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Chapter 23 ( I think)

Shirt, Muggle Jokes, Plans, and Falls

The entire room was either laughing hysterically or angry as hell.

And there sat Sirius. Eating breakfast, like nothing had happened.

And planning more chaos.

'So Prongs, shall we charm the shirt now, or should we wait 'til lunch?' Sirius asked.

'I think now is appropriate.' Rach added in breathlessly. It's hard to laugh and breath at the same time

'As you wish.' James said with a smile.

Sirius waved his wand, and voila, James's shirt was bright-pink with a picture of Snape. And it said "I love Sevy-poo"

All nine of them burst out laughing. (Nine meaning the marauders, Lily, Kay, Rach, Lila and Ben.

'This will be entertaining.' Kay said.

'Laugh now, but wait 'til to have to kiss Snape.' Said James with an evil smile.

'Shit, I was hoping you would forget about that.'

'Nope.'

'Wait, is there a time limit for dares?' Lila asked.

'I don't know, for this one I think the time limit should be….umm…a week?' Lily said.

'That sounds fair.' Remus replied.

'How am I supposed to kiss him. He'd kill me?' Kay asked exasperated.

'Oh we've already thought all out that.' Sirius said and laughed.

'Ok now I'm scared, I so don't trust your plans.'

'Don't worry, all five of us came up with this plan, so its not incredibly stupid, poorly planned or insane...I think.' Ben told her.

'Thanks for trying, but that really didn't make me feel any better.' Kay said with a sigh.

'Sorry.' He said and shrugged. Then went back to his breakfast.

'There are two things in the world that are infinite, the universe and teenage guys' obsession with food, and I'm not sure about the former.' Lily said.

Only Remus laughed.

He was the only one who realized she was playing off the words of Albert Einstein , who had a famous saying "There are two things that are infinite in this world, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

'G-d, I need to stop making muggle jokes around you guy. None of you either than Remy get them.' Lily said with a sigh (Remy was her nickname for Remus.)

'Hey I get muggle jokes, I'm a half blood, I was raised with muggles.' Lila said.

'Me too.' Said Peter

'Yes, but you don't read, or apparently learn about some of the most famous people in the muggle world.'

'I read' Lila said, slightly offended.

'But you can't recognize a famous quote from Albert Einstein?' Lily said with a raised eyebrow.

'Well maybe I don't spend my time learning saying by famous, but dead, scientists.' She said mockingly.

That shut Lily up.

'Anyway….what is this brilliant plan for my dare?' Kay asked, changing ht subject.

Catching her drift James immediately answered.

'So we were thinking we would send him an anonymous letter, telling him to meet his "secret admirer" in the astronomy tower one night, you show up, kiss him and leave.'

'Ok, I quick kiss and then I'm gone. And we will never speak of it again.'

'Whoa, hold up there, who said I was just a peck on the lips, I thought it had to be a real kiss?' Rach said with a mischievous smile.

'Oh no, I'm not doing anymore than that.'

'Come on, you have to!' Sirius said.

'No I don't you didn't specify, so a peck and that's it.' She said triumphantly.

'Fine, but we'll get you next time.' Rach said evilly. 'I feel the need to add in a mwah-ha-ha.' (mwah-ha-ha meaning evil laugh.)

'I totally feel the need to add on to that, so it's "I'll get you next time, my pretty, and your little dog to. But I won't 'cuz they won't get in.' Lily said under her breath to Remus. He laughed.

'What?' Ben asked.

'Never mind, just a bad muggle joke.' Remus said.

'Hey it wasn't bad.'

'Sorry. Never mind, just a mediocre muggle joke.' He said.

'I thought it was pretty damn good.' Lily said with a pout.

'My bad.' He said sarcastically.

Glare from Lily. If glares could kill you…well let's just say half of Hogwarts would be gone thanks to Lily.

'What I meant was, never mind, just a good muggle joke.' Remus said exasperated.

'Thank you.' Lily said with a smile.

'I think it's time to head to class.' Lila said.

'Oh yeah…class…' Sirius said.

'Don't tell me you forgot about class.' Rach said to him.

'Forgot….was hoping that we wouldn't have to go…'

'Why wouldn't we have to go to class?' Peter asked.

'I don't know. Bu a guy can hope can't he?'

'Anyway.' James interjected. 'We have to go; Slughorn will kill us if we're late to potions…again.' He said the very last bit specifically to Sirius.

With a sigh the group got up, grabbed their books and started heading to class.

'School sucks.' Sirius said under his breath to the rest of the guys.

'See you guys late, I've gotta get to transformation.' Peter said and walked off.

'Everyone, please get with your assigned partners and begin to follow the directions of the board, you will be making bone re-growing potion. Also known as skela –grow.' Slughorn said, and sat down at his desk to begin grading papers.

He glanced up and look from one set of partners to another, 'and you will be graded on not only your potion, but also on your ability to work together.'

Lily sighed, and went to go get ingredients, while James set up the cauldron.

Her arms full of different vials, and bottles, and boxes, and different tools, Lil headed back to her cauldron.

A few of the Slytherins tried to trip her, but because she had a brain she avoided them.

And then, a few feet away from her cauldron she tripped, without the Slytherins help.

Her ingredients went flying, some landed on the floor, and some in the cauldron.

And she landed, her butt inches away from the floor, in a pair of very strong arms.

She gazed up into hazel eyes.

'Thanks.' She said breathlessly .

'No problem.' James replied.

Noticing the fact that he had been holding her for far too long to just be catching her, he quickly helped her up.

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