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Chapter 12

Friends with benifits, Behold the Head Girl, and Food fights

The second they walked into the common room Sirius was quickly pulled a side by an enraged James.

'What the bloody hell were you and Lily doing outside by the lake?' James angrily questioned.

'Whao, calm down mate. We were just talking.'

'Yeah right, when do you 'just talk' to a girl.'

Sirius sighed. 'Prongs, you know me and Lily are just friends.'

'Well for friends you looked pretty cozy out there.' James said calmly, but there was still anger in his eyes.

Sirius exclaimed mockingly, 'are you accusing me of being with our dear little Head girl?' he laughed, 'And I thought we were friends. We are through James Potter through.' He said putting on a high pitched voice and wiping a fake tear from his eye. '

'Anyway, why would you care, even if Lily and I were together?'

'You are together aren't you.' James cried out. 'You evil toerag, you ass headed jerk, you prat, you-.'

'Ok insulting Sirius time is now officially over. Now lets get to the issue, you still like Lily don't you?' Sirius said. 'Ha, I new it!'

'Padfoot, you're crazy. I told you, I'm way over her.'

'Right. So if I was to go over there, flirt shamelessly with Lily and then meet her in a broom closet later tonight. You wouldn't care?'

'Yeah, I'm way over her.' James said unsurely.

Sirius laughed. 'Well that's good, because she is totally hot. Now if you don't mind, I have a girl to go seduce.' Sirius started walking away.

'You can't do that.' James said grabbing his arm.

'And why not? You don't like her, so she's free game. I mean, if you hadn't liked her last year she would have been with me, after all, I am the hottest guy in the whole school.' He said, not actually intending to sleep with Lily, but it was a good way to get James to admit he liked her.

'Fine. I don't care. Go ahead she's all yours.' Replied James.

Shit, he knows me to well. Thought Sirius, but he said, 'All right, I will.'

James was weighing out the possibilities, he could stop Sirius, but that would show he liked Lily, which he 'didn't'. Or he could let him go over to Lily and possibility have to hear them doing things he didn't want to think about that night. Shit, he thought.

'You can't do that.' He finally said.

Ha, it worked! Thought Sirius, 'And why not?'

'Um…see…because she's…um…you're…um…. Ha, you're in a relationship, and that would be cheating!' he said triumphantly.

'No I'm not, I'm never in a relationship. I'm all for one-night-stands.'

'Exactly.' Said James.

'I think I'm missing the point. I can't be with her when I'm in a relationship or when I'm single?'

'Well,' James started, ha I've got him now, I think. ''Have you ever seen that girl with a guy? No, so it would be mean if her first guy was a one night stand.'

'And I'm supposed to care right?' said Sirius acting bored, but he was really hoping to lose this fight, he had no interest in sleeping with Lily what-so-ever.

'I thought you said she was your friend. Friends don't sleep with each other. Do they?'

'No, but friends with benefits do.'

Shit. Thought Sirius. I need to lose this fight. How the hell do I do that?

At the same time James was thinking, shit, he has a point. I need to win this fight; how the hell do I do that?'


'Earth to the two bone heads in the corner.' Kay called out, making James and Sirius realize that they were in the middle of a crowded common room.

'Huh, what.' Said James letting go of Sirius's arm, finally, and looking up.

Sirius's arm now had a painful red mark on it were James had grabbed him, but only Sirius noticed and was trying to realize why James had grabbed him so hard. It took him a full two minutes to put two and two together. After all, he can be rather slow, well he's actually very smart, but he tries to be stupid claiming it is his 'image'.

Honest, he was smart. Like everyone, he knew two and two equaled fish.

'Sirius.' Lily called. 'Hello, anyone there.'

'Huh?' he said confused. 'Oh…yeah…the answer is fish.' He said as though he was a genius.

'What the bloody hell?' Remus asked.

Everyone stared at Sirius.

'Don't worry,' said Peter, 'we gave up trying to understand him years ago. Sometime if you ignore him he'll just go away.'

They all laughed.

'Hey,' called Si, 'I resent that.'

'But it's true.' Chimed in James

'I said resent not deny.'

They all laughed.

'Anyway,' Lila said when the laughter died down, 'what's everyone doing to night, it is Friday after all.'

First Rach, Sirius and James all chimed 'Date'. Then Remus and Lila said Library in unison. Peter had 'remedial potions'.

Kay was giving Ben a tour of Hogsmead. Lily just said work.

'Well that rules out the possibility of hanging out together.' Said Lila.

'I need to go or I'll be late.' Peter rushed off.

Rach left only minutes later to get ready for her date. Then Sirius and James left about 10 minutes later then that.

'Well that just leaves- 'Lily started but then realized that Kay and Ben were getting up and leaving as well as Remus and Lila.

'Oh. Ok I'll see you guys later.' Lily said as she walked off the Heads common room. Where she then proceeded to cry uncontrollably over her parents death, her confusion with James, and the fact that she had promised herself she would have fun this year and prove she had more to her than studying, but still had no were to go Friday night.

'Well look on the bright side,' Lily told herself, 'next week is the first quitich match, the marauders will be having a huge party once they crush Slytherin, I can have fun there. I'll find a guy or something, or wear something of Rach's or even Kay's. I know I'll talk with them and they'll help me with an outfit and every thing.'

What time is it? Lily thought to herself when she had stopped crying. Oh my g-d! (If all wondering what's with G-d instead of just god, some people are more religious and don't spell out g-d and I don't want to offend them.) It's already one in the morning. I've been crying, talking to my self and working for the last five hours.

She changed in to pajamas, a long black t-shirt with a muggle band name on it in blue and a pair of blue legging. If your wondering why I'm using today's styles it's because the late 70's style is back.

When she got into bed and couldn't sleep she decided to go down to the kitchens and get a snack. Figuring no one was still up she went in pajamas. And in 15 minutes she was in the kitchen singing the melody to her favorite muggle song and bobbing her head, eating chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice-cream.

She was so preoccupied she didn't even notice other people enter the kitchen, and didn't know they were there until one of the voices said,

'Behold, the Head Girl, a rare and endangered species. Note how she knocks out her pray with bad music before she eats it.'

Two other voices as well as the first started laughing.

Lily looked up to see Sirius, Remus and James standing at the doorway laughing their heads of.

To cover her blush she quickly shoved ice-cream in her mouth and then yelled

'Shit! Brain freeze, Brain freeze.' Putting her head in her hands.

'G-d, I hate brain freeze.' Said Sirius while grabbing Lily's ice-cream and finishing half the container, which was what was left, in two bites.

'Hey, that was the last of the chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice-cream.' Lily pouted. 'No fair.'

With that she grabbed a bottle of whipped cream on the counter and sprayed the contents in to Sirius's mouth.

The marauders were shocked. Since when was Lily so bold to start a food fight, or ice-cream fight in this case.

'Oh,' said Sirius, 'now it's on!' with that he grabbed a new container of ice-cream from the counter (the ice-cream was bewitched to stay cold. It was Mint-chocolate-chip.) and using a scooper threw some at Lily.

This turned in to a messy fight, James was dumb-struck at first and Remus was trying to save the ice-cream.

'Hey, not the chocolate, that's my favorite.' Or 'No, Si, you know my favorite flavor is pumpkin.' Was heard from Remus's mouth. But he soon joined in.

'James come on, you love food fights, join in.' Remus called.

'You're right I do.' And with that James smothered Remus in chocolate sauce.


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