A.N. I really like this story and think it's coming along well, what do you think?
Is my name J.K. Rowling? I didn't think so! Am I smart enough to create a magical school? NO!
Fatal Mistake-Chapter 4-MY EX-PARENT'S LIVING HELL!
My brothers and I were the talk of the school, and we knew it. I mean, what first years diss the most powerful part of the faculty, and their ex-parents, on their first night?
The Gryffs, including my ex-brother, were glaring, the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws just steered clear of us, and my fellow Slytherins were patting us on the back and congratulating us! I liked it the way it was because Raves and Puffs were easy to ignore; I could glare back and shout insults at the Gryffs; and it's good to have someone congratulating you from time to time! I loved my life! That was, until Nicholas and dears Mudblood Mum, and Disgraced Dad started harassing us.
"Why didn't you get into Gryffindor?" Lilly yelled. "You are a disgrace to our family!"
"Get this through your head Lilly! There is no, 'Harry Potter,' or 'Lauren Potter'! We are ADRIAN and KAY MALFOY!" I yelled back at her. Then I turned to Draco, "Jeezeum! I had hoped my birth mother wasn't thick, but I guess all my hoping was in vain, because, well, look at her! She's a MUDBLOOD for crying out loud!"
"Don't talk about our mum that way!" Nicholas said.
"Correction, YOUR mum, to me she's nothing but a MUDBLOOD! My mother is Narcissa MALFOY! And if it weren't for you," I yelled, pointing at James and Lilly, "I would be just as thick as your son here! He probably doesn't even know how to control wandless magic! I wouldn't be surprised if he's just as incapable as his dear mudblood mother here! So I guess I must thank you, for giving me an older brother who has more love for us in his little finger than in your whole body! And for giving me parents who will DIE for me!" They had looks on their faces that said, 'Oh god she knows!' "Yeah I know all about how you apparated of the building when Voldemort attacked, not caring if one of your children got killed! I have a photographic memory! You wanna know what my first memory is? You Lilly, you, holding me with a disgusted look on your face, and then saying, 'Nicholas is so much better than this brat!' Did it ever occur to you that I just might have a photographic memory! NO! You WILL regret the day that you decided to cause me and Adrian so much pain!" I said, and then I turned my back on them and went to the dungeons.
They were left dumbstruck and Ron said, "True Slytherin!"
"Too right!" Draco and Adrian said as they passed them, following me.
I looked back at them, smiled a smile and wave which turned into a sneer and a not so nice hand signal, and went to the common room. They all look murderous. We were all laughing by the time we got to the common room and when everyone asked us what was so funny and we told them, they burst out laughing too! They promised to help us make Lilly's and James's lives in class living hells! I could tell that they meant it too! I was so happy!
The next day, Adrian, Draco, and I woke up super early, went to the great hall, super glued our ex-parent's chairs, cast a charm that made their hair turn purple and their robes orange when they tried to stand up, and went back to the common room.
Later, we went to the great hall, sat down, and waited for James and Lilly to come. They came a minute later, sat down on their chairs and started eating. Draco, Adrian, and I were trying to stop laughing. When they tried to get up we heard a, "What!" when they found out they couldn't stand and a roomful of laughs when their hair and robes turned.
Draco, Adrian, and I made a ribbon that said, "THE FIRST STRIKE OF THE PRANK WAR HAS BEEN DELT! THE BETTER MARAUDERS AKA THE SNAKESLAYERS AWAIT THE STRIKE OF THE FIRST MARAUDERS! WE THERE HAD BETTER BE AT LEAST ONE PRANK BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT OR WE WILL WIN BY FORFEIT! WE ARE IN THE HOUSE OF GRYFFINDOR! WE AWAIT YOUR PRANK!"
We laughed at James's face and noticed that all the Gryffindor's heads turned into lion's heads.
"WE SEE THAT THE SECOND PRANK HAS BEEN DELT! WATCH YOUR BACK! HEH-HEH-HEH!"
At this we, and a lot of other Slytherins, were laughing at the Gryffs, while we were laughing that we killed two birds with one stone. The Gryffs, including my biological brother, and my biological mother and father, turned against each other, my mother dragged in and forced to choose a side... I'M LOVIN IT!
"You will pay, Snakeslayers, whoever you are!" James yelled while all the teachers were switching the Gryff's heads back.
We went into James's and Lilly's quarters, and we conjured a tornado. So within five minutes, their room looked like a disaster. We looked at each other, hi-fived, and went to breakfast.
We conjured a ribbon that said, "HEY JAMES! DID YOU MISS US? DON'T WORRY, WE DID IT AGAIN! DON'T FORGET TO LOOK IN YOUR CHAMBERS BEFORE CLASS!"
"WHAT DID YOU DO SNAKESLAYERS? WHY DOES LILLY ALWAYS SOMEHOW GET INVOLVED TOO?" James asked/yelled.
"YOU DECIDE!" we made the ribbon say. Oh we would have so much FUN! Ha-ha!
First on our schedules, was defense against the dark arts, with James and the Gryffs, EVERY DAY! More time to torture them! Next we had charms, with Lilly and the Ravenclaws, EVERY DAY! Then we had lunch. And after that, double potions with Professor Snape and the Gryffs, Professor would happily help us torture Nicholas! And later flying with the Hufflepuffs, and transfiguration with the Ravenclaws! Such fun! I used my metamorphous powers to change into Draco and Adrian and I changed Draco into looking like me, and then we went to class.
When we got to defense and I could see James glaring at me and Adrian while the rest of the class filed in.
"Look, its Lauren and Harry Potter, our celebrity's siblings," James said.
"Oh really? I don't see any Potters here except the boy-who-lived or as we like to call him, the boy-who-is-terribly-conceited, and his father, the-man-who-threw-his-own-child-to-abusive-aunt-and-uncle! Really! I think you need your eyes checked, OLD MAN!" I said posing as Draco.
"Be quiet Harry!" Ron said.
"I'm not Harry! I'm Draco!" I said.
"No, I'm Draco!" Adrian said.
"I am!"
"I am!"
"Are not!"
"Am too!"
"SILENCE!" James said. "LAUREN TELL US WHO IS WHO!"
"Gee, I would, but, I can't tell! See they're so much alike that it's impossible to tell. So…" Draco changed into his original shape. Then he went into the fight, "NEITHER OF YOU IS DRACO I AM!"
"ARE NOT!" we yelled.
"Good grief! Which one of you is the real Draco?" James asked.
"I AM!" we all yelled at the same time. "NO YOU AREN'T!"
We did this through the whole period and when class was let out I just changed back into Kay and we just left.
We decided to do a different prank for charms, I changed into Nicholas, Draco and Adrian came in with Adrian as me, and Nicholas would be tied up in the bathroom! Genius!
Nicholas went off to the bathroom where Adrian and Draco, invisible of course, ambushed him and tied him up in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, and cast invisibility and silencing charms on him, and left him there. That'll knock down his pride a bit. I changed myself into Nicholas and I walked, no strutted into the classroom!
I was acting like, 'I'm the boy who lived and I can do anything!' And Lilly came up and hugged me and was saying, "Nicholas! How was my baby's day?"
So I changed back to my Malfoy form and said, "Lady! Get off of me! I'm not your son! Hell, I'm not even your daughter anymore! If you hadn't sent me to the Dursleys, I would still be your daughter!"
"What you were my son just a minute ago!" she said.
"No, I would never be such a conceited brat! I am, and always will be, a Malfoy!" I yelled at her.
I used a thought and sent it to Adrian, 'Release Potter! Don't modify his memory! See what they think when the so called boy-who-lived says [I was attacked and hung in a bathroom and was attacked by invisible things!]'
I got 'Ha-ha I know! They'll think he's crazy!'
'Hey! Don't leave me out of the conversation! I am more important than you!' Draco teased.
'Dream on Dre!' I said.
'Don't call me Dre!'
'Whatever, Dre,' I said laughing.
That's when the real Nicholas came through the door with his hair dripping wet and yelling about invisible pranksters and swirlies. I turned invisible and I went up to Lilly's chair and put a whoopee cushion on her chair and put a pin on top of it, so that she would jump up when she sat on it. And I also put the charm 'Snorus' on it to amplify it by a hundredfold.
Then Draco and Adrian came through the door right before it was time to start. Lilly got on them and then she sat down. "PHHTTTT" was heard throughout the classroom so loud that it hurt some people's ears and when Lilly jumped up, everyone knew it was her. Laughter and snickers were heard throughout the classroom mostly from the Slytherin side. None of us liked Lilly or James just like the other houses don't like Snape.
"Fifty points from Slytherin!" she said, obviously embarrassed.
"But you can't prove it was one of us!" Blaze Zambini said.
"Who else would do it?"
"Fred and George Weasley might have, or any of the other pranksters of this school! You can't just take points away right and left from Slytherin!" he said, many of us nodded our heads.
"Yes I can and you can't do anything about it!" she said.
"Yes we can! We can quit this class and my brothers and I will owl father and mother and quit this school! I can ace this class any day! I am going to a Chinese School that my godfather picked out! Don't expect us to show up for any classes! You go tell your headmaster that he is totally and completely idiotic if he thinks that the Slytherins will be treated this way! Oh, you'll need all the help in the world for the war that's coming up. Even Nicholas Potter can't save you!" I said, and then I left the room, with my brothers right behind me.
"Come on guys, let's go owl father!" Adrian said.