A/N: I have over reviews fifty reviews! When will I stop spazzing over this? Eh give me a few days or so. XD

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This particular drabble was suggested by Kaena Blaise. Hope this is what you wanted!

~BR~

There is nothing like a child's excited yells to break the peace of a morning's sleep.

"Minion you need to wake up! Cease with the rotation of REM and Non REM cycles! WAKE UP!" Syx screamed in his best friend's face.

He was awarded with the sight of the fish's eyes opening slowly. Brown eyes regarded Syx a tad balefully as the fish slowly woke up. The boy didn't seem to notice. He was almost bouncing with excitement and had his arms pressed tightly behind his back.

"Good morning Sir. It was quite lovely to wake up to a spectacular sight of your tonsils." Minion remarked as he rose from the bottom of his glass sphere.

Syx had the grace to look sheepish. For about a minute. "Well I wanted to show you something! Behold!"

With that dramatic yell Syx whipped out his arms from behind his back. He proudly held an odd sort of black and blue gun. The weapon also had Syx's binky attached at the end to form the barrel. The overall effect was something akin to a phaser.

"That looks amazing Sir! When do you create that? What does it do?"

"That's just the thing Minion! I don't remember creating it!" Syx paused and hurried to explain when he saw Minion confused expression. "You see I awoke on the ground near my work area and it was in my hand!"

"Sir, you know how I hate it when you fall asleep on the floor. It's so cold and it must be so uncomfortable for yo- wait what? You mean you built it last night? Did you get any sleep at all? You need your rest!" Minion finished his little tirade and stared angrily at his charge.

"No, I was asleep soon after lights out. I think I built it in my sleep. Therefore I have no idea what it does. Shall we test it?" Syx gave a conspiratorial grin and nudged his friend's glass ball.

Minion simply grinned in reply and nodded.

~BR~

Warden Blackwell was not having a good day. Not that he had a particularly good one since the brat landed in his prison. The pest had caused Blackwell a number of headache inducing experiences. And thanks to the guards there was no end to the amount of evidence to make his humiliation complete.

The Warden gave a sigh as he moved towards the brat's cell. Might as well wake him and up and get today's daily dose of insanity over. Who knows, maybe he will actually have some time to himself later in the day.

He stopped at the fiend's cell. Both he and the fish had their backs turned to the Warden and were concentrating on some object before them. Blackwell wasn't sure exactly what is was but it was probably not good.

"BRAT! What do you have now?"

The yell echoed throughout the small cell and thoroughly startled its occupant. The boy jumped and spun around to face the source of the yell. In his panic Syx accidentally pressed the trigger of the pistol.

A small concentrated beam of blue light shot out and engulfed Blackwell. He had no chance to do anything and could only watch as his world disappeared and he knew no more.

~BR~

Syx and Minion stared in fascinated horror at the glowing blue ice cube sitting innocently on the floor outside of their shared cell. Silence stretched as they both tried to wrap their minds about what had just occurred.

Predictably Syx was the first to break the silence. "I KILLED HIM! I DIDN'T MEAN TO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!" he wailed.

"Umm, Sir we already are in prison." Minion ventured cautiously.

This effectively stopped Syx's hysterics. He shot a puzzled look at his companion resting on the floor beside him. "Then what will they do with us?"

"I don't know Sir. On the bright side, we know what your device does now. Also, I don't think Warden Blackwell is dead. Perhaps you only temporarily transformed him?"

Syx rubbed his chin with one hand. "That's possible Minion," Suddenly Syx's large green eyes widened. "If I did so then we need to get him into a glass of water before he melts!"

Syx quickly opened up the cell door and picked up the fragile ice cube. With Minion quietly rolling behind him, Syx rushed to the nearest bathroom. It was a single service bathroom and he was unlikely to be disturbed here.

Once there Syx quickly rushed over and plucked a paper cup from the dispenser on the wall. With that in hand, he quickly placed the glowing cube safely inside. As he was reaching for the tap to place some water inside the door to the bathroom opened.

Syx froze with the glass held under the tap and his hand on the handle.

The intruder stopped as he observed the comic position the child was in before him.

"Well hey little blue. Ya thirsty or something?" he joked.

Syx relaxed slightly as he recognized the older man. He was Senior Guard Anderson and he was always nice to him. Anderson also has the habit of keeping candies in his jacket pocket and he often shared with Syx.

The warm feeling at the sight of Anderson quickly died however when the Senior Guard reached over and plucked the cup from his grasp.

"Whatcha got there anyway? Hey ice! I love eating ice! Do you mind if I eat this? I'll trade you a piece of candy for it." Anderson asked as he reached into his pocket. Fishing out a piece of chocolate, Anderson tossed it at the shocked Syx.

Syx absolutely freaked when he fully understood what was about to occur. Anderson was going to eat the Warden! He would really be responsible for the Warden's death if he let that happen. Not to mention cannibalism was frowned upon in most societies and all.

"Minion! Code: I am going to chook you at Guard Anderson's head!"

"Code: I don't like this plan!"

"Code: I'm sorry!" With that settled Syx quickly scooped Minion's sphere off the ground and threw it as hard as he could at Anderson's head.

Poor Senior Guard Anderson had one spare moment to wonder who had let the kid watch the James Bond movies again. Then his world went dark as something hard struck him full force in the forehead.

As Anderson toppled to the ground the ice cube flew out of his hand and landed in the nearby toilet. There was a flash and little blue spheres briefly swirled together before reforming into one very confused Warden. The Warden was even more confused as he observed the scene before him.

One blue hysteric child, a semi dazed fish, an unconscious guard on the floor, and his own hind end firmly stuck inside a toilet.

Before he could rightly demand what the hell was going on he had a sobbing child hugging his side with all his strength. Syx held on tightly as he babbled in relief about how sorry he was, how this would never happen again, and how he was so very glad that Blackwell was OK.

This was the baffling scene that two guards burst in on. They could only stare at the truly bizzare scene in front of them.

However, these were young men of the 21st century and thus a sight this strange only called for one response. They picked out their phones and started taking pictures.

Blackwell groaned has he observed his men snapping pictures like their lives depended on it. Well his day was certainly complete. The guards wouldn't let this particular incident go for years.

~BR~

A/N: Heh this is the first time I actually physically hurt the Warden. Mentally, oh Lord yes. I haven't actually hurt the man before this. But now I turned him into an ice cube, almost eaten, and thrown into a toilet. Ahh Warden. How I make your life hell. XD

This makes me really want a dehydrator pistol. That and a forget me-stick. Oh the fun I could have.

Well Kaena Blaise, I hope you like it. *crosses fingers*

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