Chapter 3: New tactics for the new members
I awoke the next morning sore and exhausted. I attempted to remember what had caused all of this pain when I remembered the trip to the sewers….and Nero. He was one of the few people I actually liked having around. He was a good friend. He is the only person who was killed that I actually miss. I shall fight with his blade every day. It will be more like he is beside me.
I got dressed quickly so I could attempt to eat! There are only a few things in the world I truly love, one of them being food. I love food. Food is delicious. I love to eat. Lots of food is amazing! Small amounts of food makes me sad, however it get better if there are lots of sauces and other seasonings adding to the flavor. I haven't had a good meal since the end of the world. I haven't had a decent meal since the end of the world. I haven't had an okay meal since the end of the world. I haven't had a bad meal since the end of the world. To be quite honest, the food I consumed was almost a week ago. It was when I went to another world. I stole it from the merchant. All I got was a cheap bag of chips. My stomach must be so fucked up from not eating enough, must have digested itself to shit.
I got down to the kitchen to find all of these chairs everywhere. There must have been around 9 chairs. Then I realized that we had food. We had food. We had food! We had FUCKING FOOD! And not like a little, I mean a lot of fucking food! And it looked so good! I decided to make my old favorite, BLTs with a side of sea salt ice cream. Best meal ever. EVER!
I heard voices coming closer too; one of them belonged to Ansem. I knew he wouldn't just let people in whom he didn't trust. I moved over to consume some more of my sandwich. Ansem strode into the room with Melefi…whatever her name was. The crazy witch crick I met last night when I returned. Accompanying them was a man in this red and black robe, turban and a snake shaped scepter. He looked like he knew what he was doing. He looked in my direction and did a 'humph' noise. 'Strike one! Ass wipe.' I thought to myself. The witch introduced him as Jafar. He was a new ally for our force.
As soon as they were seated, they asked me to join them around the map. I obliged. We were going to discuss our strategy to finding my sister and this thing called "Kingdom Hearts", whatever that was. "Okay," began Xeanort, "we are growing faster than I had anticipated. We need to cover all of the worlds in these maps. We should let Daneele explore all of these worlds before we go in and have our way with the key whole. So, he will spend three days inside each world. Once we get the okay, we will send Heartless to annihilate the world. Any questions?" Ansem finished.
"Where and when do we start?" I said anxious to find my sister. He laughed lightly, "Tomorrow in the world of Neverland." "Bitchen."