Sorry for not writing so long. Here's the next chapter.

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"I hate you."

"Mmmm. Sentiments shared, Sweetheart."

"I really hate you."

"Sure you do."

"I want on the ground now!" Sakura strained against her confines desperately.

Kisame shrugged. "Not my problem."

Sakura pouted. Kisame started whistling.

Sakura questioned, "Where are you taking me?" Kisame grinned, "Here!" And a door opened up in front of them. Sakura stared open mouthed for about two seconds and then Kisame threw her in.

Lights shined. Sakura stared into what could have been a professional courtroom. Pein sat in the judge's seat and the entire school population was sitting on the bleachers. She sweat dropped.

Pein banged a pink, stuffed hammer. Obviously it didn't make any sound. He threw it over his shoulder and pulled out a shotgun, "BOOM!" He shot it into the air and everybody jumped. "Silence in the court! Now, Haruno Sakura, do you know why you are here today?"

"No."

"You are here under the charges that you set your dog-"

"Objection!"

"It's not a dog!"

"No, it has to be some sort of a demon!"

"No, Satan in disguise!"

"You all lie! It is evil incar-!"

"BOOM!"

"Silence in the court, minions!"

"…"

"Now where were we? Right. Your dog has committed…"

One hour later.

"Not to mention-Hey! Are your listening?"

Sakura coughed delicately, "Err… I sort of didn't hear past 'dog'."

"Very well. To summarize it all up, it is a menace."

"Levi is not a menace!" Sakura objected.

"Silence! I say!" Pein shouted loudly. "Give him to somebody else or face the consequences."

Sakura gasped in horror. "N-Not those consequences?"

Pein nodded grimly. She shrieked. "Now, who wants to keep the thing?" Silence in the court. "BOOM!"

"WHAT THE *BEEP* WAS THAT FOR?" screamed the audience.

Pein shrugged. "I don't know. I just like shooting things."

Deidara whispered in unease, "This is the guy who is our leader?"

Kakuzu solemnly said back, "I don't get it either."

Sasori spoke up, "I'll take the dog."

Happily, Sakura jumped on Sasori. "Sasori, I love you! You're the best! I knew you wouldn't let me down! Those other people would just try to kill Levi! You're not twisted like them!" In the background, Zetsu was grinning eerily, showing sharp teeth, Deidara was blowing stuff up and Kakuzu was muttering something about "payback" and "slave labor." Sasori pushed down the heat rising in his cheeks from her words and gave a small uneasy smile; I probably shouldn't tell her I was planning on making that dog into a puppet.

And so, they had a happily ever after. The End.

*Gets shot.* Ahahahahahahahahaha. So, I didn't really want this story. And this was the best way to get rid of it. First person who says in a review that they want it can have it. That's all. Thank you for reading it!