Author's Note: Hi, I told you that updates would be sketchy. But, I'm here, and I'll have at least one a week at the least, promise. This is based -loosely- by Big Time Pranks, because I loved the idea of it. It is just the idea of a prank day, nothing else will really follow the show's episode. (I'll have some of the lines in there, but most pranks and things will be different. For example: Instead of Jett and Jo being in it, it will be Logan and Bella. And their wont be 10 girls, but just the four girlfriends, and Katie.)

I know how late I am. Right now, I'm on vacation, visiting family in New Jersey, and going into New York. (I got to see the Empire State building and Statue of Liberty last night!) So, I don't have alot of internet access or time to write. So, please bear with me, and I'm very sorry for the LONG wait!

Suggested by: ShootingStar001 (me). Requested by: Witchgirl590.

Disclaimer: Big Time Rush is mine, all mine -did I mention I'm a cronic liar?

Worldwide: Kella One-Shots

Prank Wars

Every year since middle school, the guys of Big Time rush had a annual prank day, to determine 'King of Pranks' or Lord Prankerton -in their words. Of course, it had always been just them. Though Bella had known and been friends with them just as long as the others, she was never allowed to participate in the pranks. Because they were dangerous and they didn't want her to get hurt. Though, really that was code for saying that Bella would beat them all and they were too scared to admit it.

Today was that day again. A nice day at the beggining of December, when it was still warm there in L.A, yet not hot enought to have them sweating. Perfect time for their prank war.

Kendall, the previous winner of the prank crown stood at the front of the table, speaking loudly to the other three boys, "It is time to find out who will be crowned the lord high king of-" He reached down, picking up the old crown they had made in 6th grade art class, "Pranks!"

All four boys basked in the glory of the crown. Kendall started again, "And as last years winner, I must let all ye compete with me for yonder crown." He announced.

James grabbed the Prank Rule Book, and skipped to a page, "The rules are simple. If ye is pranked, ye is out. The last one standing is king of pranks." He read.

Bella and Katie walked in from the other room, and Katie said, "And this year, I'm playing."

Logan gave her a shake of the head, "Katie, this isn't a game. This is life or death! Little girls can't play."

Bella smiled, "Well, then I guess I'm allowed to play."

"No!" All four boys said at once, looking over to her.

She crossed her arms over her chest, "What's the excuse this time? I'm just as old as you guys. I should get the chance to prank you guys for the crown -which I helped make." She pointed out.

Carlos stuck his tounge out like a little kid, "Well, you both can't play. The book says no girl can play- and you have to listen to the rules."

Both girls toppled over laughing, "Since when do you listen to the rules?"

"Since it came to pranking!"

Katie stepped forward, "I'm playing -participating- what ever you call it. I just want the chance to prank all of you."

Kendall put a hand onto her shoulder, "Katie, mom will kill me if you get hurt."

Bella raised an eyesbrow to her boyfriend, "Alright, then I still don't see why I can't play?"

"Because-" James but in, "If you get hurt, I'm the one killing Kendall." He replied.

Kendall looked over at the tall boy with wide eyes, "What if I didn't do it?"

James shrugged, "I'll still kill you."

Kaite and Bella both retorted back, "This isn't over." Before walking out the door of 2J.

They got into the hall, and Bella turned to the smaller girl, "You thinking what I'm thinking?" She asked, kneeling down to look her in the eyes.

Katie smirked, "If you're thinking to get people to go up against them and make it so they have to let us prank, then yeah."

Bella nodded, smirking as well, "Boys against girls?"

"Boys against girls." Katie agreed, before the two rushed down to the lobby to find Camille, Rachell and Stephanie.

After the two girls had found and explained the plan to the other girls, they agreed. Camille scoffed, "They think they can out prank us?" She asked, dumbfounded, "We've practically got two spies on them. Bella and Katie knew them their entire lives. Meaning, they'll know what the guys are likely to do."

Rachell then pointed out, "Wouldn't the guys know what we were doing too then?"

Bella rolled her eyes, "No, they still haven't figured out who put the whipped cream in all their socks three years ago." they all looked at her, and she just shrugged, "It was my payback for them not letting me do the prank war." Bella explained.

"So, let's just team up; us girls aginst the guys. And then, we'll go against each other for the crown." Stephanie decided, holding her hand in.

The other girls put their hands on top, and they all broke apart. Soon, the guys were all coming in the lobby door. Carlos in a bear costume, James with a bunch of eggs, Logan had some pies, and Kendall had a pillow and mapple syrup. They had turned to go a different way, but all five girls cleared their throats.

Katie yelled, "Get over here!"

Big Time Rush turned around, and Logan asked warrily, "What's this?"

Camille stepped forward, looking her boyfriend in the eyes, "We heard from a little birdie that you guys think girls can't do good pranks." She stated, giving him a slap across the face.

Carlos stepped forward, waving his bear claw around, "Girls aren't allowed, the book of pranks says that."

In turn, Stephanie looked at him, and crossed her arms, "Laws can be changed, and a book can be too."

James shook his head, "No, the book has been that way since our sixth grade, no changing it!" He insisted.

"And does the book have a section that says it can't be changed?" Rachell questioned, and the guys stiffened, biting their lips, "Thought not."

Kendall stepped forward, scoffing, "We can put it in the book that there's no changing."

Bella stepped into his face, giving his own smirk right back, "What happened to no changing? That is consitered changing you know." She stated, and all the boys didn't know how to respond, "Cat got your tounge?"

He leaned closer, "Well, it's a boy competition, no girls allowed."

She looked right back at him, "That can be changed."

"No way."

Bella waited a few moments, before finally smiling and asking, "So, we have a deal?"

Kendall smiled right back, "Yep!"

The pranks were due to begin at twelve, and it was only fifteen minutes before hand. All five of the girls were huddled in the closest supply closet. It was those five, against Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan and Tyler because the guys refused for there to be more girls than guys.

Rachell asked, "What do we do?"

Katie smirked at the rest of them, pulling two things of silly string from behind her back, "Easy, I'm going to go and prank the guys, then come after you." she stated, like it was obvious.

"Why thanks Katie." Stephanie said sarcastically. The littlest girl merely shrugged, with a determined look on her face.

Camille turned to Bella, "Isn't this the time you give us an inspirational speech, and then we leave?"

Laughing, Bella asked, "Why me?"

All four of the other girls replied, "You're Kendall's girlfriend."

Bella nodded, "Alright, I'll try... The guys have done this since-" She stopped, "Okay, I can't pretend to be Kendall and say something boosting. Let's just get out there, and kick some boy butt, and then fairly compete for the crown." She declared, smiling.

"I like that speech better, the other would have taken too long." Rachell announced.

Suddenly, all five of their phones went off. Bella grabbed hers from her back pocket, and the screen read, It's on! And when she glanced at the time, she saw that it was indead 12:00. All five girls broke out into smirks, and they all gave each other one last look, before turning to the door.

Rachell was the first one there, and she stepped out. Suddenly she was falling, head first into the floor.

Carlos and Tyler popped out, smiling, "One down four to go." Carlos announced, both of them holding up the fishing wire they had tripped her with.

Camille laughed from inside the closet, and smirked at the boys, pulling out two balloons from behind her back, "Smart boys, we knew you would try and prank us right away, and we had a back up." She declared.

Throwing the balloons at the boys, all the other girls watched eagerly as they flew through the air. The one aimed at Tyler hit him right on, slattering paint all over his face. Carlos, being himself, had saw a penny on the floor and reached to grab it. So, the balloon flew over his head, hitting Jo in the face across the lobby.

All of the remaining four girls slapped their hands together, running off together, hearing Jo scream and complain.

The remaining four boys were in 2J, all talking. Carlos rambled, "We got Rachell with the fishing wire, but Camille had a backup and tried to pelt us with balloons. Tyler's out now." He announced to them.

James rolled his eyes, "Well, we''ve got a prank set up. Bella goes into her appartment, and theirs some rotton milk above her door. She gets drenched in it, and boom she's out!"

At that, Logan quirked an eyebrow, "You really think that'll work? She's pretty smart, and she wouldn't go into her appartment, because that's the easiest place we could sabatoge."

Kendall put a hand on his shoulder, "Oh Logie, Bella might have thought of that -but the other girls wouldnt have." He replied with a smirk.

Logan sighed, plopping down on the couch. There was a long, nasty fart that filled the room. All the guys turned to Carlos, and he held his hands up, "It wasn't me!"

Looking under the blanket on the couch, Logan frowned, "Whoopie Cushion, great. The one year I don't prank myself, I get pranked within the first thirty minutes." He said, exasperated.

Up in the air duct, Katie peeked her head out, "I will win!" She yelled, and smiled at the guys.

James, Carlos and Kendall exchanged a look, and then reached behind their backs, each grabbing a can of seltzer. Quickly, they squirted it up at her, and soaked her.

They all chorused, "Next time, don't stick around after a prank."

Katie stuck her tounge out, and she retorted, "Well, all the other girls already know about your rotton milk trick, and they aren't going in their appartments." She held up her phone, "I already texted them."

Once she crawled away, the guys exchanged a worried look, and then Carlos walked over to the fridge, grabbing a thing of eggs. "I'm going to get the other girls," Kendall grabbed some glue and a magazine, before walking out after him.

Logan had retrited to his room, and James sat on one of the stools -just incase- and waited. He could sit here for a while, and wait for the girls and some of the guys to be pranked. Then, he'd go up against the last person, and win. And that perfect plan would get him to the end, and he'd be the King of Pranks.

The phone in 2J started to ring, and he reached across the counter and grabbed it, holding it up to his ear, "Hello?" When no one answered, he said, "Hello, anyone there?"

"Over here James." A familiar voice said. He turned around slowly, seeing Bella just standing there, her arms loosely crossed.

He started to bring the phone down, but realised that he couldn't detach the phone from his ear. He fumbled, noticing not only was it glue to his ear, but his right hand too. Bella smiled at him, "Sorry big brother, but I'm in this to win. And no one else is around."

James frowned, and glared at her for a second, "I was supposed to win this year." He complained, and then his face got serious, "If I can't win, then you do. It's time for a Diamond to become the winner." He declared, and Bella grinned.

When she started to the door, he yelled, "Hey, at least get this phone off my face!" But Bella just kept on walking.

With James, Katie, Rachell, Logan and Tyler out, the last five were rushing to prank each other. Stephanie had tried, and failed to prank the remaining two boys by throwing pies at them.

Her and Camille were talking behind Bitters desk. Camille whispered, "I say that we let one of us get pranked, and then take out both of them at the same time."

Stephanie asked, "Do I just tell Bella that, and she'll help?" The other girl nodded.

A voice said, "Wow, that's a good plan-"

"-Too bad we're going to have to ruin it." Another familiar voice finished.

Both girls looked up, and saw Carlos and Kendall standing over them, smirking like crazy.

Camille grimanced and asked, "You guys heard everything huh?" they nodded.

"And now you're going to prank us?" Stephanie concluded.

Carlos shrugged, grinning. "Yeah, pretty much." He replied, holding up a bucket, filled with something he had found in the dumpster.

Kendall looked at the girls, "Camille, Stephanie, it's nothing personal -but, we're in this to win it." He said, tipping the bucket over their head, as they tried to crawl away from the desk. Both of them were soon covered in some sticky green substance, that was probably rotton food or something.

They both cringed, whiping it off their eyes, "Bella's gonna win." They both declared.

Carlos laughed, "Over my dead, pranked, body." He retorted.

"That reminds me-" Kendall started, "Sorry Carlos." He said, and the Latino boy gave him a confused look, before the blond pushed a pie into his confused face. "But I'm being two time champion, and now all I have to do is get Bella." He remarked, before walking off.

Carlos looked at his girlfriend and Camille, "I should have known not to trust someone with eyebrows that big."

It had been nearly two hours since the last prank. The entire rooms of 2J and 2K were sabatoged, so just one step in them and you would get pranked. But neither Bella nor Kendall seemed to get the other for their final prank. Camille had ruined Bella's rope trap, Carlos had destoried her water slick in the hallway, Logan had devestated Bella's hockey stick prank, James had taken her elevator prank, where it got stuck. Stephanie had drank the lemonde that dyed her mouth yellow, Rachell got a avalanch of cups when she opened a cabinet, curtisy of Kendall. Katie had gotten her hands glued to a Pop Tiger magazine because of him, and Tyler had tripped over the wire he had set up.

They had pranked the entire other group again, but never each other. Both Kendall and Bella were practically watching their steps, careful not to trip, run into, sit on, or break something. Anything could be a prank. And since it was past 6:00, any type of mess, slop, or pain directly applied, counted as a prank.

Bella walked down the hall, and faintly noticed the plastic wrap that was stretched across the corridor. She called out, "Nice try Kendall, but I'm not blind!"

Kendall popped out, and was frowning, "Just give up, and it'll be over."

She laughed, "Yeah, because I'm known to be a quitter." She stepped forward, "The only way that I'm stopping is if you prank me."

He stepped forward, closer to her, "That can be arranged." He said, smirking.

Bella gave him a doubtful look, "No it can't."

"Yes it can."

"No it can't"

"Yes it can."

"No it can't"

"Five second break and kiss?" Kendall blurted out.

Bella shrugged, "Sure" She leaned up, giving him a quick and passonite kiss.

After a few seconds, they both pulled away, smiling goofily. They both composed themselves, remembering the prank war, and ran off in seperate directions.

Another hour passed, and the eight orriginal competitors were all in the lobby. Bella looked at Kendall, and sighed, "This is going on for too long."

He nodded, "Agreed."

She quietly asked, "How about we're co-winners?"

Kendall thought about it for a minute, and then slowly nodded, "Alright." He stuck out his hand for her to shake.

Bella reached and shook it, smiling. After only a second, Kendall quickly pulled his hand back, "Ow!" He yelled, and then looked accusingly at her, "What was that?"

She flipped her hand over, "Joy-buzzer. Very good if you want to finish a prank war."

James came over and clapped her on the back, "Finally, a Diamond won. Bella's officially queen of pranks."

Bella looked at Kendall, and saw how he was looking down, she stepped over to him, and announced, "What's a queen without her king?"

Both of them smiled, and soon, the crown was placed on Bella's head, with Kendall beside her, trying to steal it off.

Maybe next year he'd win his crown again. But, he could still be the king without the crown, right?

Author's Note: Very long and hard to write. I had a serious block on this one-shot, and it took me forever to find the inspiration to get it done. But, it's finally here!

I was thinking about a Christmas one -how does that sound? I thought it would be fun, seeing as Christmas is right around the corner. All I need is some idea's for Christmas presents for each boy and Bella. I've got some, but I think you guys probably have better ones.

So, now review, because that's my Cristmas present -well, other than the Big Time rush Christmas Album.