thanks for being so patient guys! So now i combined two ideas. The Jayfeather, oh i won't spoil see you at the bottom. ^^
Chapter 12
Jayfeather was sitting down reading Twilght.
He gasped,
"OMG! Edward sparkles! He needs to leave Bella...! For me."
He said with a purr.
"I want to sparkle!" He whinned.
"Gaaaay!" Lionblaze yelled from nowwhere.
"Shut up, it's called Guy Love!" He yelled.
"Tree! Make me sparkle! T-Tree! Nooo! Don't leave!" Jayfeather screamed, stepping into the sunlight.
He gasped, his pelt ws covered in sparkles,
"Oh my StarClan! I'm Sparkl- AHH! IT BURNS! OW OHMYGAWSH! THIS HURTS!" He yelled running out of the sunlight.
He started to cry by a pond,
"No fair. Edward doesn't burn... Or does he? Whatever werewo-" He cut off looking at his refection.
"Hi, handsome. What's u-" He cut off again.
"Stop talking when i'm talking!" He yelled at his refection.
He frowned and clawed at the water,
"Ha take that!" He said in victory.
He walked back to his Twilight book and saw a Griffin snatch it out of the sky.
Jayfeather's jaw dropped he ran over and looked up at the Griffin,
"HEY! Give me the damn book before someone gets hurt! I'll unleash my Jayfeather powers on you, bird!" He yelled.
The 'Bird' dropped the book on LionBlaze's head who fell to the ground.
Jayfeather laughed and started jumping up and down, "I've got mail! I can Sparkle! But it buuuurns!" He said; Cinderheart appeared out of nowwhere and slapped him,
"Shut the [censored] up! You [censored] little [censored] [beep] [beep] [beep] Twilght!" She screamed in his face. Jayfeather started crying again,
"WAHHHH! Mommy!" He yelled before him and Cinderheart started making out.
And Jayfeather lived happily ever after.
Jk! Lol okay the 'Jayfeather Obbsessed with Twilight' thing is from Hollyleaf_Hater2410 the Griffin, Cinderheart, yelling, making out thing is from Ospreypaw. Thank you! Reveiw plz! Oh and i am a Twilght fan so i hope no Twilght Fans mob me .
