A/N: This will be the last chapter! A friend asked to write this, so give I hereby give credit to J.K. Rowling, my friend who wrote chapter three, Tom Felton, and the Harry Potter fandom.
Suddenly, there was the loud sound of a random chainsaw being activated. This snapped Hermione out of her trance like state. "O oku tame ni" she breathed. Outside, she heard Ron screaming and pounding on the floor. Suddenly it stopped, and she swore she heard, almost silent, "Slash, slash, die"
The suit disappeared for a second, and then came back together perfectly. "Magic that I learned from the ninjas when I visited japan" "it's called maho" she explained to the author's friend who was writing all of this down. *
Ha ha! I successfully snuck Japan and ninjas into your fanfic! Oh, sorry a little off track here! But, seriously, I speak Japanese… is that the same sleeping drug you gave her? If you're going to drug me, at least be original. There that should buy me at least… hey! ... Tokyo … Noodles and Company
"Hiratte" said Hermione and the ceiling opened and she shot out of the ceiling and… if I described this battle this fanfic would be banned and I can't do that… I still want to be friends with her… I'll just say it was a really epic battle, and Hermione won, but only thanks to her Japanese ninja magic. Yep. I just totally made you readers mad with that so I'll end the story. OOH is that a thank you box of chocolate from my friend, characters, and readers? Yum… ack… gak… its killing me! It was…. Poisoned….uug….for such a horrible story….
The End
*Rest of words spoken by Hermione are actually in Japanese to make the suit's magic work, but, fortunately, the author's friend has been studying Japanese for 5 years!