Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling. This story is merely my way of saluting her. I do not own any of these characters; I just manipulate their thoughts.

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I warned you about excessive smuttiness. This part of the story is going to make your tongues fall out of your mouths and other things to drip out of other places… nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

The school was abuzz with the recent news about Sirius and Remus. It was like a slap in the face for the girls Sirius had dated over the seven years. It was a kick in the nuts for the boys who had wet dreams about Sirius over the seven years. Remus got the brunt of the pain. He was on the receiving end of dirty looks and envious scowls. Remus, being Remus, smiled apologetically at them. He bore the nasty quips and furious taunts bravely. Sirius, being Sirius, was attached to Remus' face whenever possible. Remus found himself pushed against walls and corners no less than five times a day, close to fifteen times on good days. Sirius' libido spikes had been the talk of the school for years. This year was no exception. Usually, he would just bed one of the eager girls. That would satiate him for couple of months. Easy enough. Remus, on the other hand…

With Remus, Sirius needed two lays a month…

"Heard he doesn't put out."

Remus yelped into Sirius' mouth when he felt a hand snaking down his pants. "What are you –"

Sirius hushed him with a harsh bite to the tongue. Remus shuddered as Sirius dragged a thumb over his half-hardened tip. All it took were a few more swipes before Remus was weeping pre-cum. He moaned in aggravation when Sirius' hand moved away, then gasped anew when he felt his shirt being ripped open and his pants being pulled down. Sirius' gaze was enough to make Remus want to orgasm, so he closed his eyes from the onslaught that was bound to descend. Sirius dragged his mouth over Remus, kissing and licking his scarred body with reckless abandon. Remus never felt so alive. With Sirius on top of him, his body was feeling sensations he never knew he could feel – indescribable sensations.

Sirius ran his warm hands down Remus, touching each chiseled muscle. Sirius found that Remus responded very enthusiastically when nipped against the side of his stomach. Remus moaned as the pleasure rippled from his chest to his limbs and groin. Sirius settled between Remus' legs, noisily kissing and tracing Remus' stomach, moving down slowly and steadily. Remus was quivering as he felt Sirius' hard breathing against his erection. He slammed his head back against the mattress and wrenched the covers free as Sirius engulfed him in one smooth plunge. The wet mouth felt cold against Remus' hot shaft. Sirius marveled absently at the length, feeling it grow in his mouth. He swirled his tongue around the entire girth once, sucking deeply. Remus felt Sirius' mouth contracting against his arousal, and being the virgin he was, started coming instantaneously.

"Pull out," he gasped, his eyes rolling to the back of his head as he arched up against his first real orgasm.

Sirius' mouth stayed put, pumping into Remus with fervor. Remus' tip was pushing harshly against Sirius' throat, but he quelled the urge to gag, shifting so that he could take in more of what Remus had to give. Remus shuddered, releasing himself into Sirius. He was too far gone to know what was happening. His breath hitched painfully and his muscles contracted against the force. Sirius was gently stroking Remus' shaking thighs, willing them to calm down. His mouth still claimed Remus, lapping him up with a satisfying wet sound. When Remus finally relaxed into the mattress, Sirius pulled his mouth off and wiped his chin. He crawled on top of Remus and kissed him long and slow. Remus wrapped his tired arms around Sirius, tasting himself in Sirius' mouth.

"Hold off a bit longer next time, Moony," Sirius said, feeling Remus' tongue drinking him.

"First time," Remus breathed, rolling Sirius over. "You taste so good…"

"So do you."

A month later, Sirius needed a lay a week…

"Maybe they don't know how to do it."

Sirius was snoring softly in bed. He didn't hear the curtains around his bed shifting slightly or feel his bed sinking on one side. He didn't hear the muffled spell being cast or feel the weight pressing against his side. He moaned sleepily as he felt lips pushing against his gently. He sighed, turning towards the lips. Soft hands ran down his neck and slipped under his shirt. After a few runs up and down his torso, he felt the hands moving away. He smiled faintly, nestling against the warm body next to him and falling asleep. An even pressure presented itself against Sirius' groin, causing him to squirm. His head was between Remus' chin and chest. He wrapped his arm around Remus' waist, pulling him closer. The pressure increased and moved rhythmically. Sirius was starting to breathe unevenly now. He felt fingers wrapping around his waistband and pulling his pajamas down.

"Remus…"

"Hmm?"

Sirius smiled in the dark, shaking his head in wonder. His boxers followed his pajamas and he felt Remus' fingers grasping him slowly. He hummed in anticipation, his knee slipping between Remus' legs and holding him tight. Remus started to move his fingers slowly. Sirius felt small jolts running through his stomach whenever Remus touched his most sensitive parts. He buried his face against Remus' chest, feeling the even beat. Remus made a disconcerting sound and he pulled his hand away from Sirius' erection. Before Sirius could protest, the fingers returned, this time slicked in lubricant. He moaned loudly, biting into Remus' shirt. Now Remus was moving quickly, using both his hands to work Sirius to a near frenzy. Sirius wrung Remus' shirt as he felt his cock growing under the stimulation. He didn't know where Remus' fingers were going to move next, and that suspense made him throb. He was groaning and gasping into Remus as he pumped into the hands. He was being pushed further and further towards the edge. Remus knew when to slow down and when to speed up. He was a boy, after all. Sirius convulsed at odd intervals, waiting for release but unable to achieve it. He was whimpering against Remus' shirt, feeling the well-greased fingers tug him more and more fervently.

"Now."

Sirius gasped at the commanding voice. He threw back his head, his shout caught in his throat as he came explosively. All his body heat flew towards his groin, expelling his seed into Remus' hands and clothes. He pushed into Remus' hand one last time, feeling the ridges and soft palm against his rapidly softening cock. He breathed out slowly, sinking into the bed. Sirius' arms weakened around Remus as he fell limp from the aftermath of the climax. Remus' hands left him and he felt a quick cleaning charm being used on his spent groin. He shuddered one last time, and then moved his head back to Remus' chest. He kissed Remus over the heart.

"Best wet dream ever," he said groggily.

"I figured."

And a week later…

"Besides, you can't have sex in school."

"I can't keep up," Remus panted, tugging Sirius' tie free as their tongues clashed.

"Me neither," Sirius mumbled, pushing his hand into Remus' pants. "I want you so bad," he hissed, handling Remus roughly. He dropped his head onto Remus' shoulder.

"Then have me."

Sirius stopped mid-stroke, staring at his hand hidden inside Remus' slacks. He gulped loudly, his forehead pressed against Remus. "What?" he breathed.

"Have me."

"I – you – but –"

Remus growled, wrenching Sirius' stilled hand out of his boxers. He pushed one hand against the back of Sirius' neck and another around his waist, kissing him passionately. Sirius stood in stunned silence, opening his mouth to accommodate Remus' familiar tongue. Remus tried to elicit a response from Sirius, but all his got was a still mouth and blinking eyes. With another snarl, Remus wrapped his fingers on either side of Sirius' waist. He picked Sirius up and threw him onto the bed. Sirius bounced twice and he dug into the mattress to keep from falling off the other end. Remus lunged onto him, one hand entwining painfully into Sirius' hair and the other struggling to unbutton the shirt. He pushed hard lips against Sirius. Sirius snapped to his senses, slapping Remus' hand away from his shirt and undoing it himself. He pulled it open, sitting upright and leaning into Remus as he shrugged the shirt off. Remus was now straddling Sirius, his hands roaming across Sirius' warm back. Sirius started unbuttoning Remus, gasping each time Remus bit his lip. Remus let go of Sirius, lips still attached, as he tried to untangle the sleeves of his shirt. Sirius helped, almost ripping it in the process. Once the unnecessary shirts were out of the way, Sirius fell back onto the mattress, bringing Remus with him. Pants were a little trickier since both boys wanted to take each other's off simultaneously. Their hands clashed as they tried to undo the belts and unzip the pants over their bulging groins. Sirius sighed in frustration, wrenching his mouth from Remus'.

"I'll do it," Sirius panted. Remus complied, his hands leaving Sirius' pants and moving back to his hair. Sirius pushed his hips up to pull the pants and boxers down. The boys groaned as this caused their erections to crush against each other. Sirius kicked his pants off of his feet. He carefully unzipped Remus and pushed his pants and boxers down as well. He left his hands on Remus' arse cheeks, kneading it as their arousals pushed into each other's stomachs.

"Take me," Remus said again, his voice deeper than ever. Sirius shivered and pulled his tongue out of Remus' mouth and opened his eyes. He groaned as he saw the passion in Remus' dilated eyes. They were narrowed and the lips were parted, slicked with Sirius' kisses. "I want you too…" Remus rumbled. Sirius had his wolf.

Remus was flipped onto his back by a flurry of movement. Sirius sucked on Remus' nipple wantonly, saliva dripping down the side of Remus' chest and onto the mattress. Sirius wrapped one hand around Remus' aching arousal. He bit down on the nipple, causing Remus to shrink back. Sirius didn't let him pull away, flicking his tongue against the nub as he held on with his teeth. Remus moaned when Sirius ran a finger over his foreskin. Sirius wandlessly lubricated his free hand, grazing Remus' opening with the pads of his fingers.

"Oh god," Remus gasped as he felt the slick fingers.

"I know," Sirius breathed, letting go of Remus' nipple and moving down to his stomach. Remus quivered and arched into Sirius' mouth. Sirius slowly pushed into Remus with his middle finger, feeling the muscles clenching around him. Remus didn't even feel it go in. Sirius was tugging at Remus' arousal inconsistently, forgetting about it and then remembering it every so often. Sirius reamed Remus with slow circular motions. Remus smiled in pleasure as Sirius ghosted a kiss on his navel.

"More."

Sirius complied, pushing in this ring finger as well. Remus plunged it down with a swift thrust, impaling himself with the fingers. Again, not wincing because there was no pain. Sirius scissored his fingers inside Remus, stretching him slowly. Remus felt the fingers in him, pushing against his walls. It felt so strange and full. He didn't know what he was supposed to feel, so he merely reveled in the present – Sirius was kissing his stomach, pumping his arousal and fingering him slowly. It was surreal.

"More."

Sirius laughed quietly, wondering in he could put another finger into Remus without hurting him. He renewed his stroking on Remus' cock, trying to relax Remus' muscles. It worked, which Sirius felt as his fingers stopped being squeezed. He gently coaxed his index finger into Remus. It stopped at the first ring of muscles.

"Relax," he mumbled as his breath warmed Remus' cock.

"Mmm…" Remus didn't know how to. After a few seconds of waiting, Sirius figured that Remus couldn't get any more relaxed, so he forced his finger through. Remus flinched from the slight pain. He tried to even his breathing and concentrate on Sirius' hand that was stroking his erection. By this time, Sirius was at the second ring – this one clamped shut.

"I don't think I can," Sirius said, looking up at Remus.

"You can."

Sirius wiggled the two fingers already embedded inside Remus, trying to shake the muscle lose. When it gave way slightly, Sirius wasted no time digging his third finger into it, forcing it open. Remus let out a muffled groan as the pain intensified. Sirius knew he hadn't ripped Remus, so he kept going. It was getting more and more difficult to push in the tightening walls, especially since Remus was no longer relaxed. Sirius pursed his lips in consternation and looked at Remus' closed lids and heaving chest.

Remus almost sat up when he felt Sirius' mouth wrapping around his erection. He moaned in ecstasy, forgetting the pain and the fullness in him. He throbbed into Sirius' dripping mouth. Sirius felt Remus loosening around him and he pushed his index finger in all the way. Remus arched his back against the sensations, shouting in pain and pleasure. Sirius was now thrusting into Remus quickly, knowing that if he waited any longer, neither of them will be able to hold out. He wrenched his mouth out of Remus' shaft, concentrating on prepping the hole. Remus felt the pain building up in him and he moaned. Sirius felt his own erection twitch at the erotic sound.

"Now?" he asked.

Remus nodded quickly. "Now."

Sirius pulled his fingers out of Remus and flipped him over on his stomach. Sirius wandless lubricated his almost dry fingers again, slicking his erection and dipping one finger into Remus' stretched opening that was already starting to adjust to its normal size. With his hands splayed on either side of Remus' arse cheeks, he spread it open.

"It will hurt."

"Just fuck me."

Sirius grinned, pushing his shaft into Remus. It easily slipped past the sphincter before stopping. Sirius pulled out a little before pushing in again. Remus lurched forward, fisting the sheet as he felt the pain burning him slightly. Sirius pushed again, moving further into Remus. He waiting for Remus to adjust and he almost came at the feel of the muscles contracting against his tip. He calmed himself down with deep breaths.

"Alright?"

"Mhm," Remus grunted.

Sirius moved further into Remus. He felt the muscles trying to refuse the foreign object from entering, but he kept pushing, unable to stop. Remus cried out in pain, his voice muffled against the mattress.

"Tell me when to stop," Sirius said urgently, hearing Remus' whimpers.

Remus shut his eyes, willing himself to stop tearing up. "It's fine," he gasped before biting his lip to keep from crying out again.

Sirius held still above Remus, knowing he wasn't fine. Sirius needed to find Remus' prostate. Fast. He ground against Remus, not thrusting any further. It helped, since Remus was starting to grow accustomed to the size rapidly. Sirius ran soothing fingers down Remus' tensed back, trying to calm him down with nonsensical statements. When he felt Remus settle down, he ventured further into Remus' hole. The sensations Sirius felt was extraordinary. Remus was so tight and hot. Nothing like the girls Sirius was used to. Remus could take the roughness. Remus was strong enough to hold his own. Sirius couldn't hold off any longer and he thrust into Remus with a force that left them both breathless. Sirius knew he had probably ripped Remus at some point. Remus was clawing the mattress, gasping for air. Sirius pulled back and pushed into Remus, burying deep into the recess. Remus twitched violently. Sirius had just bumped into his sweet spot.

"It's so deep," Sirius breathed in wonder as he tried to go as far into Remus as possible to nudge his prostate. Remus thought he was about to go unconscious from the agony and the sexual urges. His body was moving on its own accord. He pushed into Sirius, trying to gain the sensation again. The two boys met in the middle, Sirius' tip pushing Remus' prostate lightly. They shouted together, increasing their movements. Sirius had never been engulfed like this before and Remus had never been filled before. Remus' pain was slowly mixing with the pleasure until he didn't know what he was feeling anymore. All he knew was that he wanted more.

"Harder."

Sirius had the exact thought in his mind. He started pounding into Remus rapidly. Remus struggled to meet Sirius' frantic thrusts. Their rhythm fell out of beat, but Sirius didn't mind. He didn't mind doing the work. It wasn't work at all. This was the best sex he had ever had. Within two minutes, Remus was too agonized with the need to release and from being stretched that he couldn't move. Sirius plowed into Remus frantically, feeling his release moving through him.

"I'm going to come," he gasped.

Remus tightened as he heard this. Sirius gasped as his cock was strangled painfully and he cried out, pushing into Remus with finality. Remus jerked forward as his prostate was pushed again and he came. He felt Sirius come inside him and that made him climax with more fervor. The two boys convulsed against each other, red sparks flickering under their closed lids and screams caught against their gritted teeth. Remus was clenching his muscles around Sirius and Sirius was riding out his orgasm with slow strokes.

"Don't pull out," Remus moaned. He didn't feel any pain any longer. All he felt was Sirius moving in him. It felt perfect. Sirius leaned forward so his chest was against Remus' back and his chin rested against Remus' shoulder blade. They lay on the bed, twitching with heat. Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus' chest and kissed his back softly.

"I love you."

Remus wiped his tears on the covers. "I love you too."

Sirius shifted, his softened cock moving through Remus. "You are amazing."

Remus laughed weakly. "Me? I didn't do anything."

"You did everything."

Remus turned his head to the side, looking over his shoulder at Sirius' hair. Sirius felt the movement and lifted his head to look into Remus' grey eyes. They kissed softly, enjoying the feel of their sweaty bodies against each other. After they broke apart, Remus sighed, bringing his hands under his chin and closing his eyes sleepily. Sirius pulled out, causing Remus to moan. Sirius rolled over and lay down beside him, his eyes looking up at the ceiling. Remus moved, curling his legs on top of Sirius' and wrapping an arm around Sirius' waist. His head fell heavily on Sirius' chest. Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus possessively, rubbing his back with tender fingers.

"Now what?" Sirius asked.

"I don't think I can sit on my arse for the next week," Remus mumbled.

"That bad, huh?"

Remus sighed. "You have no idea."

"Sorry."

"It's alright."

Sirius ran his thumb down Remus' jaw absently. "You're my wolf, you know that?" he asked softly.

"I know that. I'm all yours…"

And that, my friends, is the story of how Sirius seduced Remus. Who knew seducing a wolf would be so easy… I'm off to find myself one of those.

Pftt, you want an epilogue. Like hell I'm giving you one. Use your imagination, for heaven's sake!