A/N: Hi. Bye.
Hayley: NOW TO STOP NO NOSE!
Darth Hippie: Oh yes.
(Everyone goes through the portal)
Darth: There he is! Voldemort, I am your father.
Voldemort: Really?
Darth: No. It was in my contract to say that. Didn't you kill your father?
Voldemort: Hmm. Point taken. (Tries to stab Darth)
Hayley: GNOME POWER! (Shoots gnomes at Voldemort) Get him gnomes!
(All the gnomes tackle Voldemort)
Voldemort: NO! Wait, your story is over.
Hayley: Almost. These are quick things They do NOT last long!
Voldemort: 3 chapters?
Hayley: That's what the last one was. (Stabs Voldemort)
Narrator: It's over. Yup. THANK GOODNESS! I'M FREE!
Author: I'm thinking about another one.
Narrator: NOOOOOOOO!
A/N: Done. Over. Yup. Already. SHORT. Deal.