-on the way home from NBC studios-
Jake: -drives his Ferrari-
Mark: I still can't believe you drive a FERRARI...!
Jake: yeah, this one's really old. I'm thinking of getting a Jaguar soon. -casually-
Mark: a JAGUAR? What will you do with this one then...? Sell it?
Jake: yeah, well it's only like, two years old, I can get a good price on it no problem. Hey look -points across the street- a furniture store
Mark: if it's 2 years old why get rid of it? It's beautiful...-casts an uninterested look at the store- yeah, so?
Jake: let's go in! -pulls over-
Mark: what for?
Jake: -doesn't bother to answer parks the Ferrari and runs in-
Mark: -follows- you need something?
Jake: hmmmmmmmmmm -checks out every bed in the store-
Mark: what's wrong with your bed?
Jake: how about this one? -points at a king-sized bed made out of red wood looking really expensive-
Mark: it's your bed –shrugs- looks fancy.
Jake: do you like it?
Mark: it's okay, I guess...
Jake: okay, which bed here do you like best?
Mark: ammm well I don't know...this one I think –points-
Jake: -draws out a check book-
Mark: hey- what are you doing? You liked this one didn't you? Buy yourself the bed you like...
Jake: -ignores him and gives the store man Mark and Roger's address-
Mark: ...-looks confused-
Jake: isn't it nice?! Now you have a double bed! King sized too!
Mark: ...what? That's for me?? No way- it's way too expansive! Go get your money back!
Jake: -ignores him thanks the storeman and walks back to the car-
Mark: -runs after him- Jake seriously- it's too much!
Jake: so what about those hamburgers? -grins-
Mark: ...
Jake: -drives home-
Mark: -stares in shock the whole ride-
Jake: -gets home and cooks hamburgers-
Roger: -drools on the couch- what's with the have-mercy-on-my-soul look? -to Mark-
Mark: -whispers in shock- he...bought...
Roger: what?
Mark: a king sized bed.
Roger: wh... –snorts-
Mark: ...is it even going to fit?
Roger: we'll just have to wait and see won't we? -laughs into the couch-
Mark: ...what's so funny? -is clueless-
Roger: hmm... let's think. Your new boyfriend just bought you a KING SIZED BED. Really, what on earth could that possibly MEAN?!
Mark: he's not my boyfriend!
Roger: have fun telling him that in your new bed!
Mark: not everyone's a sex addict you know, I don't even kiss him I'm sure he doesn't expect me to do THAT.
Roger: -gives him a look-
Mark: ...WHAT??
Roger: oh PLEASE. Why are you still denying -
Jake: lunch time!!!!!!!!!!!!! -walks in with a tray of hamburgers and fries-
Roger: OO
Mark: -sniffs- oh god-real meat!!! -dreamy look-
Jake: -gives each of them a huge plate with two hamburgers and a ton of fries-
Mark: -gobbles-
Roger: -gobbles as well-
Jake: -pours them some ketchup-
Mark: this is so good it has to be a sin...-finishes it all-
Jake: -gives each another plate-
Roger: OH.MY.GOD. -gobbles up- Mark, if you don't kiss him I will!
Mark: you know, if he pulls out ice cream for desert I just might! -gobbles-
Jake: -comes in with chocolate mousse and ice cream with whipped cream-
Mark: ...-stares- OH.MY.GOD. -kisses him, grabs the ice cream and eats-
Jake: OO ... -looks in heaven-
Roger: -chokes on his ice cream-
Mark: -eats without even realizing what he did-
Jake: -sits and sighs happily-
Roger: wellllllll, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone, I think -gathers up a ton of ice cream with whipped cream and mousse on his plate and enters his room-
Mark: -raises his head from his ice cream- huh?
Roger: bye! -slams door-
Mark: ...what's his problem?
Jake: problem? -still gazes admiringly at Mark-
Mark: -notices- ...what?
Jake: you're so adorable. –smiles-
Mark: I am? -raises eyebrow-
Jake: so adorable! Can I -
Mark: ...can you what? -tilts his head-
Jake: kiss you? -sweetly-
Mark: -taken aback- you still want to do that after you saw me eat?
Jake: more than ever actually.
Mark: ...-looks embarrassed-
Jake: so can I???????
Mark: -licks the ice cream off his lips- well I guess you can try...but if I don't like it you back off!
Jake: okay! -leans in-
Roger: -watches through the door-
Mark: -swallows nervously-
Jake: -kisses him-
Mark: -closes his eyes and pulls back after a few seconds muttering- I'm not gay I'm not gay...
Jake: -gives him the sweetest smile- I WILL have you, Mark Cohen. -pecks him and leaves-
Roger: -snorts so loudly the whole building can hear-
Mark: -turns red- ROGER!!!
Roger: -rolls around laughing-
Mark: -throws his shoes at him-