A/N: So, here is chapter 2. Give book suggestions for the next installment in the 'Hayley' series (don't really have a name for it), theses things are usually short, but bear, bare? With me? I like bear. I want a bear... like a Grizzly bear, that will rip peoples faces off, but not mine... yeah.

Hayley: It is complete! (Looks at the wall with a gnome on it, but it's really the portal to the gnomeport)

(Booms from outside)

Harry: Son of a bi***, it's Voldemort!

Awesome: And he teamed up with the gay vampires!

Hayley:Crap! (Climbs out of gnomehole and activates gnome powers) Bring it baldy!

Voldemort: What the f*** are you supposed to be?

Hayley: Hehehe. SUCK MY GNOME HATS! (Shoots out gnomes and biting gnomes like machine guns, epicly knocking down wizards from the sky).

Voldemort: What is this magic?

Malfoy (Lucius): She's a GnomeLord!

Voldemort: As long as she's not a pan- (Looks down to see his pants have been swiped) Great.

Hayley: BURN the EVIL PANTS! (Throws Voldemorts pants in the fire)

Voldemort: Wait, I don't even wear pants!

Narrator: I know how you feel.

Hayley: Unleash the Awesome! And shut up Narrator, all you do Is talk!

Narrator: Really?

Hayley: Awesome Person!

Awesome: Will do! (Awesome rays come out of Awesome's eyes, making everyone else blind)

Voldemort: Go to the gnome hole!

Hayley: F*** you will! (Gets to the gnomehole at the same time)

Voldemort: Avada K-

Hayley: Screw you! ( Takes wand and breaks)

Voldemort: Dammit! (Flies to go steal a wand)

Hayley: I need back up! (Opens portal too the gnomeport, when You Sometimes Wonder If His Nose Is Hidden And If It's a Horcrux flew in)

Voldemort: Mwahah-

Hayley: That laugh is over done.

Voldemort: I am going to take over GnomeLand! (Flies in portal)

Hayley: Crepes! Awesome, call Darth Hippie. We're going back to GnomeLand.

Awesome: (Pulls out cellular device) No problem.

A/N: Short chapter! Action Chapter! Sorry! But I had to get to the point! No Nose is trying to take over GnomeLand! Nooo! WHAT EVER WILL WE DO? It's up to Awesome Person, Hayley, and Darth Hippie now!