14th January 2011
The only list of questions an evil being will ever need
If you are… for example… a shtriga, demon or vampire or something, you need to ask yourself a set of questions;
1 - Am I facing a hunter? (Yes, go to 2) (No, kill them)
2 - Am I facing more than one hunter? (Yes, go to 3) (No, try and kill them)
3 - Are the hunters all male*? (Yes, go to 4) (No, go to 5)
4 - Are there two brothers? (Yes, go to 6) (No, try and kill them)
5 - Is it a mixed group? (Yes, go to 4) (No, see if you survive)
6 - Are the brothers Winchester? (No, attempt to survive) (Yes, place head between knees and kiss rear end goodbye)
*- this may or may not depend on whether any female members are present/being held hostage/in the middle of training.
Because if you hurt or threaten the brothers Winchester then they will kill you. Horribly.
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On a slightly different note, my computer decided to delete the pictures of drunk Dean, and guess who's started angel training? *thumbs up* BOOYAH! XD
Oh and I met Zachariah this morning and have decided he is officially the biggest *insert elder swear here* I've ever had the misfortune to meet – AND he's a relative! Dx
But if that's what everyone's like up there then I'm headed on the HIGHWAY TO HELL! *Jack Black voice* or I'll change things if I ever get to go into heaven (given my track record according to my evil priest step-father that's never going to happen).
And low and behold the "below station" rant loomed its ugly head, making me even more determined to do something stupid like be boyfriended by a demon. On the plus side, Zach assigned the wonderfully huggable (I've tried this, and the coat makes him squishy) Castiel to be my mentor now that I've started angeling up :)
And I met cupid and discovered how to teleport within the same 10 seconds – I DO NOT LIKE THE HANDSHAKE! Dx
Seriously glad I avoided being hugged to death by a fat man in a loincloth, because being squished by fat men in loincloths isn't really my idea of fun :P
Anyway – I'm off to learn how to do the no-blinking thing (which generally translated means I'm off to lose more staring contests with Cas XD) laters!
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Comments
D_Winchester43
She actually is losing it's great XD
Archangel_Trickster
I CALL THE ARCHANGEL TRAINING!
Oh and he definitely does deserve the elder swear in his direction *grumble-grumble*
Mr "I'm in charge when daddy's out" even though I'm our father's highest ranking archangel!
Skittles87
Aww, poor Tricks *hugs*
You'd be an epic mentor – but I swear to God if I get another "below your station" rant from ANY angel, whether they outrank me or not, I'm sockin' 'em in the face! -.-
Archangel_Trickster
I'll send Uriel shall I? XD
Skittles87
Please do, but wait 'till Anna's gone cause – oh cr-
D_Winchester43
Guess who just station-ranted? XD
Archangel_Trickster
Please tell me she gave Zach a black eye? *hopes*
S_Winchester003
No, but she hit Raphael over the head with the bible XD
Skittles87
He killed my epically squishable mentor at one point AND station ranted! What was I supposed to do? 0:)
Archangel_Trickster
:O OMG ANGEL SMILEY! GENIUS! 0:)
S_Winchester003
Be nicer to him maybe? And the smiley's awesome
Skittles87
I'm allowed to be mean to family :P
Archangel_Trickster
Not me though! :)
Skittles87
You're too awesome to be mean to :)
Archangel_Trickster
Glad to hear it! :D
Skittles87
Brb… getting ranted to about etiquette by Cas; apparently it's rude to hit an archangel on the head with a bible 0:)
S_Winchester003
Well, Dean could've told you that – oh wait… :P
D_Winchester43
Hey! I could've told her if I hadn't wanted to hit him myself! -.-
Skittles87
Well that was fun xD
AngelofThursday
Sam, Dean, Adelaide; we've got to move in the morning
Skittles87
It's Skittle or Addy if you must, Castiel. Don't call me Adelaide. EVER.
D_Winchester43
Alright, fine. See you later, Tricks!
S_Winchester003
Yeah 'night!
Skittles87
Urgh, fine -.- G'night!
Archangel_Trickster
Ok, see you all whenever :(
Archangel_Trickster
And now I'm aloooooone :(