Foreword
These are the annals of I, Niftu Cal. You may wonder: who am I that should be so fortunate as to have my life recorded by the pages therein. I shall share with you, gentle reader, the tale of a man so great, so resplendent in his powers, that you will scarcely believe what I say is true. But doubt not, dear friends! For I should never lie nor prevaricate. And in return, I only ask you do not cast aspersions upon me for any envy or insecurity you may feel in reading my exploits. For I, Niftu Cal, am a biotic god.