Logan's POV :
Me and Kendall sat on the couch, fully dressed and ready to go. Carlos was eating three different corn dogs at once in the kitchen, and James was in the bathroom. He said "I have to look pretty. I can't stand not being beautiful. When i'm not beautiful, I feel so yucky." and yes, those were his exact words. I think there's a can of hairspray where his brain should be.
"James Diamond, come on! We have to go now!" Kendall yelled. He's as angry as I am.
James peeked out of the bathroom door "I'll be done soon. Promise!" then he went back inside and slammed the door. We heard it lock.
"We don't have time for this, James." Carlos whined, sounding like a little boy. "What's more important, you looking beautiful or making your girlfriend, that you supposedly love, happy?"
We all heard James let out a loud sigh and come out of the bathroom, FINALLY! "You guys know I love Maggie, but my face was with me before she was. It comes first." then all of a sudden, he was out of the door, and the rest of us had to stop laughing to follow him. He can be fast when he wants to be, and apparently today was one of those times. Once we made our way down the hall and to the elevator, James was gone. He went down without us.
Kendall groaned and pushed the button over and over until the elevator door finally opened. When we stepped off of the elevator, we saw James talking to Camille and Maggie by the door. His girlfriend and my girlfriend. Their both kind of crazy sometimes. This can't be good.
We slowly made our way over to them. When we did, Camille turned to me with a huge smile on her face, and kissed my cheek as roughly as possible. There was a big red, wet mark where her lips had once been.
"Hi, Camille." I breathed out.
"Logie, are you all right?" she asked. She can be nice when she wants to be, but most of the time she's a crazy, scary, bizzare monster. Just the way I like her.
"I'm fine, Camille. The guys and I are just...uhm...we're...uh..." I looked at the other guys for help. We couldn't tell our girlfriends we forgot to get them presents. If we did, they'd be our ex-girlfriends and we'd no longer be able to pee or make babies.
...like I said, their crazy.
"We are going to see Gustavo and Kelly," Kendall started, sounding very confident and truthful. Curse his amazing lying skills. "When Kelly called this morning, she said something about wanting to give us our Christmas present early because Gustavo has to fly out of town to see his mom."
"Oh, that's so sweet." Maggie said with a smile. I felt bad for lying to her. She was the sweetest girl I knew...with a crazy side, of course, but she was still sweet. "You guys better go, then. We don't want to keep them waiting."
"I'll see you later, Mags," James said before kissing her "Love you."
"Love you, too." and with that, her and Camille were headed to the pool while the guys and I were heading to find a store that was open. If there was one.
"Even if we have to go back to Minnesota, i'm getting Maggie something. She's the best girlfriend i've ever had. I can't just ruin our first Christmas together." James said once we made it to Mrs. Knight's rental car.
I sighed, "This is going to be a long day." and then we were on our way. To where, you might ask? How the heck am I supposed to know. There aren't many stores open on CHRISTMAS EVE in Hollywood!