It was a week after Germany had gone out for coffee with Japan and since he found out that Russia's mate was expecting. After a quick overview, abruptly cut short by one pissed America, of Canada's personality and behavioral 180's, Japan had figured Italy was pregnant, but left Germany to figure it out for himself after his hints hadn't penetrated Germany's thick skull. Now he was just as confused as ever. Today they were both home. Germany had locked himself in their bedroom so he could think without having a death cloud over his head. But of course, Italy could just break down the door…even the thought made Germany shiver. He jumped straight off the bed when there was a knock on the door. A weary Italy had unlocked the door and was peering inside.

"Um…Germany?"

"Geez Italy, you ever heard of knocking?!" Then he turned red. He had said that out of instinct.

"But I did knock! I just wanted to say sorry for trying to kill you…twice… Am I forgiven?"

"I'll think about it…" Germany glared at Italy. Italy pouted.

"Will this speed up the process?" Italy walked to Germany's side and planted a long kiss square on his lips.

"Nice, but you'll need a better bribe than that." Germany was still glaring at his short companion. Italy sighed in defeat. Then he perked up again.

"Will sex help?"

"No, it wont…wait, what?" Italy was mischievously grinning now.

"You heard me."

"…You can try." Germany was smiling a weird crooked half-smile. He pushed Italy on the bed and forced all his clothes off, eagerly throwing his own off as well.

"Gee, I had almost forgotten how beautiful you looked under all that army gear, Germany."

"Right." Germany was on top of the smaller man now. He liked pleasuring Italy. Probably because in his case there were plenty of spots to pleasure him at. He loved making Italy moan in desire. Make him desperate, almost. That made everything better when he gave him what he wanted.

"Lets see. Where to start. How about all at once today?"

"Hm?" Having everything done to him at once was something new to Italy. But he liked the sound of it. Germany pulled Italy off the bed and set him on all fours. Then he walked up behind him, but not to do what you would think. Instead, he reached over his back to tug at his curl, making Italy moan out loud.

"Well, well. Can't hold your own?"

"ngh…Shut up and keep going."

"If you say so." Germany kept playing with his curl, twisting it around his fingers and yanking it, uncurling it and running his tongue along it. His unoccupied hand was moving over the small of his back, caressing him, until it came to rest on his cock.

"Nyah…" Italy was already close to breaking.

"shh…hold on, or ill stop." The erotic blonde started squeezing and pumping the cock in his hand, making Italy moan deeply. Harder and faster by the second, Germany was testing just how far he could push him before Italy came. Still pumping, Germany took the hand that was jiggling his curl, licked the first digit, and swiped it through his crack, making Italy jump a little.

"What's this? You liked that? Maybe you'll like it better with something bigger." Germany grabbed his own cock and started swiping it in the same way. Slowly at first, then quicker. Italy was getting impatient.

"G-Germany…you know…what I want…" Italy was panting now. He reached behind him, grabbed Germany's member, and positioned it directly over his opening. "N-Now do it…I can take it…"

"Have it your way. Deep breath, love." Faster than Italy could inhale, Germany thrust his rock hard cock into his lover, making him wince in pain. "hmm. No tears? Impressive." Again and again he thrust into his lover. Italy arched his back and yelled in pain and pleasure.

"Germany-Ngh…I'm…Really close-aah…"

"Hold it. I want to taste you…" Germany pulled out of Italy, surprised he hadn't came yet. Still on the floor, Germany pushed Italy down and flipped him over. Then he put his cock in his mouth. Almost instantly, a stream of white hot fluid jetted into his throat, shocking him and throwing him back. Italy climbed over to his legs.

"Ahhhh! G-germany? I'm sorry! Are you ok?!"

"Better. That was fun."

"yeah it sort of was…"

"but I haven't cum yet. Do you want to taste me?"

"…heheheh." Italy was now sucking hard on Germany's member.

"nyagh!!" Germany came in Italy's mouth, throwing him back.

"so how do I taste?" Italy didn't answer.

"Italy?" Germany climbed over to Italy's side. He heard snoring. Italy had fallen asleep.

"dwah?!" Germany sighed. Italy was a heavy sleeper. AND not a morning person. Since he values his life, he didn't try to wake him up. He patted Italy's head.

"Oh well. At least he had fun…hm?" Germany looked at italy's stomach. He was still getting fat. He put his other hand on Italy's stomach, surprised by how hard it was. Just then, something nudged his hand, from INSIDE Italy's body. And then, in one super huge lightbulb moment, Germany realized what was going on.

"Oh my god…Italy's pregnant…" Germany fainted.