Mark: -yawns and turns in bed- 'morning…
Jake: Good morning. -huge smile-
Mark: …-rubs his eyes-
Jake: did you sleep well? -huge smile-
Mark: yeah…you?
Jake: finally, I did. -huge smile-
Mark: finally?
Jake: yeah, actally I haven't gotten such good sleep since I met you. -huge smile-
Mark: why not?
Jake: 'cause every time I tried to fall asleep I kept picturing you and… well… -huge smile-
Mark: so you haven't slept for almost 3 weeks??
Jake: you might say so -huge smile-
Mark: well -kisses him I'm glad you finally got some sleep.
Jake: -huge smile-
Mark: well, since you're so energetic now- how about making me some breakfast?
Jake: okay! -huge smile- what's your order?
Mark: ammm…surprise me!
Jake: okay! -runs out with a huge smile-
-Ten minutes later-
Mark: -still lazing around in bed-
Jake: -comes in with a huge smile and brings him a tray with bacon and three eggs-
Mark: -sniffs- wow this smells great!
Jake: bon appetite! -huge smile-
Mark: well aren't you joining me?
Jake: I had some while cooking it. -huge smile-
Mark: oh, okay…won't you ever eat WITH me?
Jake: I guess I could -takes a nibble with a huge smile-
Mark: -smiles and eats- this is really delicous- thank you!
Jake: you're always welcome! -huge smile-
Mark: thanks -smiles and kisses him- amm- you taste good.
Jake: so do you! Only you always taste good so… -huge smile-
Mark: -laughs-
Jake: -huge smile-
Mark: -smiles back-
Jake: so what are we going to do today? -huge smile-
Mark: whatever you want!
Jake: umm… we can watch some films in the attic! -huge smile-
Mark: that sounds great!
Jake: -goes upstairs with a huge smile-
Mark: -gets dressed, grabs his glasses and follows him upstairs-
Jake: I got you a present. -huge smile-
Mark: a present? You shouldn't have! What is it?
Jake: I actually got it for you two weeks ago… but I really wanted to save it for a… special occasion… -huge smile- so… here it is hands him a thong-
Mark: -stares- …I'm speechless.
Jake: I have some myself… I really like them. -huge smile-
Mark: I…you…WHAT?
Jake: I thought it might fit… -huge smile-
Mark: it's a THONG!
Jake: Yes. -huge smile-
Mark: you want ME to wear THAT??
Jake: you don't have to… I thought it would be nice -huge smile- and sexy.
Mark: I draw the line at thongs, sorry.
Jake: okay, maybe some other time. -puts it in his pocket in a huge smile-
Mark: …anyway- what film do you want to watch?
Jake: I don't care. Whatever suits you -huge smile-
Mark: okay…-picks a film and turns it on-
Jake: -sits down and embraces him with a huge smile-
Mark: -lies down with his head in his lap-
Jake: -huge smile-
Mark: -watches the film-
Jake: -watches Mark with a huge smile-
Mark: -puts his hand on Jake's-
Jake: -huge smile-
Mark: -smiles-
Jake: I'm so in love with you. -huge dreamy smile-
Mark: that's good, 'cause I think I might be in love with you…
Jake: -stares at him- what did you just say?
Mark: I said…you heard me! -blushes and doesn't look at him-
Jake: Oh my God
Roger: OH. MY. GOD.
Jake: you… you're… oh Mark!!!!! -grabs him wildly and kisses him with the hugest of smiles-
Mark: -stunned-
Jake: and now, I promised you something a long time ago and didn't do it yet!
Mark: w…what?
Jake: -puts on some music and starts belly dancing-
Mark: -stares-
Jake: -dances with a huge smile-
Mark: -stares-
Jake: you want me to stop? -huge smile-
Mark: ah- no, it's ok…
Jake: -stops- you hate it, don't you?
Mark: no! I don't hate it-!
Jake: it's okay to hate it.
Mark: I don't hate it- honest! It's just…weird! I never saw a guy belly dance…
Jake: there's always a first...
Mark: yeah, it'll just take some getting used to that's all!
Jake: okay, maybe some other time. So, who's up for some lunch?
Mark: I'm stuffed…!
Roger: I would like some…!
Jake: okay, maybe later –
Roger: no! now!!!!!
Jake: what was that?
Mark: …probably Roger…
Jake: -tears the window open- no bloody way…
Roger: hi Jake!
Jake: hi Roger…
Roger: You! -to Mark-
Mark: me?
Roger: I KNEW you would sleep with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: I knew you'd listen you pervert!
Roger: I had to know! And I was right! Collins was so thrilled!
Mark: you told COLLINS?!
Roger: he dropped by.
Mark: to Jake's window?!
Roger: I asked him to!
Mark: you WHAT?!
Roger: so, how was it? I know it was good, I was there, but…
Mark: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!!!! Jake- say something!
Roger: what are friends for, Mark?
Jake: -shrugs with a huge smile-
Mark: you can forget about the red room or any coloured room!
Roger: it's okay, I prefer the dungeon anyway.
Mark: you're not getting ANY room here!
Roger: Jake will let me, won't you Jake?
Mark: if Jake will let you, Jake can forget about last night ever happening again.
Jake: -at once- sorry, Roger.
Mark: -smirks-
Roger: -scowls- FINE THEN. Leave me in the cold, small apartment with no food and no bathroom and no door and no money to pay the rent. What are friends for anyway?!
Mark: there is a bathroom and there is a door and here -hands him some bills- use this 'til you get a job. Goodbye!
Roger: what about the food?
Mark: ask Maureen to feed you!
Roger: but Maureen hardly ever eats! I want Jake's food! -whines-
Mark: tough!
Roger: I'll be good, I promise!
Mark: let me think about that….no.
Roger: please?!?!?!!??!!?!
Mark: do you need me to spell it for you?! N-O- no!
Roger: I seem to remember you spelled that word yesterday as well. To Jake. Surprisingly, you changed your mind.
Mark: no I didn't- I said I wouldn't do it if it's planned and I didn't.
Roger: whatever! Just let me in! I'm cold and I have no money to buy clothes!
Mark: I just GAVE you money!
Roger: that was for the rent!
Mark: here, you can have Roger RIP! -hands him the scarf- bye Roger!
Roger: are you really going to wear the thong?
Mark: …that's it. Now you're NEVER coming in! -shuts the window and draws the curtains-
Roger: -knocks on the window-
Mark: -turns on the music-
Roger: -scowls-
Jake: but… what if he catches a cold out there?
Mark: he needs to go home.
Jake: come on, he'll be cold there too, you don't have a radiator!
Mark: if he'll live here we'll never have any peace…!
Jake: we can shut him in the dungeon.
Mark: yeah with all the noise making machines known to men-
Jake: I bet we can lock him in the red room… where there's no machines.
Mark: ok fine, lock him.
Jake: -opens the window- you can come in Roger.
Roger: yay! -climbs in- thanks for convincing him Jake!
Jake: you're welcome!
Mark: -glares at Roger-
Roger: I'll just head off to the kitchen. -exits-
Jake: see, he's not so bad.
Mark: give him 5 minutes.
Jake: oh well. -sits back down- another film? How about one of yours?
Mark: well I did just finish one…
Jake: lemme see lemme see!
Mark: ok…-turns it on and sits next to Jake-
Jake: -watches- a Mark Cohen film. You're so talented! -kisses him-
Roger: -snorts from outside-
Mark: …see? I told you.
Roger: Sorry.
Jake: -acts as though nothing has happened and keeps watching-
Mark: -leans on him and watches-
Jake: -after a while- I LOVE it! I love YOU! You're so so so talented!
Mark: really? You liked it?
Jake: I loved it! And I'm a professional! You're the best.
Mark: I'm glad! -smiles-
Jake: -huge smile-
THE (normal) END.
AN- so that's (almost) it! Thanks to everyone who bothered reading and shame on all of you who didn't and on those who did but didn't review.
Look out for our next fic!
Love, Roni and Lyan :)