Jake: -huge disturbing smile-
Mark: …what?
Jake: oh nothing.
-The next evening-
Roger: -bursts into the house- MARK! MARK! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Mark: I'm right here you dunhead, what's up?
Roger: -looks completely scared- where's Jake? Still at work?
Mark: yeah, he has to work late today.
Roger: oh good! Listen – you have to come with me! NOW!
Mark: where? What's wrong?
Roger: it's – it's – Joanne – she – Maureen – YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE!
Mark: calm down! What happened? What did Joanne do?
Roger: -pants- she – she – Maureen is dead, Mark.
Mark: WHAT?! How? When? What???
Roger: Yeah, I just saw it… Joanne… Joanne did it.
Mark: why would Joanne kill Maureen?
Roger: and that's not the worst part.
Mark: there's something worse?!
Roger: the worst part is how she was killed. -looks completely scared- YOU HAVE GOT TO LEAVE HERE BEFORE HE COMES BACK!
Mark: what- what does Jake have to do with it? How was she killed?!
Roger: Jake and Joanne are man-eating monsters, Mark. Joanne ate Maureen! YOU HAVE TO LEAVE HERE BEFORE HE EATS YOU TOO!!!!!!!!
Mark: are you on drugs again?!?!
Roger: I saw it! I swear it's true! She ATE her! Did you ever see Jake eat any normal food? Did you ask him where his ex-boyfriends are? He's a MONSTER! He IS too good to be true! AND HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU! YOU HAVE TO RUN!
Mark: is this your idea of a pratical joke? It's not funny Rog. Yes I saw him eat, and there are millions of reasons to break up with someone.
Roger: HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU!
Mark: would you give it a rest??
Roger: I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE COMES BACK! LISTEN TO ME AND SAVE YOURSELF! –flees-
Mark: man eating monster….-rolls his eyes- no more late night TV for him…
-Jake comes home-
Jake: honey I'm home! -kisses him- where's Roger?
Mark: oh, he has this crazy idea…he thinks you and your sister are man eating monsters, and that you're going to eat me –laughs- can you believe that?
Jake: -frowns- wow. I really hoped it would take him longer to find out. Though I knew he would be the one to find out eventually.
Mark: …Jake this is not funny…
Jake: I was really hoping you'd at least get to finish the chocolate cake first. –quietly-
Mark: Jake, you're scaring me…where's the hidden camera?
Jake: there is no camera, Mark. Did you really not see it coming?
Mark: can anyone see such a thing coming?!
Jake: -approaches him- I really liked you, Mark. Too bad it's gotta end now.
Mark: -backs away- get away from me…
Jake: you said I was too good to be true. Well, you were right huh? -laughs coldly-
Mark: -freaked out- Jake, we can work this out-
Jake: sure we can -comes closer- I really like it that you have fattened up a little since I met you. and you really taste good.
Mark: -horrified- Jake, you're not serious…
Jake: -shuts the door- it will be much easier if you don't fight, Mark. Maureen didn't fight. You won't taste as good if you're tense.
Mark: -runs to the window-
Jake: -follows surprisingly quickly-
Mark: -opens the window and starts to climb out-
Jake: -grabs his shoe- you can't get away from me, Mark. Remember I said I WILL have you? I guess I should have added "for dinner"!
Mark: -screams bloody murder and kicks him-
Jake: ow! -drops the shoe-
Mark: -crawles out the window and starts running-
Jake: -follows- you can run, but you can't hide! -laughs hysterically- I WILL have you, Mark Cohen!
THE (freaky) END! MWAHAHAHAH!
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AN- hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!
So now it's really IT!
Cheers,
Lyan and Roni.