Hehe, based on something my friend said would be funny to do while eating a popsicle. :P

I don't want to sound perverted, but try envisioning it; it'll make it that much funnier (trust me).

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Death Note, nor peach-flavoured popsicles :P

Genre: Humor/Romance(if you squint)

Characters: L, Light

L unwrapped his peach-flavoured popsicle while busily looking at new data on his computer. He began to slowly lick and suck at the tip of it, letting it melt slowly.

Light was, as always, typing at his computer next to L, when he noticed the moist sounds coming from his left. He glanced away from his screen to see L working on a peach popsicle. He shifted slightly in his seat. Why must L eat things in such a way?

However, despite his contempt, Light couldn't keep his eyes from darting back to L every few seconds, watching the scene.

L began to notice the drips that were sliding down the sides, so he slid his tongue up the wet tracks and engulfed the whole popsicle in his mouth. No drips will get away if I do this, he thought smugly.

Light forgot to breathe for a moment. Oh, my God. L was practically giving the thing oral sex. His eyes stayed glued to L, but his head faced the screen, and his fingers kept on typing. He didn't want L to know that he was watching as the man sensually sucked the popsicle.

Light heard L give a little moan and he felt a pooling of heat in his crotch. He thanked heaven that his legs were already crossed.

L noticed the slight increase of Light's breath, and, from the corner of his eye, saw the man watching him. He almost paused his ministrations to ask why, then realized that that was the reason for it.

Light-kun should be working now, not letting his imagination run wild. L kept himself from chuckling, and a plan came to him in milliseconds. Why don't I teach him a little lesson.

L started sucking harder and faster on the popsicle, making sure to let out a few moans of satisfaction. He was pleased with the reaction.

Light's fingers stopped moving, his breath hitched, and the tightness of his pants increased. He was mesmerized for a moment, imagining how that would feel if L was doing it to him. Then he realized the danger of L noticing his gaze, and reached for his cup of coffee; using that as his excuse to stop typing.

Perfect, L thought.

He waited until Light was just taking a sip of his drink. Fully aware that Light's eyes were still on him, L bit down hard on the popsicle. The bite was fast enough and strong enough that he sliced through top half and L made a show of chewing and swallowing it.

Light, mid-swallow, saw the bite and was so horrifyingly shocked by it that he started choking on the coffee. He pushed away from the desk a bit, and coughed until his airways were clear again.

"Are you okay, Light-kun?" L asked innocently. Serves you right.

He did it on purpose! Light glared at the floor. "Just peachy."

Hahaha, funny right? :D

R&R please. :)