It was all quite accidental. If Potter hadn't been a fruit, none of this would have happened. If Michael Corner had been minding his own business instead of insisting on getting with Cho, then Ginny, and then Harry, none of this would have happened. If Malfoy hadn't walked in on the make-out session in the fifth stall of the third-floor bathroom, none of this would have happened.
I'm back… A generation later… And I saw Potter turning Malfoy gay. Right before my eyes. Want to know how?
Malfoy decided to go to the loo right when Corner decided to snog Potter out of his mind. What are the chances? No, seriously, what are the chances?
Potter being gay? 1 in 2. Well… It was either girls or boys.
Potter going out with Corner? 1 in 8. There are only 8 eligible guys at Hogwarts who would go out with him.
Corner feeling frisky? 1 in 5. Not surprising.
Potter going along with Corner's delusions of a romantic venue to make-out? 1 in 477. He is a hard man to please.
Malfoy having to relieve himself at that exact moment? 1 in 60.
Malfoy picking the third-floor bathroom to do his business? 1 in 3. A guy's gotta go when a guy's gotta go. It was either that bathroom or going up a flight of stairs.
Chances of Malfoy running into Corner kissing Potter's lips off? 1 in 6,868,800
Yes.
Malfoy is just that lucky.
;D A teaser for my two to three chapter ficlet. It'll be called, "How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay". Update latest by February 23, 2011. If you liked this story, you might like the new one.