I suppose I shouldn't have wanted so many reviews. It was a stupid chapter and I shouldn't have resorted to bribing. But even so! Two reviews? That's kind of harsh, I thought I was doing pretty good writing this story. *pouts* Anyways thank you reviewers.
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They stared at Naruto. He fidgeted uncomfortably. "I'm hungry alright!" Naruto blurted out.
Sakura slapped her face, "I knew I was forgetting something!"
Neji asked, "Yes, now do you know where we could buy our lunch?"
Sakura snapped back, "I wasn't talking about you! I forgot Levi's lunch back home!"
Naruto fake sniffled, "Do you mean to say that a dog is more important than us?"
"Yes." Sakura said, completely unrepentant.
They face faulted. "But anyhow, I shall be going to the conveniently close pet store to buy some food for my darling angel dog. You guys take care of him while I'm gone." She said leaving no room for arguing, "Bye-bye!"
They stared at the dog, whose eye's were glinting with a unearthly and very unangelic light. They swallowed hard.
30 minutes later, Sakura had the dog food from the nice store owner who let her have it for free.
Flashback
"No! Wait! You still have to pay for that! Come back! Stop! Please…"
Flashback
Such a nice man indeed. Sakura opened the door leading into the cafeteria and met chaos. Tables were overturned and chairs thrown randomly. The entire student body huddled in a corner while Levi barked and growled at them. Sakura walked over to the beagle with a stern expression, knelt down and patted his head, smiling, and said, "Good job."
The students screamed at her. "WHAT THE HELL!"
"Why are you screaming?" Sakura questioned.
"You left us here. With. That. Dog. From. Hell." grumbled Naruto unhappily.
Kisame shivered. "It was torture…that dog did unspeakable things. Look! That beagle even traumatized Kakuzu." He pointed over to the shivering, hunched over form in another corner that was Kakuzu, who was rocking back and forth, mumbling something about money and devil dog and ate it.
Sakura stared open-mouthed and patted Levi's head again. "Good job."
"WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT IT?"
"Now look, Shikamaru's not complaining." Sakura told them.
"HE'S ASLEEP!"
Sakura grabbed the back of Shikamaru's shirt and said. "Oi. Pineapple head. Wake up, you lazy bastard."
Shikamaru rubbed his eyes and spoke. "Huh? What's going on?"
"HOW COULD YOU SLEEP THROUGH THAT?"
"Was I really sleeping?"
"HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU WERE SLEEPING?"
"…"
A blue haired woman and a orange haired man with many piercing strode the open doors. "We've come back from McDonalds…Seems you guys have been busy."
"Oh no. We've just been playing with ponies and skipping through fields of daisies while rainbows and lollipops showered on us." Sasori said sarcastically.
"Really?"
Hidan grew ticked off. "Fuck no. Those previous words were all complete bullshit, you fucking assholes."
"Mmmm. You want fries with that?"
So another chapter done! Happy day. Review please! The Review Button wants to be pressed!