not have a bad temper!
(Sadie runs up to Chris and Chef and Slaps them around the face and throws the camera that is filming her onto the ground and has a wrestle with it.)
Anyway, if you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you. (Sadie says so very sweetly with a little grin then does a evil laugh)
Muhuhahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahha hahahahahaha haaaaaaa
Alejandro
No better.
Sadie
Well, sir.
Katie
Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
Sorry, but, I have a master? I thought that I was my own person and not a slave?
Chris
Your not a slave Katie, just read the script, it is the play, don't worry, you are your own person!
Katie
Thank God, I thought that I would have to kiss someone's feet or something or wash them, ewwwwwwwww.
Sadie
Yes, better, sir,
I don't get the script…. It is too Shakespeaery!
Chef
That is because it is by Shakespeare! Carry on!
Alejandro
You lie.
Sadie
Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
By Draw, does it mean draw as in draw pictures, because I call dibbs on drawing a pink unicorn and a matching Leprecorn!
(Alejandro and Sadie fight with their twigs and jelly with their card board cut outs, Sadie stabs Alejandro in his precious bit of his body and green jelly is flopping of it as he gets back up to his feet…))
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