Sorry I've been quiet lately… I have midterms starting on Monday and I've been studying non-stop!

DISCLAIMER: iCarly ain't mine.

Chapter 4: George's POV

"Cause baby you're a FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEWORK! C'mon let your collllooorssss burst! Make them go AAAAAHHH AAHHH AHHHH, as you shoot across the sky-y-y-y-y!" ugh! WHAT is that noise?

I floated out of the iCarly studio, where I was taking my nap, and went downstairs. Spencer was standing in the kitchen singing Katy Perry while he was painting something.

"Hey Spence, what'cha doin?" I asked.

"AHHHHHH!" He screamed. When he saw that it was just me, he sighed in relief.

"Whoa, you startled me, Bra!"

"Sorry. So, what are you working on?" I looked at what I'm guessing was his latest sculpture in confusion.

"Well, I got inspired by Katy Perry's song Firework, and in honor of it I'm making a giant firework!"

"Oh, it looks totes fabo!" I cried out.

Spencer look puzzled. "What's 'fabo'?"

I sighed. "It's a shorten version of the word fabulous!"

His face lit up. "Oh, you mean like 'stume'?

Now I was the one to look confused. "What's 'stume'?

Just then, we heard the lock on the front door break. Spencer jumped back and grabbed a broom to defend himself. When the door opened, it revealed just Sam.

"Yo yo yo homefries." She greeted, walking towards the refrigerator.

"Yo yo yo yourself." Spencer replied.

She grabbed a turkey leg out of the fridge and turned to face me.

"Oh… hey, Bra." She mumbled. I think she's still mad at me about interrupting her and Freddie yesterday.

"Hey Spencer, is Carls home?" Sam asked.

"No, she's taking Adam to Build-A-Bra to show him that not all bras can talk like George here can." He made a face. "They'll probably get kicked out since Adam's a guy… in a bra store…hehehehehe…" He giggled.

Sam glared at him. "Don't be so immature!"

"Yeah!" I agreed.

"Well, I guess I'll go up to the iCarly studio and work on some ideas for the next show."

Spencer gave her a look. "Seriously? You never wanna work."

"Yeah, I'm actually going to take a nap and watch TV, but I guess my lie wasn't that good… but whatever." She slowly made her way upstairs.

Spencer looked worried. "She's acting kind of weird today… I wonder what's wrong…"

I think I knew what was wrong… she probably wants Freddie to like here…

I might as well start Step 4 of my Master Plan.

"Hey Spence… I was wondering, did you ever notice a 'spark' between Sam and Freddie?" I asked cautiously.

He looked at me slowly. "You mean like a firework spark?"

"Um, sure."

He proceeded to do a weird little dance. "Oh yes I have! Oh yes indeed-y dandy! I think they fancy each other!"

Fancy each other? OMG, he is SO weird. "Yeah, but I totes agree with you. They are like, soul mates."

"I know! I mean, they even kissed! And it seems like their fighting is flirting, and their nice to each other sometimes, and Freddie cares about Sam, and…" Spencer droned.

Yes! This is exactly what I need for my Master Plan! Someone who actually agrees with moi for once…

"What would you say about helping me get them together?" I questioned.

"Oh, that would be AWESOME! What could we do though?"

"Well, I have a pretty good plan, but I'll need your help in executing it. When do you wanna put the plan into action?" I asked excitedly.

"Well first I should finish my firework, cause I still need to add actual fireworks to it, but we can talk about it when I finish."

Just then, the front door swooped open to reveal Freddie Benson himself. "MOM, I TOLD YOU, I'M GOING TO CARLY'S!" He screamed at his apartment.

"BUT FREDDIE, YOU DIDN'T FINISH EATING YOUR MUSHROOMS!" She yelled back.

"I HATE MUSHROOMS!" He declared before slamming the door and locking it.

He turned to face us. "Hey guys…" He said non-chalantly as if nothing had happened.

"Hey Freddo!" Spencer said in a weird voice, winking at me.

He walked towards Spencer's firework. "Um, what's that supposed to be?" He questioned.

"It's a firework for Katy Perry's song Firework! Say, can you help me with the wiring for the actual fireworks since you're a nerd and good at this stuff?"

Freddie looked offended. "I am not a nerd! And you don't plan to set those off in here, do you?"

Spencer looked down. "Umm… noo… but will you help me with it? Please? Please? With extra mustard on top?" He begged.

"I guess," Freddie agreed.

"No!" I exclaimed. "Uhm, I mean, shouldn't you like, go check the iCarly website or whatever it is you do up in the ICARLY STUDIO?" I emphasized the iCarly studio and gave Spencer a look. This was the perfect opportunity to get them together! OM-FRIK-A-FRIK-A G!

Freddie looked at me strangely. "Um, ok?" As he made his way to the stairs, I turned to Spencer.

"Put down that electrical wire! This is the moment we've been waiting for! Here's the plan-" Just as I started to tell him my plan, the doorbell rang.

"Hold that thought," Spencer said, while Freddie paused at the stairwell to see who was at the door.

When Spencer opened the door we found a very agitated Mrs. Benson behind it.

"FREDDIE! GET BACK HERE AND FINISH YOUR MUSHROOMS!" She yelled.

"NO MOM!" Freddie whined.

Mrs. Benson took a step inside and saw me. "OH MY GOODNESS, IT THAT A FLOATING BRA! I don't want my Freddie to be subjected to that! Come along Fredward, we're going home!"

OMG, she is so rude! And she can't make Freddie go! She'll ruin my plan! I looked at Spencer and he nodded, understanding why I was panicked.

"Mrs. Benson, I just saw something fly past your apartment in the hallway!" Spencer cried.

"What?" She turned around and peeked out the door. "I don't see anyth- AHHH!" Before she could finish, Spencer pushed her out the door and locked it.

Freddie looked relieved. "Thanks, Spence." He said gratefully.

When Freddie went upstairs, I explained my plan to Spencer, who was very eager to try it.

As we heard Sam and Freddie's shouts from the studio, I smirked to myself. This plan is totes epic!

A/N: Ehh… I didn't really like this chapter, but I wrote it at 11:40 at night, so maybe that's why. It's really short, but I wanted to give you guys something since I'll be busy with my midterms all next week. I'll try to update next weekend.

Did you have a favorite part or line that you thought was funny? I tried to make it humorous :D

Tell me what you think!