This one is just a parody of all the trailers. Works for any trailer really, not just house
(flashing lights)
(deep mysterious voice) On the next episode of House….
Flashes picture of house, eyes wide with a needle in hand
Deep voice again: See House…
Flashing lights
Cuddy, with hands over her mouth says "oh no…"
Deep voice, oh, and, whats that? Oh apparently there are sudden violins heightening (is that a word?) the suspence: "Like you've never seen him before…"
Guitar and flashing lights
Patient in bed, screaming and thrashing
"Whats happening!"
Random, unknown voice screams "Nooooooo!"
Flashing lights
House, pale and bent over his cane says "You've gotta let me do something or she's gonna DIE!"
Flashing lights
Deep voice: House. All new episode coming next year
Next YEAR?