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Chapter 22

Chocolate, Moulin Rouge, and Close to You

The next morning at breakfast.

'So anyway, how did the pillow fight get started last night?' Remus asked sitting down next to Lila and Lily.

'Well Lily muttered "gimmi and eraser" in her sleep.' Lila said.

'Okay?'

'Well it could be worse, Remus here was sleep muttering last night to…but in French.' James said.

'What he say?'

'I don't know, at first we thought he was cursing at us.' Sirius said with a laugh. 'It was something along the lines of " Je veux chocolaté" over and over.'

Lily and Remus, the only two who spoke French cracked up laughing.

'What's so funny?' Kay asked.

'He wasn't cursing, he was saying "I want chocolate, I want chocolate, I want chocolate." Over and over.' Lily said when she stopped laughing.

'Oh.' Sirius, Peter, and James said at the same time.

'Wow.'

'You speak French?!?!' James asked Lily.

'A bit. I take you don't.'

'I know one thing, it's this line from a song "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir.Voulez vous coucher avec moi."It from this show called Moulin Rouge.'

Lily and Remus crack up laughing.

'That means "Would you like to do to bed with me this evening, would you like to go to bed with me?"' Remus said unable to control his laughter.

James turned a sick shade of red.

Everyone was laughing.

'Mate, you realize you just asked Lily if she wants to shag you.' Sirius said to James, still hysterical was laugher.

'Yes Padfoot, I realize that.' James muttered, he wanted to disappear.

Lily who noticed James's discomfort decided to change the subject, "so how 'bout them Yankees?'

'What?'

'Oh yeah, that's a muggle joke…I mean, how the Gryffindor quitatch(I can't spell) team doing this year.'

'Um, Lily, we just had a party 2 night ago because we one the last match, which also was the only match we've had so far.' Rach said, not realizing what Lily was trying to do.

'Oh' Lily said and glared at Rach.

'Doesn't Sirius need to sing to Snape?!' Kay said, making a real subject change.

'That's right Padfoot, sing your heart out.' Remus said with a laugh.

Sirius shrugged, and got up and the Gryffindor table, the room got quiet.

He cleared his throat, flicked his wand and background music started to play, and he sang, while walking over to the Slytherin table, in front of Snape down on one knee, and dancing…

Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky

Every time you walk by?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

On the day that you were born

The angels got together

And decided to create a dream come true

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold

And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town

Follow you all around.

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

On the day that you were born

The angels got together

And decided to create a dream come true

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold

And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town

Follow you all around.

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

Just like me (Just like me)

They long to be

Close to you.

Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

Hahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

Lahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

Close to you by the carpenters

'Sn Why do birds suddenly appear

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky

Every time you walk by?

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

On the day that you were born

The angels got together

And decided to create a dream come true

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold

And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town

Follow you all around.

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

On the day that you were born

The angels got together

And decided to create a dream come true

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold

And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town

Follow you all around.

Just like me, they long to be

Close to you.

Just like me (Just like me)

They long to be

Close to you.

Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

Wahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

Hahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

Lahhhhhhhhhhh, close to you.

'Snape, I love you.'

The rest of the marauders, Lily, Kay, Rach, Lily, and Ben who had been informed had been holding back laugher throughout the entire performance, but with Sirius's last line they all broke out in hysterical laughs.

Sirius got up and walked back over to the Gryffindor table, where he sat down, and proceeded to eat his breakfast like nothing had happened.

The room was silent.

Suddenly everyone was laughing, even some of the teachers, but not the Slytherins.

'So Prongs my friends, I think its time to charm you shirt.' Sirius said with a wicked smile.


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