Oh my gosh, I never update this story! So sorry : ( I finished iGo To Six Flags, so now I can update this more often.

DISCLAIMER: If I owned iCarly, Nathan Kress wouldn't date anyone on the show, he'd date ME!


Chapter 3: George's POV

As Carly walked out of the studio, humming the latest Ginger Fox song, I quietly followed behind her. Once we reached her room, I finally said, "Hey Carly. Wassup?"

She jumped and sighed when she noticed it was me. "George! You scared me!"

"Oh, sorry. Hey, why is there so much stuff on the floor?" Clothes were strewn all around the cool bedroom, covering almost all of it.

"Sorry about the mess. I'm trying to pick out an outfit for my date with Adam… he's coming in an hour and I don't know what to wear!" She complained.

"Well, I happen to be a very fashionable bra. Let me help you pick something out…" I suggested.

Carly gave me a strange look before giving in. "Well… I guess I have no other choice."

After about fifteen minutes of searching, I finally found a fabo outfit for her, if I do say so myself. It was a hot pink sleeveless top that went down to her thighs, black leggings, and a cropped black leather jacket. And of course a pair of black pumps to match.

I pushed the outfit to her. "Here, try this. I think it'll meet your satisfaction." I said smugly. "Oh, and I would suggest a helping bra to go with it."

Carly looked shocked for a moment before replying, "Hey! I don't need THAT much help!"

"Please honey. I'm an expert at these things."

She huffed angrily at me before grabbing the outfit and looking at me expectantly.

"What?" I questioned.

"Uh… leave the room, please. I'm about to change."

"Oh please darling, I lived at a bra building store. I know what's coming."

She gasped and started to shoo me out the door.

Five minutes later she opened her door to reveal herself in the outfit I picked. Wow, she looked stunning!

"O.M.G.! It's perfect!" I cried.

She looked pleased. "Shoosh yeah it is! Come back in and help me pick out some jewelry to go with it!"

While we were examining her jewelry collection, I decided to put Step 3 of my Master Pan in action.

"So… is this Adam guy a hottie?" I asked her.

"He's sooo hot! And he's super nice too. I was so excited when he asked me out! I mean, I like really feel a connection to him, ya know?" She blabbed on.

"Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What does he look like?"

"Well, he has big brown eyes and brown hair…"

"Does he look like Freddie?" I interrupted.

"What? No, not really. Why?" She asked, confused.

"'Cause you dated him once. Plus you said you loved him."

"…How did you know that?" I could tell she was creeped out.

"I was in the iCarly studio when you told him." I explained.

"Oh, well ok. And I didn't even love Freddie. I just thought I did. He's one of my best friends; we're like brother and sister."

You even look like brother and sister. I thought. "Hmm… interesting. So you think that it would be weird for best friends to go out?"

"Ehhh, not really. Just with me and Freddie… I guess it's cause I don't like him in that way. But in general I guess it's fine." She said.

"So how would you feel of Sam and Freddie dated?"

She almost dropped the necklace she was trying on at that thought. "Hah, Sam and Freddie dating? That's a good one! I can't leave the room for 1 minute without them fighting. There's no way that would happen," Carly laughed.

"Well, it could-"

"Bra, I'm telling you, that would never happen. Not in a million years." Carly interrupted.

"Never is a strong word…" I started.

Just then the doorbell rang and Carly squealed. "That must be Adam!"

I sighed and followed her downstairs. I want to see what this Adam kid looks like.

When we arrived downstairs Carly threw herself at the door. "Adam! Hi!"

"Hey, Carly. You look great!" Adam told her.

She giggled and looked back at me. "Thanks…"

Adam noticed me and jumped back. "Woah… is that a floating bra?" Sigh. I get the same reaction every time.

"Yes!" I huffed. "I'm a floating bra! Wow!" I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm.

Adam looked fascinated. "Cool! It talks too! Carly, you have an awesome bra!"

Freddie and Sam turned their heads from their place on the couch. "Umm, excuse me Mr. Adam, but George over there belongs to all of us." Sam sneered.

"Wow! He even has a name! And Freddie, he belongs to you too? That is so cool! Do you have some sort of man-boo-"

Adam was interrupted by a frantic Carly. "OKAY, HOW ABOUT WE GO ON OUR DATE NOW!" She screamed, dragging Adam out the door.

As soon as the door slammed shut, Sam and Freddie burst out laughing. "He thought you had man boobs Freddork! Hah!" Sam laughed so hard that she was starting to cry.

"I don't see how he could think that… I mean, I'm not flabby or anything! Look! All those years of fencing have even given me biceps!" He pulled up his polo sleeve to reveal that there was indeed some muscle.

"Wow, Frederly, I'm impressed. Maybe you can throw a punch back at me now." She teased.

"Oh please, I would never hit a girl." Freddie scoffed.

"Wow… you finally admit that I'm a girl." Sam smirked. "But I'm not like most girls."

"Yeah I know, but that makes you more fun to be around."

"Well, I guess we need a little fun here since you're a dork and Carly's super girly." Sam joked.

Freddie laughed. "Yeah, I guess we do…"

Awww! I could just feel the chemistry coming from them! OMG, I can't believe that I saw an actual Seddie moment!

But then I ruined it. "Hey guys, do you want to hear a scary story?"

Sam and Freddie turned around, apparently forgetting that I was here and shook their heads. "No, Bra!" They yelled. How come no one wants to hear my amazing stories?

Sam was giving me a very strong death glare, and I got the message perfectly clear. Get out of here, you're ruining everything! *Facepalm!* I do ruin everything!

Step 3 of the master plan: Eh, kind of complete.

A/N: Just in case you were confused, step three was to tell Carly about the idea of Carly and Freddie dating, but she didn't really accept it, so that's why he said that it was kind of complete.

Anyways, I finally got some Seddie interaction in there! Don't worry, there's plenty more to come! :)

Tell me what you think!

PS: George was acting a little weird in the chapter, his personality seemed to change a little. That's because I got inspired by a guy named Greggy on The Next Great Baker show. That's where all of the OMG's and the *facepalm!*(it's funny cause he doesn't have a face!) came from. Haha :)