AN: I got one review so fast, so I decided to update again. Thanks to Rainbowwing of treeclan for reviewing! This chapter will be a lot funnier than the last one.
Here you go! And like always, Enjoy!
Jayfeather was in his den sorting herbs- again- (he has an obsession) and all of a sudden-again- he screeched.
Hollyleaf came rushing in looking frantic.
"What the (BEEP) is wrong?" She yelled.
"We are out of Poopy Seeds!"
"Wtf are Poopy seeds? Don't you mean poppy seeds?" She said.
"NOoo, we have lots of those," He moaned. "I mean rabbit droppings, those are called poopy seeds!"
Hollyleaf shrieked. "Are those what you use instead of real poppy seeds?"
Jayfeather looked sheepish. "Maybe."
Hollyleaf fled the den wailing.
Berrynose walked in with an ugly tire mark on his back.
"WTF happened!" said Jayfeather.
"Blackstar ran over me with his Jeep." He replied. Abruptly, Jayfeather heard Berrynose's cellphone ringing.
"And I was like, BABY, BABY BABY NOOOO, LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOO, LIKE-" Well, you get the point.
"Is that your ringtone?" said Jayfeather.
"Yaaa, one moment let me answer this." *Pulls LG Rumor out of imaginary pocket*
"HEEEEYYYYYY! WHAZZUP GIRLFFRIEND!" Berrynose screamed into his phone.
Jayfeather sighed and left the den, hearing Berrynose swearing into the phone.
JAYFEATHER IN THE FOREST.
Jayfeather was in his hyper mood, once again rolling in random patches of dung and garlic.
He ran across the WindClan border and into their camp.
"What are you doing here (censored)?" Breezepelt snarled.
"HOWDY, BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA!" Jayfeather screeched in his face.
Breezepelt fell to the ground randomly and started bowing to Jayfeather. All the other Windclan cats did the same.
Then they started chanting "Jayfeatha! Jayfeatha!"
Blackstar drove by in his Jeep, with his whole Clan sitting in the back. Berrynose poofed up beside, and /blackstar ran over him again, leaving another black tire mark on Berrynose's head.
AN: 3 more reviews for the next chapter!