Song-baka here! So sorry I haven't wrote in a while. So here is the nest chapter of "Aisu Cherry high school"

Yuchi1994: Thank you, I'm glad you like it. Thanks for reviewing.

X l a z y p s y c h o: Well I only needed to change a little bit and thank you for reviewing again. There'll be more twists. Probably.

Amai Yume no Akemi: Glad you like it. Meanwhile Sakura is ever so oblivious. *snickers* Thanks for reviewing.

Mwto: Didn't I say in chapter 2?…Well..ooops. It was her dog aka the puppy. A jealous freak of a beagle. And yes, lol Sasuke is going to be carried away many many more times.

Also thank you favoriters and alerters.

Naruto's eyes boggled, "You mean that boyfriend you were talking about was…"

Deidara sighed and said, "That's right, the stupid mutt takes up all of her attention." He wiped a fake tear away. "She takes him everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Bedroom, Bathroom, Shower. You name it."

Sakura eyed him suspiciously, "Deidara… How would you know I take him to the shower with me?" Levi {the beagle-Songbaka} barked in agreement

Deidara spluttered. "I uh… didn't accidentally open the bathroom when you were in it showering with your peach-scented shampoo and conditioner set that was on the left while the mutt was playing with the bubbles that fell off…"

Sasori sighed. "You idiot."

Sakura smiled demonically. "Deidara…10...9...8..."

Deidara started backing away nervously, anime sweat drop on the left side of his face. "Umm… Sakura let's not be to hasty right?! Yeah??!"

Just then an immaculate Itachi strode through the door. The skies darkened. Wind roared and lightning flashed, he dragged a dark bulging sack on the floor half slung over his shoulders. He slammed it onto the table carefully unmindful of the small grunt that was issued.

It was Sasuke. Torn, bruised, scratch marks, lipstick marks and clothes that were sticking together only because a few strands of thread. A black eye and a bloody nose. But still Sasuke.

Sakura stared at it. Then stared some more and raced away at about 100 miles per hour. Levi was just barely hanging onto her petite shoulders.

Neji scrunched up his eyes and said. "Where's she going?"

They found their answer when she raced back a few minutes later clutching a digital camera. Followed by a whole crew of cameramen grabbing video cameras. Strangely enough, Sakura was wearing a whole new outfit, one that resembled a news reporters suit. She shot a few pictures of the lump of flesh on the table and had the crew start filming.

Sakura looking into the video lens spoke, "Here we are at "Leaves" an public high school and where Sasuke Uchiha, I repeat Sasuke Uchiha has fallen to a rabid group of fan-girls." Here the video cameras swung over to show a group of girls blowing kisses and waving to them. "A historical day in Leaves' history." She pointed at the lipstick marks, scratches, bruises and clothing {or lack thereof-Songbaka}. "This was clearly their work but what about the bloody nose?"

Itachi raised his hand, "Guilty as charged."

Sakura smiled blindingly, "I knew there was some reason you were my favorite Akatsuki member."

Itachi frowned. "What about Konan?"

Sakura scrunched up her eyebrows and said, "Not including her. Konan is awesome. I meant guy members."

Itachi flushed a rosy pink which unintendedly ignored.

Sakura flipped back to the camera gently stroked Sasuke's black and blue bruised eye part. "And this work of art here is from moi. See the delicate shade comparison between his original skin color and the lovely shade of purple it is becoming?" She sniffed a bit tears gathering at the edges of her viridian eyes. "It does my heart good to see my masterpiece out and on display like this."

"Yeah! Go Sakura-chan!" Deidara shouted out.

Sakura mustered a weak glare and aimed it in his direction. "While I appreciate your enthusiasm don't think I forgot your little admission a few minutes ago, Deidara!"

Deidara smiled sheepishly and said, "Well you can't win them all."

Hidan walked over and looked at it, "Holy Jashin! That's one big bruise!"

Sakura smirked. "I beat your record Hidan! Pay up!" She pulled out a ruler and showed it measured 7 inches (somehow). Forgetting about the news crew behind her.

Then they heard a low noise. ................

Sort of a cliff hanger.

How was it? I tried to fix up the mistakes. If you see any can you tell me? Review! The first ten people (Eh. I'm hoping) who review can tell me the slight pairing they want in the next chapter. I only got four this time and while I appreciate it, I would like more.